[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Chimp VS Pitt Bull Death Match (Page 1 of 4)
Posted: 2/19/2009 11:55:57 AM EDT
In a death match. Poll inbound
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You have to understand the hierarchy of ownage, all else being equal. (1) Wild animals; (2) Domestic animals; and (3) Man. Thanks God for our ability to make tools. Deadly tools. +1 We should move all the chimps in the world to a deserted island, and then nuke it. That'll show 'em who's in charge!! 
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More interesting would be chimp vs. hyena. Hyena FTW  Hyena vs Baboon! http://www.misterseed.com/LATESTnews/2005%20FOLDER/JUNE/hyena2.jpg hyenas are disgusting animals but perfect for fighting. 
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More interesting would be chimp vs. hyena. Hyena FTW Hyena vs Baboon! http://www.misterseed.com/LATESTnews/2005%20FOLDER/JUNE/hyena2.jpg That pic made me laugh. But to answer the question: the chimp would easily win. The way I look at it: A man would have a chance against a pit bull. Granted an extremely poor chance, but a chance none the less. An unarmed man would not have a snowball’s chance in hell against a chimp. |
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Chimp. Now make it three experianced bully dogs Vs. one chimp, that would be a scrap. make it one "healthy" 125lb American Bulldog that is a "Hogger" and the Chimp doesn't stand a chance, I'd even venture to say that a "healthy" pitbull would do fairly well, as primates tend to be scared of dogs. |
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More interesting would be chimp vs. hyena. Hyena FTW
http://www.clarkvision.com/galleries/images.africa.2007/web/spotted.hyena.c01.26.2007.JZ3F2352b-700.jpg I'd so love to have one of those a cute cuddly pet! I bet those babies are pure unadulterated chick magnets!
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Chimp. Now make it three experianced bully dogs Vs. one chimp, that would be a scrap. make it one "healthy" 125lb American Bulldog that is a "Hogger" and the Chimp doesn't stand a chance, I'd even venture to say that a "healthy" pitbull would do fairly well, as primates tend to be scared of dogs. You make a good point, but I still think a chimp would still tear it in two. They go for the face and hands. Bite the hands off and then rip the face off. It's a great strategy
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More interesting would be chimp vs. hyena. Hyena FTW Hyena vs Baboon! http://www.misterseed.com/LATESTnews/2005%20FOLDER/JUNE/hyena2.jpg How long have you been waiting to drag this picture out? |
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Bully dogs were used in the past to bait bears and bulls, both of which are larger than chimps. Chimps are smarter and strong. The dogs are faster. I'd say whoever 'won' would also probably die. "faster than a chimp?" I don't know about that one. New poll: who would win a race? 
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Chimp. Now make it three experianced bully dogs Vs. one chimp, that would be a scrap. make it one "healthy" 125lb American Bulldog that is a "Hogger" and the Chimp doesn't stand a chance, I'd even venture to say that a "healthy" pitbull would do fairly well, as primates tend to be scared of dogs. put down the crack pipe. i hunt hogs with dogs. hogs dont have opposable thumbs and the ability to contort their body anyway they seem fit to thrash something. |
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Bully dogs were used in the past to bait bears and bulls, both of which are larger than chimps. Chimps are smarter and strong. The dogs are faster. I'd say whoever 'won' would also probably die. "faster than a chimp?" I don't know about that one. New poll: who would win a race?
How bout a pull-up contest? 
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| Pit bull would have 0% chance of winning against a full grown chimp. Most men if they are not idiots could kill most any pit bull. Dogs have only one weapon, their mouth. Once oft their feet a dog is worthless. Let the dog remain on its feet and get leverage and you've got problems. How long do you think it would take for that chip to have the pit on his back and tearing his legs off and ripping his throat out. |
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You have to understand the hierarchy of ownage, all else being equal. (1) Wild animals; (2) Domestic animals; and (3) Man. Thanks God for our ability to make tools. Deadly tools. +1 We should move all the chimps in the world to a deserted island, and then nuke it. That'll show 'em who's in charge!! 
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