Posted: 11/16/2008 7:26:00 AM EDT
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A professor at the University of Michigan was giving a lecture on
"Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?' She replied, 'Probably deer hunting with his buddies.' AB |
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A cowboy wakes up in the morning after he had been drinking all night and notices a red ring and a brown ring around his penis. He gets scared and wondered just what happened the night before. So, he goes to the doctor to have it checked out. The doctor swabs his Johnson and excuses himself to the lab. He comes back a while later and he says to the guy, "I have some good news and some bad news". The guy says "What's the good news?" The doctor says "The red ring is lipstick".. Woo hoo the cowboys yells and then he asks "What about the brown ring?"
"Copenhagen!" |
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I went to Eastern Michigan University and the U of M. In my EMU psychology 101 class, the prof was getting into physiological responses during orgasm as part of a sexuality unit. She mentioned that semen contains a lot of sugar.
One of the gals spoke up, and said, "Then why does it taste so salty?" The place went silent, then erupted in laughter as she realized the implications of what she said 
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