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12/4/2008 1:23:21 AM EDT
Ok,

So your trapped in the middle of nowhere in a boarded up house. Outside is a marsh and an endless view of headstones. You are alone. It is nightime; fog fills the air. You hear shrill cries from a region beyond view...they are coming! [

You just remember you brough your trusty *INSERT GUN HERE*, so you run to grap it.  

What would it be? Why? What would you use if your world ended? Remember, there is a magic box on the table containing unlimited ammo...

12/4/2008 1:27:13 AM EDT
[#1]
M60 LMG, 5 belts of ammo and a friend to provide cover.
12/4/2008 1:27:14 AM EDT
[#2]


You're going to fit in here just fine.
12/4/2008 1:43:17 AM EDT
[#3]
Wait a second - what am I doing in the graveyard?

The answer is "obviously i am practicing black magic, and I have raised the zombies as part of a necromantic plot to take over the world", so I bring the Necronomicion.

Klatu Berada Nikto you bunch of chumps!
12/4/2008 1:46:38 AM EDT
[#4]
Well since there zombies your gonna wanna go with a shotgun and a flame thrower.
12/4/2008 1:55:54 AM EDT
[#5]
Well since I'd have no time for maintence on the gun. AK-74 no doubt.
12/4/2008 1:56:16 AM EDT
[#6]
Can we get an mspaint diagram of the layout?
12/4/2008 2:03:00 AM EDT
[#7]
Been playing a little Call of Duty 5, have we?

I'd have to go with an M16A4 with an EOTech on top.
12/4/2008 2:13:24 AM EDT
[#8]
Oh you silly people. Always resorting to violence. Have you ever just tried talking to the zombies? (with no preconditions) Lets lay down our arms and I'm sure the zombies will stop eating our brains.
12/4/2008 2:16:24 AM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Oh you silly people. Always resorting to violence. Have you ever just tried talking to the zombies? (with no preconditions) Lets lay down our arms and I'm sure the zombies will stop eating our brains.


I officially dub thee Ozamba, haha.
12/4/2008 4:56:14 AM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
Wait a second - what am I doing in the graveyard?

The answer is "obviously i am practicing black magic, and I have raised the zombies as part of a necromantic plot to take over the world", so I bring the Necronomicion.

Klatu Berada Nikto you bunch of chumps!


Bad choice. You have gotten stuck in the boarded up old house because you only read the part  you felt you NEEDED: the RAISING of the dead. You neglected the counterspell, and there's no time to look it up.

Sort of like the Sorcer's Apprentice. Noob.
12/4/2008 4:58:08 AM EDT
[#11]
Why are  you in a  boarded up house with one gun and a magic box of ammo. I'd be at the range.
12/4/2008 5:03:12 AM EDT
[#12]
"My trusty..." indicates you mean a gun I currently own.

It would be this:

11.5" AR with Suppressor, ACOG, iron backups.

Light, maneuverable, even more so with the can off, and it has been 100% reliable.




If we are talking fantasy though, I want a quad 50 on a mobile armored turret.
12/4/2008 5:12:30 AM EDT
[#13]
Unlimited Ammo?

I'd say Minigun, but it wouldn't even be fun after the first couple of hours.

"Aw, I turned everything in a 360' radius for 1000 meters into pulp and wiggles, and the stragglers can't get through the mess, weak."

12/4/2008 5:21:57 AM EDT
[#14]
Nerf Vulcan.
12/4/2008 5:38:05 AM EDT
[#15]
This (the briefcase, but if a demon slayer feels like slumming I'd be thankful to have him as backup)

12/4/2008 5:45:21 AM EDT
[#16]
sentry turret from Aliens


then I would take off and nuke the site from orbit...just to be sure
12/4/2008 5:49:06 AM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Unlimited Ammo?

I'd say Minigun, but it wouldn't even be fun after the first couple of hours.
pulp and wiggles, and the stragglers can't get through the mess, weak."




I thought the same thing. But what is the maintenence on one of them bad boys... Im thinking Belt fed RPD... and lots and lots of claymores..... but the idea of a silenced AR is bad ass too.. Im sure the sound of automatic fire would attract more..
12/4/2008 5:49:17 AM EDT
[#18]
id take the magic box-o-ammo and open up a web sight selling ammo.
12/4/2008 11:31:24 AM EDT
[#19]
NEF single shot 410
12/4/2008 11:33:56 AM EDT
[#20]
Fat Man.
12/4/2008 11:35:07 AM EDT
[#21]
On the subject. If anyone has a 360 or pc get left 4 dead. Sweet zombie game and you can evern use a M16 in it.
12/4/2008 11:38:21 AM EDT
[#22]
Street Sweeper
12/4/2008 11:41:01 AM EDT
[#23]
any gun?


30mm FTW!
12/4/2008 11:44:37 AM EDT
[#24]
Not a gun and it's only single-shot...

12/4/2008 11:45:29 AM EDT
[#25]
Say what state is this in?  My Mid-length AR, maybe put the heavy barrel back on for sustained fire.
12/4/2008 11:46:10 AM EDT
[#26]
If I had to pick on of my own, it would be this DPMS I have with the stainless steel bull barrel "sweet sixteen". And obviously, the magic ammo box would be filled wit the most accurate worked-up handloads possible. Top it off with the Leupold MkIV I have with the illuminated TMR reticle (good for night shooting), and I'm as ready as I can be given the circumstances.

If I can pick any gun I want, I'd have a dillon aero, with the tail end of the belt in the unlimited ammo pile.
12/4/2008 11:56:15 AM EDT
[#27]
Any gun....I'd have to go with this sweet little piece of ass whoopery
http://www.likecool.com/Gear/Military/Auto%20Assault-12%20Shotgun/Auto-Assault-12-Shotgun.jpg

And no zombie fighter is ever alone so my sidekicks would have to be these guys...





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