Posted: 12/11/2008 12:47:22 PM EDT
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| Well, usually I start with capitalization and punctuation. However, to ACTUALLY solve the problem I vote for various cameras throughout the home to an off-site monitor. Obsessively watch until you see the wrongdoer and then run in and flip some serious shit. Make sure the cameras are running while you flip shit too, and post video on ARFCOM. |
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LOL, my thoughts as well |
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petty theif in home possibly my pet sitter. Cut their fingers off. If the stealing stops, you know you got the right person. If not, repeat this process until you get the right person. Worked for me 
Holy shit, I must be easily entertained. I think that's the loudest I've laughed today.
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OMG, that is great!! 
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petty theif in home possibly my pet sitter. Cut their fingers off. If the stealing stops, you know you got the right person. If not, repeat this process until you get the right person. Worked for me
Holy shit, I must be easily entertained. I think that's the loudest I've laughed today.
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Dig a giant pit (at least 9 ft deep) in the middle of your living room, and put a rug over it. If there's a thief in your house, he/she will eventually fall into your clever trap. all they have to do is walk out of the 9 foot hole, otherwise known as 'the basement.' |
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