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12/22/2008 5:29:43 PM EDT
My wife threw my chew away, all of it. Ive been looking in all the normal locations and to no availe, not a single can to be found. AND the trash was taken out, she never does that, and it wasnt even half full when I left this morning.

To top it off, she is a butt sucker...

Do I take evasive action and smash her smokes? Saying if she wants me to quit, she must follow?
12/22/2008 5:30:58 PM EDT
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Do I take evasive action and smash her smokes? Saying if she wants me to quit, she must follow?



Yep.
12/22/2008 5:31:32 PM EDT
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Do I take evasive action and smash her smokes? Saying if she wants me to quit, she must follow?



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12/22/2008 5:32:13 PM EDT
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12/22/2008 5:33:54 PM EDT
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12/22/2008 5:36:46 PM EDT
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Do I take evasive action and smash her smokes? Saying if she wants me to quit, she must follow?



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12/22/2008 5:39:38 PM EDT
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I'd go ballistic since I order my smokeless tobacco from Sweden and it takes 5-7 days to get here.
12/22/2008 5:41:05 PM EDT
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Do I take evasive action and smash her smokes? Saying if she wants me to quit, she must follow?



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What's good for the goose is good for the gander, and vice versa...smash 'em.
12/22/2008 5:41:07 PM EDT
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Kick her to the goddamn curb.
12/22/2008 5:41:13 PM EDT
[#9]
Lock the guns and sharp objects up first.
12/22/2008 5:42:07 PM EDT
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Cunt Punch!
12/22/2008 5:42:44 PM EDT
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Lock the guns and sharp objects up first.


And grab the video camera.
12/22/2008 5:42:53 PM EDT
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I'd go ballistic since I order my smokeless tobacco from Sweden and it takes 5-7 days to get here.



Geeze, what the hell are you chewing.. Must be heavenly

And yes, I have considered going ballistic.. But she is very hard headed or stubborn, it wont end well, Im sure of that.
12/22/2008 5:43:58 PM EDT
[#13]
what goes around...
12/22/2008 5:44:21 PM EDT
[#14]
Sounds to me like she took a drink out of the wrong bottle/cup :))
12/22/2008 5:45:10 PM EDT
[#15]
Quit together.
12/22/2008 5:45:22 PM EDT
[#16]
Wait till she's asleep and then give her a mushroom stamp on the forehead.
12/22/2008 5:46:05 PM EDT
[#17]
I had to read that a couple of times before I got that.

Man, I read GD post's too much, kinda scary.
12/22/2008 5:46:08 PM EDT
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Do I take evasive action and smash her smokes? Saying if she wants me to quit, she must follow?



Yep.


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Concurrence


What's good for the goose is good for the gander, and vice versa...smash 'em.


Affirmative.

12/22/2008 5:48:36 PM EDT
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I'd go ballistic since I order my smokeless tobacco from Sweden and it takes 5-7 days to get here.



Geeze, what the hell are you chewing.. Must be heavenly

And yes, I have considered going ballistic.. But she is very hard headed or stubborn, it wont end well, Im sure of that.


"Ettan" brand loose snus.  Yes, I love it.

Apparently there are hillbillies in Scandinavia.

Ettan
12/22/2008 5:49:03 PM EDT
[#20]
If you, then her too.
12/22/2008 5:49:15 PM EDT
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I'd go ballistic since I order my smokeless tobacco from Sweden and it takes 5-7 days to get here.


Now their stuff is an acquired taste. had some when I was over there in 2001 on a TDY. Similar but not the same as US snuff/dip.
12/22/2008 5:52:19 PM EDT
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Do I take evasive action and smash her smokes? Saying if she wants me to quit, she must follow?



Yep.


agree


Concurrence


What's good for the goose is good for the gander, and vice versa...smash 'em.


Affirmative.



We have an accord!
12/22/2008 5:53:41 PM EDT
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Do I take evasive action and smash her smokes? Saying if she wants me to quit, she must follow?



Yep.


agree


Concurrence


What's good for the goose is good for the gander, and vice versa...smash 'em.


Affirmative.



Yeah
12/22/2008 5:53:46 PM EDT
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I'd go ballistic since I order my smokeless tobacco from Sweden and it takes 5-7 days to get here.


Now their stuff is an acquired taste. had some when I was over there in 2001 on a TDY. Similar but not the same as US snuff/dip.


I think for users of American tobacco who want to try it the key is to stay away from the Swedish Snus that is flavored with aromas, which is most of it.  Ettan and General have a pure taste, unlike most of the other brands.  Once you get used to it, you'll never go back to American fire-cured snuff which is stuffed with sugar and carcinogens.
12/22/2008 5:59:08 PM EDT
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Here's my though. Don't go smashin all her smokes JUST yet. Get a pack of those exploding cigarettes, and replace her good ones with those.  Do that until she threatens to kill you. THEN smash her smokes.
12/22/2008 6:28:22 PM EDT
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Cunt Punch!

It's even funnier because it's underneath a picture of Ronald Reagan!

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Do I take evasive action and smash her smokes? Saying if she wants me to quit, she must follow?



Yep.


agree


Concurrence


What's good for the goose is good for the gander, and vice versa...smash 'em.


Affirmative.



"Congratulations, Dear. You're a non-smoker."

12/22/2008 6:36:56 PM EDT
[#27]

My wife threw my chew away, all of it. Ive been
looking in all the normal locations and to no availe, not a single can
to be found. AND the trash was taken out, she never does that, and it
wasnt even half full when I left this morning.





To top it off, she is a butt sucker...





Do I take evasive action and smash her smokes? Saying if she wants me to quit, she must follow?



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Kick her to the goddamn curb.


Easy there....she likes anallingus so I say cut her some slack.



 
12/22/2008 6:39:07 PM EDT
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Do I take evasive action and smash her smokes? Saying if she wants me to quit, she must follow?



Yep.


agree


Concurrence


What's good for the goose is good for the gander, and vice versa...smash 'em.


Affirmative.



Yeah


Ditto

12/22/2008 6:42:30 PM EDT
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Throw her smokes away, it's only right.   And take up smoking crack just to piss her off, that'll teach her to fuck with your shit.