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12/9/2008 8:27:27 PM EDT






 
12/9/2008 8:28:43 PM EDT
[#1]
"I'm so full of shit my eyes are brown."
12/9/2008 8:28:44 PM EDT
[#2]
Broked
12/9/2008 8:29:38 PM EDT
[#3]
"Mommy"
12/9/2008 8:30:19 PM EDT
[#4]
"They can't impeach me before I'm sworn in can they?"
12/9/2008 8:31:47 PM EDT
[#5]
"Our fearless leader is holding his breath to help reduce his carbon footprint, now everyone do the same!"

(It's a little long)
12/9/2008 8:32:46 PM EDT
[#6]
The patch or nicorette ?   Hmmm.....Man I really need a cig.....
12/9/2008 8:34:06 PM EDT
[#7]
(((I hope this comes out quiet!! )))

or


ETA––   FUCK ME....  
12/9/2008 8:34:32 PM EDT
[#8]
"Must - not - exhale"
12/9/2008 8:50:57 PM EDT
[#9]
"I was going to swallow, but I really think I need to spit."
12/9/2008 8:53:47 PM EDT
[#10]
I am avoiding this one like the plague. Except to let you all know that it's being avoided...
12/9/2008 8:55:33 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
I am avoiding this one like the plague. Except to let you all know that it's being avoided...


You won't be able to make it......
12/9/2008 8:55:46 PM EDT
[#12]
Dip sucks,I'm going back to cigarettes
12/9/2008 8:57:07 PM EDT
[#13]
"I picked a helluva day to give up cocaine and anal sex."
12/9/2008 10:33:48 PM EDT
[#14]
Aw, fuck, I won. Now I gotta produce!
12/9/2008 10:54:36 PM EDT
[#15]
Im hiding something in my bottom lip. you cant know the contents.

12/9/2008 10:57:25 PM EDT
[#16]
"Damn, this is going to be harder than I thought."
12/9/2008 11:00:05 PM EDT
[#17]
"Now what do I do?"
12/9/2008 11:17:53 PM EDT
[#18]
"What if they find that box in Blago's closet?"
12/10/2008 12:09:18 AM EDT
[#19]
"Anybody have anymore Copenhagen?"
12/10/2008 1:13:19 AM EDT
[#20]
Damn, I cant believe they arrested my Governor.
12/10/2008 1:23:40 AM EDT
[#21]


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnyOw1GUjiQ

Weak as hell, but thats what comes to mind.