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2/2/2009 11:20:44 AM EDT
Let me start by saying that I do not consider myself to be a demanding person.  Right now I can think of three things I want from life...

1.  I want to go shooting at least once per week, weather permitting.

2.  I want my truck to start when I turn the ignition.

3.  I want to find my GD bar of Coast (or Irish Spring or something like it) in the damned shower!!!

Granted, the bar of soap will be mostly destroyed by kids who like to break it up into bits when they're in the bath.  I can live with that.  But I hop in the shower this AM and find some sort of orange shit where the soaps supposed to be...

...and this shit stinks too...kinda like the smell of dirt in the  woods that's saturated with coon urine.  Honestly, this shit had to be made by Tyler Durden himself.

If you have suffered similar malpheasances, here is your chance to get it off of your chest...

End of rant.

2/2/2009 11:24:07 AM EDT
[#1]
Get one of those suction-cup soap holders and put it 5' above the floor so the kids cant get to it. It'll also keep it from getting constantly sprayed on so it'll last longer.

Kharn
2/2/2009 11:28:41 AM EDT
[#2]
That's not a bad idea...and if I put it up just a little higher I can keep my wife out of it too.  
2/2/2009 11:31:01 AM EDT
[#3]
I use Axe body wash. It makes chicks sniff me and hang off my cawk all day long.
2/2/2009 11:31:38 AM EDT
[#4]
Um, I would say why not go out and buy your own soap? My wife likes her girly smelling stuff so I pick up my own manly smelling soap so we are both happy.


Either that or you need to strengthen the pimp hand
2/2/2009 11:32:48 AM EDT
[#5]
What is this "soap" you speak of?
2/2/2009 11:33:44 AM EDT
[#6]
I moved back home after being in the Army and my family kinda thought it was weird when I had my own bar of soap in a little closing travel soap dish and insisted that no one had better use my fucking soap.

Apparently they never thought having to pick someone elses hair (yup) off the bar of soap was all that nasty.







-K
2/2/2009 11:34:16 AM EDT
[#7]

since i started using suave shampoo (because it was the cheapest i could find) as a soap, shampoo, and shave gel, i've been quite happy. i'd highly recommend it. i really cannot see any situation where bar soap offers an advantage. even the old pumice enhanced lava soap has been surpassed by liquid gojo or similar.


2/2/2009 11:44:45 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
I use Axe body wash. It makes chicks sniff me and hang off my cawk all day long.


this
2/2/2009 11:52:42 AM EDT
[#9]
Weak rant. Bolding style is all queered up like a 7th grade girl's notebook.

3/10.

2/2/2009 12:01:15 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
I moved back home after being in the Army and my family kinda thought it was weird when I had my own bar of soap in a little closing travel soap dish and insisted that no one had better use my fucking soap.
Apparently they never thought having to pick someone elses hair (yup) off the bar of soap was all that nasty.

-K
When I moved into my house (1 bathtub vs the 3 in their house) I had to have a conversation with my parents about that same thing.  They thought any soap in the bathroom was fair game.

Kharn

2/2/2009 12:07:05 PM EDT
[#11]
I agree.  I once conducted a poll of soap choices in a forum much more manly than this one and confirmed that real men only use either Irish Spring or Coast.