[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Team America !!! (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 2/12/2009 3:22:09 PM EDT
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What would you do
If you were asked to give up your dreams for freedom? What would you do If asked to make the ultimate sacrifice? Would you think about all them people Who gave up everything they had? Would you think about all them War Vets And would you start to feel bad? Freedom isn't free It costs folks like you and me And if we don't all chip in We'll never pay that bill Freedom isn't free No, there's a hefty fuckin' fee. And if you don't throw in your buck 'o five Who will? What would you do If someone told you to fight for freedom? Would you answer the call Or run away like a little ? 'Cause the only reason that you're here Is 'cause folks died for you in the past So maybe now it's your turn To die kicking some ass Freedom isn't free It costs folks like you and me And if we don't all chip in We'll never pay that bill Freedom isn't free Now there's a hefty fuckin' fee And if you don't throw in your buck 'o five Who will? You don't throw in your buck 'o five. Who will? Oooh buck 'o five Freedom costs a buck 'o five |
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my favorite tattoo http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/76/l_1f2a748a1d9e72732d9483d1a5a5cbd0.jpg I say that tattoo is seconded to the ASH on your other leg... just saying. |
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my favorite tattoo http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/76/l_1f2a748a1d9e72732d9483d1a5a5cbd0.jpg I say that tattoo is seconded to the ASH on your other leg... just saying. word. I have jason and leather face on the other sides 
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my favorite tattoo http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/76/l_1f2a748a1d9e72732d9483d1a5a5cbd0.jpg I say that tattoo is seconded to the ASH on your other leg... just saying. word. I have jason and leather face on the other sides so.... i'm not saying you should do this.... but you could get DEADBYDAWN across your toe knuckles... just putting that out there. |
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"I was nineteen years old when the musical Cats came to our town. I couldn't wait to see it. After the show I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control. Rumpus Cat and Macavity kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but, Rumpleteazer held me down, and... I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees."
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"I was nineteen years old when the musical Cats came to our town. I couldn't wait to see it. After the show I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control. Rumpus Cat and Macavity kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but, Rumpleteazer held me down, and... I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees." Whenever I watch that with people I'm usually the only one laughing a lot at that part. Probably because I'm the only one who saw "Cats" and knows what the hell he's talking about. |
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my favorite tattoo http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/76/l_1f2a748a1d9e72732d9483d1a5a5cbd0.jpg I say that tattoo is seconded to the ASH on your other leg... just saying. word. I have jason and leather face on the other sides so.... i'm not saying you should do this.... but you could get DEADBYDAWN across your toe knuckles... just putting that out there. lol...not a bad idea. It says "built for brutality" down at the bottom across my ankle. |
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America, fuck yeah! Comin' again to save the motherfucking day, yeah! / America, fuck yeah! Freedom is the only way, yeah! / Terrorists, your game is through, 'cause now you have to answer to / America, fuck yeah! So lick my butt and suck on my balls! / America, fuck yeah! What you gonna do when we come for you now!
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I am trying to find a vid of all the libtards getting killed http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyttcgslD6Y It's not in english, but still funny 
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Team America is one of the few movies you can watch over and over again and never be close to getting tired of it. That's the way I feel about it. Every time I watch it there's always something I forget about that makes my laugh my ass off all over again. |
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[Correcting total FAIL quote...] (Gary) There's no chance we can ever be together? (Lisa) Only if you could promise me you'll never die. (Gary) You know I can'tpromise that. (Lisa) If you did that, I'd make love to you right now. Pause (Gary) I...promise...I...will...never...die. |
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Oh man that is AWESOME! |
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BED BATH AND BEYOND!! uh...fuck yeah...yeah, fuck yeah............. 
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