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AR15.COM
2/13/2009 5:47:00 AM EDT



NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ—Johnson & Johnson, manufacturer of the nation's most popular personal lubricant, K-Y Jelly, held a press conference Monday to unveil its new line of K-Y Jam, which the company has touted as having "that thick, homemade feeling you've been craving."

"Our new K-Y Jam contains no additives and is made from only the finest natural ingredients, resulting in a luscious blend that's packed with rich, jammy goodness," Johnson & Johnson CEO William Weldon said as he spooned out a dollop of the clear, glycerin-based jam. "A heaping spoonful of this stuff every morning will help you start your day off right." Weldon went on to say that Johnson & Johnson had also begun production on a new line of K-Y Preserves targeted at the 65-and-over set.



2/13/2009 5:54:18 AM EDT
[#1]
Tagged for curiosity. This thread has potential.
2/13/2009 5:56:11 AM EDT
[#2]
2/13/2009 5:56:32 AM EDT
[#3]
Do I actually see the word "Smuckers" in the glass near the top of the jar?





Or is it some other word?


 
2/13/2009 5:56:56 AM EDT
[#4]
tag for a horrendous case of the runs!
2/13/2009 5:57:24 AM EDT
[#5]
lol, it's in a smukers jar.  Fake.
2/13/2009 5:58:24 AM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
Do I actually see the word "Smuckers" in the glass near the top of the jar?

Or is it some other word?  


Yes, that's a smuckers jar that has been 'shopped.
2/13/2009 6:08:33 AM EDT
[#7]
The photo is linked from The Onion, so its fake.

2/13/2009 6:12:24 AM EDT
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2/13/2009 6:12:52 AM EDT
[#9]


PB & KY

2/13/2009 6:13:59 AM EDT
[#10]
Depends on where you spread that.