Posted: 12/20/2008 7:53:54 PM EDT
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On a recent medical questionnaire I had to take:
"Do you find yourself unable to stop drinking once you start?" I always can stop! I either black out, get arrested, or end up face down in a toilet, buy by god I've never kept drinking after that! |
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I think they want to know if you are an alcoholic. the problem is you can't fucking win with those surveys. I answered the questions honestly and it spit out that i was some alcoholic gun maniac. when it was done, its areas for concern were: "Talk to your doctor about getting your drinking under control" My answers that triggered that: - I drink 2-4 days per MONTH - I have at least one day per month where I have 6 or more drinks "Talk to your doctor about safe storage of firearms" My answers: - I have firearms around the house that are not kept unloaded and locked up at all times You honestly can't fucking win with those surveys. they want to find SOMETHING wrong with you. I'm a 25 year old LT who doesn't want to be fucking robbed in his own home. But on that survey I'm clearly an alcoholic who is one step away from shooting myself. 
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I think they want to know if you are an alcoholic. the problem is you can't fucking win with those surveys. I answered the questions honestly and it spit out that i was some alcoholic gun maniac. when it was done, its areas for concern were: "Talk to your doctor about getting your drinking under control" My answers that triggered that: - I drink 2-4 days per MONTH - I have at least one day per month where I have 6 or more drinks "Talk to your doctor about safe storage of firearms" My answers: - I have firearms around the house that are not kept unloaded and locked up at all times You honestly can't fucking win with those surveys. they want to find SOMETHING wrong with you. I'm a 25 year old LT who doesn't want to be fucking robbed in his own home. But on that survey I'm clearly an alcoholic who is one step away from shooting myself. So when do they study that in medical school? 
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