Posted: 1/7/2009 8:40:03 AM EDT
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Al Frankin is about to become a senator
A muslim is about to become our president A new AWB is around the corner The economy is entering a new great depression George Soros Is poised to micromanage whats left of our Dollar We will soon be hit by hyper inflation I am worried about my job Congress is about to be controlled by brain dead idiots who dont care a fig about the future of this country All the evil nations of the world (China, Russia, Iran, Venezuala) are preparing to wage war against us I have lost most of my retirement money Congress is threatening to take what little is left of it I can expect to pay more in taxes despite the bad economy These same idiots are also threatening a return of the so called fairness doctrine But the Worst of all BUT WORST OF ALLLL I AM OUT OF OATMEAL COOKIES. I brought in six oatmeal cookies this morning for breakfast and there is ONLY ONE LEFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Corrected Happy now? 
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Al Frankin is about to become a senator A muslim is about to become our president A new AWB is around the corner The economy is entering a new great depression George Soros Is poised to micromanage whats left of our Dollar We will soon be hit by hyper inflation I am worried about my job Congress is about to be controlled by brain dead idiots who dont care a fig about the future of this country All the evil nations of the world (China, Russia, Iran, Venezuala) are preparing to wage war against us I have lost most of my retirement money Congress is threatening to take what little is left of it I can expect to pay more in taxes despite the bad economy These same idiots are also threatening a return of the so called fairness doctrine But the Worst of all BUT WORST OF ALLLL I AM OUT OF OUTMEAL COOKINGS. I brought in six oatmeal cookings this morning for breakfast and there is ONLY ONE LEFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF are OUTMEAL COOKINGS? ETA: damn you effers are fast |
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All right already, I fixed the fucking thing OATMEAL COOKIES OATMEAL COOKIES OATMEAL COOKIES OATMEAL COOKIES I am having problems with my keyboard calm down friend, we're all friends here. A real man would have ridden the "cookings" things into the ground. |
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All right already, I fixed the fucking thing OATMEAL COOKIES OATMEAL COOKIES OATMEAL COOKIES OATMEAL COOKIES I am having problems with my keyboard calm down friend, we're all friends here. A real man would have ridden the "cookings" things into the ground. Well, technically, you do cook them so they are a type of "cooking". 
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you just made my lunch break
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totally missed the premise of my post.
I just cited a bunch of real truth things that are spelling the end of our nation and way of life and site the absence of oatmeal cookings (pardon me outmeal cookings) as the camel that straw that broke the camels back (or would you prefer it to be the camel that broke the straws back?)      
A simple stupid typo shatters a perfectly good punch line
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All right already, I fixed the fucking thing OATMEAL COOKIES OATMEAL COOKIES OATMEAL COOKIES OATMEAL COOKIES I am having problems with my keyboard Riiiiiiiiiiiiight..........the Keyboard..................... 
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x137/zack9912000/Funny%20cap/retard.jpg Takes one to know one 
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totally missed the premise of my post. I just cited a bunch of real truth things that are spelling the end of our nation and way of life and site the absence of oatmeal cookings (pardon me outmeal cookings) as the camel that straw that broke the camels back (or would you prefer it to be the camel that broke the straws back?)
A simple stupid typo shatters a perfectly good punch line I found the typo much funnier than the original premise 
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All right already, I fixed the fucking thing OATMEAL COOKIES OATMEAL COOKIES OATMEAL COOKIES OATMEAL COOKIES I am having problems with my keyboard Riiiiiiiiiiiiight..........the Keyboard.....................
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x137/zack9912000/Funny%20cap/retard.jpg Takes one to know one
Yea, I work with plenty of PV2's at work that fit this bill nicely. |
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wikipedia definition of: OUTMEAL COOKINGS - the cooking of food that takes place usually in an outdoor setting far away from civilization, usually in a wilderness area. also sometimes used when cooking takes place in or around an out-house/ outdoor toilet of somekind. |
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wikipedia definition of: OUTMEAL COOKINGS - the cooking of food that takes place usually in an outdoor setting far away from civilization, usually in a wilderness area. also sometimes used when cooking takes place in or around an out-house/ outdoor toilet of somekind. Yeaaaah, that's what he was talking about!
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totally missed the premise of my post. I just cited a bunch of real truth things that are spelling the end of our nation and way of life and site the absence of oatmeal cookings (pardon me outmeal cookings) as the camel that straw that broke the camels back (or would you prefer it to be the camel that broke the straws back?)
A simple stupid typo shatters a perfectly good punch line We understand, cuz like, those keys are right next to each other... ETA: Dinner Pics, Breakfast Pics, and now: Outmeal Cookings Pics! Be the first to post one. |
No matter what anyone says I still own this page. .
Whenever I try typing oatmeal cookies too fast, I have to type it carefull otherwise it comes out something like aotmeeal cookies or oatmel cookign You know like the guy who types 400 words per minute and it comes out a long continual single linge of gibberish. oautmealcookingoatmeal cookiesoatmealchookingoatmealcookiesga jeolrjlalksdlkfalskdflajsdlfkjalskjdflajsldfjalksjdflkjalskdjflakjsdlfkjalksdflkjalsdjflakjsdfljalksjdflakjsdflja;sdfjqower1u234rqjsdlkfalksdfkalsdjflj2ojaslksldkfaksdlfkjalksjdfaksdlfal |
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totally missed the premise of my post. I just cited a bunch of real truth things that are spelling the end of our nation and way of life and site the absence of oatmeal cookings (pardon me outmeal cookings) as the camel that straw that broke the camels back (or would you prefer it to be the camel that broke the straws back?)
A simple stupid typo shatters a perfectly good punch line We understand, cuz like, those keys are right next to each other... ETA: Dinner Pics, Breakfast Pics, and now: Outmeal Cookings Pics! Be the first to post one. Sorry no pics.....the outmeal cookings are all gone. Nothing to show a picy of.
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