As some of you may know, ARFcom is embarking on a higher level of intellectual discourse, and towards that end is promulgating fundamental rules of life.
This is the first.
The Rule of Five - if you encounter something unknown - what do you do?
Posted: 1/29/2009 6:39:05 PM EDT
[#1]
Hit it...five times?
Posted: 1/29/2009 6:39:07 PM EDT
[#2]
Poke it with a stick. The more dangerous it looks, the longer the stick.
Posted: 1/29/2009 6:40:08 PM EDT
[#3]
Quoted: The Rule of Five - if you encounter something unknown - what do you do?
Can it bleed?
Yes -> shoot it.
No -> Run.
Posted: 1/29/2009 6:43:06 PM EDT
[#4]
Give it a High-5?
Posted: 1/29/2009 6:46:21 PM EDT
[#5]
Observe it, and attempt to make contact with it if that doesn't work then you should retreat from it
(and of course, boink or shoot it depending on bac)
Posted: 1/29/2009 6:47:22 PM EDT
[#6]
Call for backup, observe, prepare do defend from it.
Posted: 1/29/2009 6:47:53 PM EDT
[#7]
all of them, in that order
Posted: 1/29/2009 6:49:11 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted: Poke it with a stick. The more dangerous it looks, the longer the stick.
PIWASAPP
Posted: 1/29/2009 6:50:12 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Quoted: The Rule of Five - if you encounter something unknown - what do you do?
Can it bleed?
Yes -> shoot it.
No -> Run.
What if it bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die?
Posted: 1/29/2009 6:50:30 PM EDT
[#10]
What about the Law of 8?
Posted: 1/29/2009 6:50:55 PM EDT
[#11]
It depends on the hydrogen bond and molecular weight and compound ratios.
I did sleep at a Holiday Inn express last night.
Posted: 1/29/2009 6:53:11 PM EDT
[#12]
Well since this is GD, deny and argue its very existence and possibility despite numerous members posting detailed firsthand accounts.
Posted: 1/29/2009 7:20:18 PM EDT
[#13]
Fist it - Like Lord O-Dawg and Mama Obama
Posted: 1/29/2009 7:34:39 PM EDT
[#14]
I grab it by the haunches, dry hump it and then piss on it's bed to establish a position of dominance.
