Posted: 2/18/2009 4:04:07 PM EDT
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This "Keystone Kops Kall" would be funny if it were not so horrifying. The victim was horribly, grotesquely mutilated, while the 911 operator did his Abbott & Costello routine. Honestly, the operator sounds like he must be retarded.
"The chimp killed my friend." "What's the problem with your friend, I need to know." You goddamn moron, are you deaf? The problem with the caller's friend is that the chimp killed her. Did you not hear that? "Send the police, with a gun, with a gun. He ripped her face off." "He ripped her face off?" Is there an echo in here? She said he ripped her face off. What about "he ripped her face off" don't you understand? Face? Ripped? Off? These are one syllable words. 911 Operator:"...they're saying someone has a gun and is trying to kill somebody ..." Oh, Jesus H. Christ. People, why even bother calling 911? They're brain-damaged! Just get a gun and solve your own problems. If you don't have a gun, get a knife, or a chair, or something, but deal with it yourself –– the 911 operator won't be any help. Transcript: Caller: Send the police! Operator: What's the problem there? Caller: The chimp killed my friend. Operator: What's the problem with your friend; I need to know. Caller: Send the police, with a gun, with a gun. He ripped her face off. Operator: He ripped her face off? Caller: He tried to attack me. Please, please hurry. Operator: OK, I need you to calm down a little bit. They're on the way. Caller: Please hurry up, he's killing my girlfriend ... Operator: [Address], they're saying someone has a gun and is trying to kill somebody ... Caller: Hurry up! Operator: They are are on their way. Caller: Hurry up! Operator: They are on their way but I need you to give me some more information...who is doing this? Caller: With guns ... Operator: Who has the gun? Caller: No, bring the guns. You've have got to kill my chimp. Operator: What is the problem there? Caller: Hurry up ... Operator: I need you to talk to me..I need you to calm down...why do you need somebody there? Caller: What ... please, God ... Operator: What is the problem? Caller: He is killing my friend. Operator: Who's killing your friend? Caller: My chimpanzee! She's dead, she's dead. Operator: Why are you saying she's dead? Caller: She's dead, he ripped her apart. Operator: He ripped what apart, her face? Caller: Everything. |
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Whats with the chimp threads lately? I fucking hate monkeys. I do too. I hate them in TV shows, commercials , circus acts etc. I have no problem with them in the wilds of Africa or Asia and whatnot. I think they just should not be allowed in the USA. period. |
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Whats with the chimp threads lately? I fucking hate monkeys. I do too. I hate them in TV shows, commercials , circus acts etc. I have no problem with them in the wilds of Africa or Asia and whatnot. I think they just should not be allowed in the USA. period. They're about as monkey as you are. |
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Best round for a chimp? my vote goes to 00 buck That would be my fall back position. I'm going to have to vote for my HK91 with SP rounds. John Now who DESERVES the gunshots? The animal or the dumbass who thought she should try to Xanax a wild animal? |
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Dumbass deserved it. Primates are NOT domesticated animals. Unfortunately, when most people think of chimps, they think of the cute little infant/juvenile ones they use for TV etc. Your average jamoke has no idea of a) how large they actually get and b) how insanely strong they are. Keeping one as a pet is as fucked up as a football bat and THEN if you're stupid enough to start giving a fully grown-immensely strong-sexually frustrated-diaper wearing primate XANAX, you deserve to feel it's wrath.
Don't necessarily blame the 911 Operator. I mean Christ, a "Shoot my chimp, it ripped my friend's face off" call isn't exactly run of the mill |
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Oh, Jesus H. Christ. People, why even bother calling 911? They're brain-damaged! Just get a gun and solve your own problems. If you don't have a gun, get a knife, or a chair, or something, but deal with it yourself –– the 911 operator won't be any help. . I listened to the whole tape this morning. The lady/owner did actually stab the monkey to try and get it off her friend. Freaking chimp was on roids. That poor women will probably wish she just died after all the damage done. |
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Dumbass deserved it. Primates are NOT domesticated animals. Unfortunately, when most people think of chimps, they think of the cute little infant/juvenile ones they use for TV etc. Your average jamoke has no idea of a) how large they actually get and b) how insanely strong they are. Keeping one as a pet is as fucked up as a football bat and THEN if you're stupid enough to start giving a fully grown-immensely strong-sexually frustrated-diaper wearing primate XANAX, you deserve to feel it's wrath. Don't necessarily blame the 911 Operator. I mean Christ, a "Shoot my chimp, it ripped my friend's face off" call isn't exactly run of the mill This+1 I used to work at a bar where one of the regulars was a British Primatologist/Herpetologist. He did a study of Human Infant/ Chimpanzee codevelopment. One day, his four year old chimp was sitting on a bar stool and picked him up by his hair one handed. |
| To give the 911 operator a break, many compared Bush to a chimp and Obammy to a monkey, so maybe the 911 operator was just assuming that chimp was slang for someone from the dark continent. Who knows, but the caller did a very bad job of explaining what was happening until the end of the call. |
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Chimps are just misunderstood. It's about the owner, not the species. Seriously, most chimps you read about in the paper aren't even chimps. The media thinks every dark haired primate is a chimp and that's how the reputation starts. All my chimp will do is lick your face, and if you hurt my chimp you better be ready to hurt me, because I'm coming after you.
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Chimps are just misunderstood. It's about the owner, not the species. Seriously, most chimps you read about in the paper aren't even chimps. The media thinks every dark haired primate is a chimp and that's how the reputation starts. All my chimp will do is lick your face, and if you hurt my chimp you better be ready to hurt me, because I'm coming after you. 
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Chimps are just misunderstood. It's about the owner, not the species. Seriously, most chimps you read about in the paper aren't even chimps. The media thinks every dark haired primate is a chimp and that's how the reputation starts. All my chimp will do is lick your face, and if you hurt my chimp you better be ready to hurt me, because I'm coming after you. Are you joking or something? The pics clearly show a regular (albeit obese) chimp. 
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To give the 911 operator a break, many compared Bush to a chimp and Obammy to a monkey, so maybe the 911 operator was just assuming that chimp was slang for someone from the dark continent. Who knows, but the caller did a very bad job of explaining what was happening until the end of the call. +1 |
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Chimps are just misunderstood. It's about the owner, not the species. Seriously, most chimps you read about in the paper aren't even chimps. The media thinks every dark haired primate is a chimp and that's how the reputation starts. All my chimp will do is lick your face, and if you hurt my chimp you better be ready to hurt me, because I'm coming after you. Are you joking or something? The pics clearly show a regular (albeit obese) chimp. http://cdn.necn.com/files/2009/02/17/vlcsnap-11675214.jpg Dude, replace the word "chimp" with "pitbull" I think you'll see what he did there... At least I hope that was the intent. Otherwise 
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I used to work with Chimps years ago...I got into it thinking they were the ones we see as subjects of documentaries, "humans with fur", all that Dr Doolittle stuff.
I got over that illusion within 3 days. They are remarkable animals and I was lucky enough to work with a few that were young, trainable, and able to learn. However, most of the ones I worked with were the opposite. Former "actors", "circus performers", "pets", some were addicted to cigarettes, some were abused, all were capable of killing you in a heartbeat. You have to constantly challenge them mentally or they will get bored and turn on you. I was forever building puzzles for them and giving them odd things to entertain themselves. I don't think I'd go lower than 308 in a rifle and would prefer a shotgun with 3" slugs to be honest. They are extremely tough and more dangerous than gorillas (I worked with 2 of those also and they were the most docile animals I ever worked with in my life) and more cunning, when they go bad they can get evil. My mentor at the time had been doing it for 50+ years and had the scars (and missing fingers) to show it. |
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the chimp ripped her hands off and realy messed up her face. it was 200 pounds and 15 years old it was in a few comersials and im told it would drink wine and cut the grass. it was just diagnosed with lime disease and on some kind of meds. the owner stabbed it with a knife, then it started to attack the cop car and the cop shot it 3 times. then it ran in the back yard and died. |
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I used to work with Chimps years ago...I got into it thinking they were the ones we see as subjects of documentaries, "humans with fur", all that Dr Doolittle stuff. I got over that illusion within 3 days. They are remarkable animals and I was lucky enough to work with a few that were young, trainable, and able to learn. However, most of the ones I worked with were the opposite. Former "actors", "circus performers", "pets", some were addicted to cigarettes, some were abused, all were capable of killing you in a heartbeat. You have to constantly challenge them mentally or they will get bored and turn on you. I was forever building puzzles for them and giving them odd things to entertain themselves. I don't think I'd go lower than 308 in a rifle and would prefer a shotgun with 3" slugs to be honest. They are extremely tough and more dangerous than gorillas (I worked with 2 of those also and they were the most docile animals I ever worked with in my life) and more cunning, when they go bad they can get evil. My mentor at the time had been doing it for 50+ years and had the scars (and missing fingers) to show it. Like I said: Chimps are FUCKING AWESOME!! ANyway, did you see that episode of Nature's nightmares about chimps? |
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Chimps are just misunderstood. It's about the owner, not the species. Seriously, most chimps you read about in the paper aren't even chimps. The media thinks every dark haired primate is a chimp and that's how the reputation starts. All my chimp will do is lick your face, and if you hurt my chimp you better be ready to hurt me, because I'm coming after you. I see what you did there. 
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This "Keystone Kops Kall" would be funny if it were not so horrifying. The victim was horribly, grotesquely mutilated, while the 911 operator did his Abbott & Costello routine. Honestly, the operator sounds like he must be retarded. "The chimp killed my friend." "What's the problem with your friend, I need to know." You goddamn moron, are you deaf? The problem with the caller's friend is that the chimp killed her. Did you not hear that? "Send the police, with a gun, with a gun. He ripped her face off." "He ripped her face off?" Is there an echo in here? She said he ripped her face off. What about "he ripped her face off" don't you understand? Face? Ripped? Off? These are one syllable words. 911 Operator:"...they're saying someone has a gun and is trying to kill somebody ..." Oh, Jesus H. Christ. People, why even bother calling 911? They're brain-damaged! Just get a gun and solve your own problems. If you don't have a gun, get a knife, or a chair, or something, but deal with it yourself –– the 911 operator won't be any help. Listen to the tape. She sounds like a stupid drunk old woman. You expect her to say "bababooie" half way through it sounds so fake. |
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From an article...
In tests at the Bronx Zoo in 1924, a dynamometer — a scale that measures the mechanical force of a pull on a spring — was erected in the monkey house. A 165-pound male chimpanzee named "Boma" registered a pull of 847 pounds, using only his right hand (although he did have his feet braced against the wall, being somewhat hip, in his simian way, to the principles of leverage). A 165-pound man, by comparison, could manage a one-handed pull of about 210 pounds. Even more frightening, a female chimp, weighing a mere 135 pounds and going by the name of Suzette, checked in with a one-handed pull of 1,260 pounds. (She was in a fit of passion at the time; one shudders to think what her boyfriend must have looked like next morning.) In dead lifts, chimps have been known to manage weights of 600 pounds without even breaking into a sweat. A male gorilla could probably heft an 1,800-pound weight and not think twice about it. |
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The only good primate is a :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivDOjTDQeo4 
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the chimp ripped her hands off and realy messed up her face. it was 200 pounds and 15 years old it was in a few comersials and im told it would drink wine and cut the grass. it was just diagnosed with lime disease and on some kind of meds. the owner stabbed it with a knife, then it started to attack the cop car and the cop shot it 3 times. then it ran in the back yard and died. See this is why we talk about shot placement |
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Whats with the chimp threads lately? I fucking hate monkeys. I do too. I hate them in TV shows, commercials , circus acts etc. I have no problem with them in the wilds of Africa or Asia and whatnot. I think they just should not be allowed in the USA. period. I don't hate them, but yes they need to stay in the wild. They had a spot on GMA about a chimp camo where they have been brought becausr of there violence. It's a fucking wild animal for gods sake. They say at about 6 is when they go ape shit...pun intended. They were lucky this one didn't do it sooner. Thay said too that it's not a matter of "IF" it's a matter of "WHEN". |
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I listened to the tape.
I could barely tell either one of them was speaking english...... You could barely hear the woman over the chimp screaming in the background (now THAT is something a 911 operator is likely to recognize immediately....  ) you could only catch every 3rd word or so she said, with emphasise on GUN, He's Killing my friend......etc.
She sounded like she was juggling the phone with all the broken dialog, and the 911 operator had a THICK accent. Scary. |
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I live in Kern County, the place where a guy got his face, balls, ripped off by a chimp about 4 years ago.
http://www.esquire.com/features/chimpanzee-attack-0409-3?src=digg 
Out of the corner of her eye, LaDonna suddenly noticed a large form about forty feet away. It was a chimpanzee, a young adult male, somehow out of his cage, and he was glaring at her. The chimp held her gaze for a moment, and then charged. St. James rushed to his wife. The animal barreled into LaDonna's back, knocking her into St. James. She wrapped her arms around her husband's neck, but the chimpanzee locked his jaws around the thumb of her left hand. With a single, ferocious jerk of his neck, he tore it off. St. James threw his hysterical wife under the picnic table and pushed her further underneath as the chimp tried to pursue her. LaDonna was screaming commands — "No! Stop! Sit!" — in a desperate bid to stop him. The remaining cake was on the table, still in its box, but the chimp didn't go for it. Instead he went after St. James. As St. James confronted the chimp, the six-two former running back turned to find a second chimp — also a male, this one older and bigger — bearing down on him as well. With both hands, he pushed the bigger animal. Both chimps pounced. One of the animals grabbed him in a bear hug before chomping into the bone above his right eyebrow. He then stuck his finger in St. James's right eye, gouging it out. The same animal clamped his teeth onto St. James's nose, biting it off, as the other chimp chewed away at St. James's fingers. In the melee, one of the chimps dug in his claws and ripped the skin off the right side of St. James's face, causing it to flop over and cover his left eye, temporarily blinding him. One of the primates sunk his teeth into St. James's skull. He then closed his jaws on St. James's mouth, ripping off his lips and most of his teeth. St. James tried to put one of his hands down the animal's throat, but the chimp just kept chewing on it and chewing on it, and he couldn't get it out. St. James fell to the ground, no longer able to defend himself, and for at least five minutes, the mauling continued as he lay helpless. One of the chimps gnawed on his buttocks and bit off his genitals. They ravaged his left foot, leaving it shredded. Blood poured from his body, and LaDonna was screaming. It looked as if they were eating him alive. Finally, LaDonna's screams drew the owners' son-in-law, Mark Carruthers, who came running armed with a .45-caliber revolver. After struggling to find a clean shot, he opened fire on the younger primate. The shot had no apparent effect, and Carruthers raced back to his house, a few dozen yards away, to reload with more-powerful ammunition. When Carruthers returned, he focused on the older male, the prime aggressor. Kneeling down, he shot him once in the head from close range. As the animal fell to the ground, the younger chimp began dragging St. James's mutilated body down a hill leading away from Moe's cage. Dirt filled St. James's lungs and seeped into his bloody openings. For the briefest of moments, LaDonna looked toward Moe. He was sitting in the corner of his cage, frozen, seemingly stunned. The lone chimp continued tearing at St. James's limp body with his teeth until Carruthers caught up to him and shot him once in the chest, ending the attack. St. James, lying facedown, felt the lifeless animal fall on his back. |
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Chimps are just misunderstood. It's about the owner, not the species. Seriously, most chimps you read about in the paper aren't even chimps. The media thinks every dark haired primate is a chimp and that's how the reputation starts. All my chimp will do is lick your face, and if you hurt my chimp you better be ready to hurt me, because I'm coming after you. Are you joking or something? The pics clearly show a regular (albeit obese) chimp. http://cdn.necn.com/files/2009/02/17/vlcsnap-11675214.jpg Of course he's obese. Do you have any idea how many calories are in a human face?
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| The woman was clearly hysterical and not making a whole lot of sense. We obviously know what she was screaming about, but the dispatcher just heard a bunch of nearly incoherent screaming about a chimpanzee tearing someone apart in a neighborhood. I'm slightly surprised that he even took it seriously. |