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AR15.COM
11/25/2008 6:26:51 PM EDT
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/blue_angels_hold_first_ever_open?utm_source=onion_rss_daily

"He may have flunked the 'near-miss' part of the high-speed aerobatic pass, caused the death of a man with 17 years' flight experience when he sheared the wing off of Cmdr. Hickock's plane, vomited into his helmet, panicked, inverted the aircraft with the throttles maxed, and hit Mach 1 just before crashing into bleachers full of spectators with almost a full load of fuel," Blue Angels commanding officer Brock Saxon said. "But he nailed the steep climb and the steep dive, and he certainly had showmanship. If there's one thing I keep telling my cadets, it's that you can't teach enthusiasm. I think we all learned a little something about the power of raw enthusiasm here today."


11/25/2008 6:30:39 PM EDT
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11/25/2008 6:32:28 PM EDT
[#2]
Funny stuff....I would have thought they would have linked this to the opening created by the recent sex scandal for that little touch of realism
11/25/2008 9:19:18 PM EDT
[#3]
Sweet, where do i sign up?