[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Dingbat broad!!! (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 1/20/2009 12:57:50 PM EDT
Looney tunes woman at the grocery store today. I'm being patient at the deli at the supermarket while the chick in front of me HAS to sample three different kinds of sliced ham before she makes her purchase. After making three people wait while she samples and ponders the different savory tastes of the hams..........she buys .16 pounds of ham.........NOT EVEN A QUARTER POUND OF FRIGGEN HAM!!! "Slice it very thin......I'll have six slices." STUPID BROAD!!!! [>:/] |
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I have been behind that lady before...
Several times in fact. And it is usually when I am in a hurry, and know exactly what I want. Yeah, it drives me nuts. It is like they have no social life, and want a social life with the person at the counter. I interrupted one time, and said, "I just want ..." something that would take five seconds to grab. I about got shot. |
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But did you taste all the other meats at the counter first? No, I wish that had been an option (the "deli counter" was at a country store).  Then I wouldn't have needed the third slice.
I just read the OP's response about the wine and cheese, though, so now I agree that she's just an inconsiderate, selfish idiot. |
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Looney tunes woman at the grocery store today. I'm being patient at the deli at the supermarket while the chick in front of me HAS to sample three different kinds of sliced ham before she makes her purchase. After making three people wait while she samples and ponders the different savory tastes of the hams..........she buys .16 pounds of ham.........NOT EVEN A QUARTER POUND OF FRIGGEN HAM!!! "Slice it very thin......I'll have six slices." STUPID BROAD!!!! [>:/] Know what would be worse? If she paid for it with a CHECK and wanted cash back! 
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The easy solution to this situation is to go to the next aisle that has something you want, and come back. Exactly. You people have no social skills. Instead, be pissed off at the deli counter for not having enough staff to handle customers efficiently. |
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The easy solution to this situation is to go to the next aisle that has something you want, and come back. Exactly. You people have no social skills. Instead, be pissed off at the deli counter for not having enough staff to handle customers efficiently. It doesn't change the fact that some people are inconsiderate slobs that don't care if they slow the world down with their selfishness! It's just like people that drive 10 under in the left lane! Oh, I suppose I could just pull off the freeway for ten minutes to gaze at some wildflowers or be pissed off the state for only providing 2 lanes instead of 3.
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That sounds almost as bad as the time I went to pick up my diamond encrusted, gold plated money clip from the jeweler.
I had to wait on some lowlife scumbag because they were there first. I was so mad I almost threw my princess tiara across the room! The nerve of some people!!! |
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The easy solution to this situation is to go to the next aisle that has something you want, and come back. Exactly. You people have no social skills. Instead, be pissed off at the deli counter for not having enough staff to handle customers efficiently. It doesn't change the fact that some people are inconsiderate slobs that don't care if they slow the world down with their selfishness! It's just like people that drive 10 under in the left lane! Oh, I suppose I could just pull off the freeway for ten minutes to gaze at some wildflowers or be pissed off the state for only providing 2 lanes instead of 3.
Maybe it's the deli's fault for having too many choices of ham... Jesus people, this is America. She has the fucking right to taste every fucking ham in the God damned building (if that is the store policy) to get the one she likes best. There are SO many other problems in this world that we have to contend with daily and you want to browbeat some old lady because she wants to get what she wants? Be lucky that we are able to have a choice. |
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The easy solution to this situation is to go to the next aisle that has something you want, and come back. Exactly. You people have no social skills. Instead, be pissed off at the deli counter for not having enough staff to handle customers efficiently. It doesn't change the fact that some people are inconsiderate slobs that don't care if they slow the world down with their selfishness! It's just like people that drive 10 under in the left lane! Oh, I suppose I could just pull off the freeway for ten minutes to gaze at some wildflowers or be pissed off the state for only providing 2 lanes instead of 3.
Maybe it's the deli's fault for having too many choices of ham... Jesus people, this is America. She has the fucking right to taste every fucking ham in the God damned building (if that is the store policy) to get the one she likes best. There are SO many other problems in this world that we have to contend with daily and you want to browbeat some old lady because she wants to get what she wants? Be lucky that we are able to have a choice. When you're oblivious to the inconvenience you're creating for those around you, as you leisurely exercise your deli "rights", it becomes time for me to exercise my freedom of speech. "Make a decision, can't you see there's a line, you self-absorbed nitwit". |
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The easy solution to this situation is to go to the next aisle that has something you want, and come back. Exactly. You people have no social skills. Instead, be pissed off at the deli counter for not having enough staff to handle customers efficiently. It doesn't change the fact that some people are inconsiderate slobs that don't care if they slow the world down with their selfishness! It's just like people that drive 10 under in the left lane! Oh, I suppose I could just pull off the freeway for ten minutes to gaze at some wildflowers or be pissed off the state for only providing 2 lanes instead of 3.
Maybe it's the deli's fault for having too many choices of ham... Jesus people, this is America. She has the fucking right to taste every fucking ham in the God damned building (if that is the store policy) to get the one she likes best. There are SO many other problems in this world that we have to contend with daily and you want to browbeat some old lady because she wants to get what she wants? Be lucky that we are able to have a choice. When you're oblivious to the inconvenience you're creating for those around you, as you leisurely exercise your deli "rights", it becomes time for me to exercise my freedom of speech. "Make a decision, can't you see there's a line, you self-absorbed nitwit". Exactly! I'm venting about everyone that exercises their right to be in the fucking way all of the time. It's my right to go to the PO and fuck around at the counter for 15 minutes shipping multiple items but, I do not. I will let the few other people there go ahead of me so as not to inconvenience them. BTW, he said chick. Not old lady. |
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The easy solution to this situation is to go to the next aisle that has something you want, and come back. Exactly. You people have no social skills. Instead, be pissed off at the deli counter for not having enough staff to handle customers efficiently. It doesn't change the fact that some people are inconsiderate slobs that don't care if they slow the world down with their selfishness! It's just like people that drive 10 under in the left lane! Oh, I suppose I could just pull off the freeway for ten minutes to gaze at some wildflowers or be pissed off the state for only providing 2 lanes instead of 3.
Maybe it's the deli's fault for having too many choices of ham... Jesus people, this is America. She has the fucking right to taste every fucking ham in the God damned building (if that is the store policy) to get the one she likes best. There are SO many other problems in this world that we have to contend with daily and you want to browbeat some old lady because she wants to get what she wants? Be lucky that we are able to have a choice. When you're oblivious to the inconvenience you're creating for those around you, as you leisurely exercise your deli "rights", it becomes time for me to exercise my freedom of speech. "Make a decision, can't you see there's a line, you self-absorbed nitwit". Exactly! I'm venting about everyone that exercises their right to be in the fucking way all of the time. It's my right to go to the PO and fuck around at the counter for 15 minutes shipping multiple items but, I do not. I will let the few other people there go ahead of me so as not to inconvenience them. BTW, he said chick. Not old lady. If someone said that to me, I'd take longer and taste every fucking thing in the case... |
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I don't mean to jump on the woman-bashing, but there is nothing worse than a couple of ladies in front of you at the Chinese buffet either. They will endlessly ponder each selection, then CAREFULLY - and with extreme precision - place a tiny amount of their selection on the plate. If they got 0.1oz too much, they'll fiddle 10 minutes with the serving spoon to remove the excess from their plate too. |
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The easy solution to this situation is to go to the next aisle that has something you want, and come back. Exactly. You people have no social skills. Instead, be pissed off at the deli counter for not having enough staff to handle customers efficiently. It doesn't change the fact that some people are inconsiderate slobs that don't care if they slow the world down with their selfishness! It's just like people that drive 10 under in the left lane! Oh, I suppose I could just pull off the freeway for ten minutes to gaze at some wildflowers or be pissed off the state for only providing 2 lanes instead of 3.
Maybe it's the deli's fault for having too many choices of ham... Jesus people, this is America. She has the fucking right to taste every fucking ham in the God damned building (if that is the store policy) to get the one she likes best. There are SO many other problems in this world that we have to contend with daily and you want to browbeat some old lady because she wants to get what she wants? Be lucky that we are able to have a choice. When you're oblivious to the inconvenience you're creating for those around you, as you leisurely exercise your deli "rights", it becomes time for me to exercise my freedom of speech. "Make a decision, can't you see there's a line, you self-absorbed nitwit". Exactly! I'm venting about everyone that exercises their right to be in the fucking way all of the time. It's my right to go to the PO and fuck around at the counter for 15 minutes shipping multiple items but, I do not. I will let the few other people there go ahead of me so as not to inconvenience them. BTW, he said chick. Not old lady. If someone said that to me, I'd take longer and taste every fucking thing in the case... If that's you in your avatar, you might get away with it. If not, I'd be in front of you at the checkouts with a jar of pennies. 
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