[ARCHIVED THREAD] - My First Dinner Pic! (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 1/14/2009 3:55:28 PM EDT
I LOVE fried steak! 
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-2 Clutter -2 No reloads -2 No napkin -6 Generic version of A1 steak sauce -2 Got to give the first time dinner pic poster a hard time = -4/10 wow really hard time apparently....
8/10 He's been posting here for 2.5 years, he has to know by now that steak sauce on steak and beans in chili are the two dinner pics guaranteed to cause dissension
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-1 for junk mail cluttering up the table
-1 for hideous plastic table cover -1 for no flashlight -1 for no battle knife -2 for no spare mags -1 for beer in whine glass when there is a beer mug in backgound,...again with the clutter -1 no napkin +2 for Oreos +3 for quick access to remote control Food looks good though! 7/10 |
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If that's chicken fried steak,you get a negative score for no gravy.Stop & Shop steak sauce IS NOT a substitute for gravy,and there is way to much sauce on that steak.
1) Your food is not quarantined,that sauce shit is dangerously close to the peas. 2) The plate looks like it's 36" from the edge of the table,are you just going to eat while standing up and bent over ? 3) Is that a snot rag next to your cellphone ? 4) That looks like one hell of a mess to eat,no napkin ? 5) Using a filet knife for a steak,what's your major malfunction ? 6) There are runaway peas all over your plate,one has buried itself underneath your instant potatoes.I'm assuming instant potatoes because it looks like you took no time in the preparation of this meal. 7) Stick of butter in the background growing salmonella. The only hope you have is that the choicer is within grabbing distance in case you have to change the channel real fast. 2.67/10 This pic belongs in the Woman's Forum where they are more likely to lie to you to make you feel better about this horrific mess you just cluttered up the forum with. |
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Glock wif da beamz -1 Side folder awarded 3 points 2/10 Is that a dirty sock, next to your phone?  There are no beams on the Glock. That is a handkerchief... neanderthal. There isn't a damned thing wrong with your dinner... except your WalMart steak sauce choice. Start with 10, -4 for poor presentation. I give it a solid 6. |