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12/16/2008 8:26:26 AM EDT
Bought some ground white coffee to try it out. It smells foul and if I had to guess what the ass of a cat tasted like this would be it. You have now been informed, that is all.
12/16/2008 8:28:41 AM EDT
[#1]
Racist.
12/16/2008 8:29:36 AM EDT
[#2]
uh


what is it made of?


anybody want to test that cat-ass theory?
12/16/2008 8:37:29 AM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
Bought some ground white coffee to try it out. It smells foul and if I had to guess what the ass of a cat tasted like this would be it. You have now been informed, that is all.


Kopi Luwak?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak

I have never tried it, nor do I plan to.  I don't even drink coffee.  But this is the sort of shit, literally, that bored coffee aficianados sit around and come up with.  Who in in the hell thinks one day, "Gee, let's try and brew up some of that shit left behind from those tree animals and see if it makes a good coffee."  
12/16/2008 8:38:41 AM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Bought some ground white coffee to try it out. It smells foul and if I had to guess what the ass of a cat tasted like this would be it. You have now been informed, that is all.


Kopi Luwak?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak

I have never tried it, nor do I plan to.  I don't even drink coffee.  But this is the sort of shit, literally, that bored coffee aficianados sit around and come up with.  Who in in the hell thinks one day, "Gee, let's try and brew up some of that shit left behind from those tree animals and see if it makes a good coffee."  



oh no


already been shat out coffee beans?

12/16/2008 8:39:59 AM EDT
[#5]
THAT'S RACIST.
12/16/2008 8:42:08 AM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
oh no
already been shat out coffee beans?


You can tell this wikipedia article was written by a coffee snob.  Get a load of this:

The inner bean of the berry is not digested, but it has been proposed that enzymes in the stomach of the civet add to the coffee's flavor by breaking down the proteins that give coffee its bitter taste. The beans are defecated, still covered in some inner layers of the berry. The beans are washed, and given only a light roast so as to not destroy the complex flavors that develop through the process.


Complex flavor?  You mean shit mixed with bile and stomach acid and partially digested coffee beans?  Jesus only these fucking coffee snobs come up with this insanity.
12/16/2008 8:42:40 AM EDT
[#7]
What is white ground coffee?
12/16/2008 8:44:23 AM EDT
[#8]
You were supposed to snort that, dude...

ETA: WTF!?
12/16/2008 8:44:55 AM EDT
[#9]
You are drinking a fresh cup of shit. congrats
12/16/2008 8:45:07 AM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
You were supposed to snort that, dude...


You're thinking of nose candy. I believe the OP actually bought some kind of coffee.
12/16/2008 8:45:50 AM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
You are drinking a fresh cup of shit. congrats


I don't think thats what he bought. It appears that white coffee is actually just a kind of roast.

12/16/2008 8:46:03 AM EDT
[#12]
It was Wired Willies white coffee, I picked it up @ cash & carry. It was advertised as having a higher caffeine content so I grabbed a bag .
12/16/2008 8:46:27 AM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
Racist.


Did you get said coffee in GEORGIA?

12/16/2008 8:47:22 AM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
It was Wired Willies white coffee, I picked it up @ cash & carry. It was advertised as having a higher caffeine content so I grabbed a bag .


Higher Caffeine usually always means less flavor. Less flavor = suck. Go get yourself some NICE French Roast Kona coffee beans. You can thank me later.
12/16/2008 8:47:52 AM EDT
[#15]
I figured the OP was referring to Chickory, but I guess not.
12/16/2008 8:50:04 AM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Bought some ground white coffee to try it out. It smells foul and if I had to guess what the ass of a cat tasted like this would be it. You have now been informed, that is all.


Kopi Luwak?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak

I have never tried it, nor do I plan to.  I don't even drink coffee.  But this is the sort of shit, literally, that bored coffee aficianados sit around and come up with.  Who in in the hell thinks one day, "Gee, let's try and brew up some of that shit left behind from those tree animals and see if it makes a good coffee."  



I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...



Dude, taste this shit man...

Dude, what is this shit?

It's shit man, weasel shit...

Duuuuuude....





12/16/2008 8:50:31 AM EDT
[#17]
Do yourself a favor and switch to black tea.  Major health benefits and the caffeine in tea improves your mental acuity without the jitteryness associated with coffee.  I was a huge coffee drinker for years and switched to tea about 5 years ago.  There is a huge improvement in my overall health.
12/16/2008 8:54:36 AM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Do yourself a favor and switch to black tea.  Major health benefits and the caffeine in tea improves your mental acuity without the jitteryness associated with coffee.  I was a huge coffee drinker for years and switched to tea about 5 years ago.  There is a huge improvement in my overall health.


The tea suggestion is a good one. Tea is AMAZING and when you really get into it, you find that there are considerably more interesting varieties of teas than there are of coffee.
12/16/2008 8:55:05 AM EDT
[#19]
Kopi Lowak is $49 for 3 oz. on one place I looked.

I just want to know who the idiot was that thought coffee beans covered in cat shit would be a good idea to try?
12/16/2008 8:58:08 AM EDT
[#20]
Sivet cat coffee beans anyone?
12/16/2008 10:30:47 AM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Kopi Lowak is $49 for 3 oz. on one place I looked.

I just want to know who the idiot was that thought coffee beans covered in cat shit would be a good idea to try?



Yup.

Here's a picture of the animal whose shit you are drinking:


This one sums it up pretty well