New Haiku thread > General Discussion

Posted: 11/7/2008 4:56:29 AM EDT

We need to class this joint up a little.

My submissions:

November brings change
I cling to guns and bible
Obama is here

I sit in my tub
Obama won election
Where is my cookie?

Posted: 11/7/2008 5:26:37 AM EDT

[#1]

Glorious Leader
threatens stock market ––
investors distrust.

Scumbags rejoice
in bad neighborhoods
They want they free shit.

Chickens roost.

Posted: 11/7/2008 5:31:55 AM EDT

[#2]

Obama FUCK YOU!!!
You will never get my guns!!!
Lost them when boat sank!!!

Posted: 11/7/2008 5:33:39 AM EDT

[#3]

Zero, one, two, three.
Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
Ten, eleven, twelve.

Posted: 11/7/2008 5:42:03 AM EDT

[#4]

Why are we so sad?
Mortgage and gas to be free.
Obama loves me.

Posted: 11/7/2008 5:46:54 AM EDT

[#5]

stock market fire sale
buy it cheap and stack it deep
hope change not fatal

Posted: 11/7/2008 5:51:57 AM EDT

[#6]

You can kiss my ass
All Democratic Nit Wits
We will remain strong

Posted: 11/7/2008 5:54:40 AM EDT

[#7]

What is a Haiku?
I never understood them
Please please clarify

Posted: 11/7/2008 6:55:18 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
What is a Haiku?
I never understood them
Please please clarify

I think you've got it.
Or was that an accident?
Doesn't seem likely.

Posted: 11/7/2008 7:00:11 AM EDT

[#9]

Barack Obama
I can't believe you did it
Goodbye, USA

Posted: 11/7/2008 7:25:21 AM EDT

[#10]

The sky is falling
Pigs are flying everywhere
Loading my AR

Posted: 11/7/2008 7:26:22 AM EDT

[#11]

In honor of distributor_of_pain's "am I going to hell?" thread...

Man mounts whale in car

Video camera broke!

Fail! Call cops instead.

Posted: 11/7/2008 7:35:02 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:
What is a Haiku?
I never understood them
Please please clarify

I think you've got it.
Or was that an accident?
Doesn't seem likely.

True. Chances are low
that it was accidental.
Dunno, could happen...

Posted: 11/7/2008 7:39:47 AM EDT

[#13]

so fucking sick of
november chicken littles
fuck it, i'm foing

Posted: 11/7/2008 8:32:54 AM EDT

[#14]

The Messiah comes.
We bask in unending light,
but then we wake up.

Some of the folks here
can't make haikus correctly
You got them all wrong

Posted: 11/7/2008 8:40:31 AM EDT

[#15]

This thread is stupid.
How many syllables now?
Fuck it. I give up.

Posted: 11/7/2008 8:52:14 AM EDT

[#16]

cold contact, bare skin
shuddering in the darkness
white chair, late night deuce.

Posted: 11/7/2008 9:03:23 AM EDT

[#17]

What does Hope look like
When one removes fantasy?
Ask Solzhenitsyn

Posted: 11/7/2008 9:06:43 AM EDT

[#18]

I have read Ayn Rand
McCain might help us avoid...
FU-UU-UUU-UU-CK!!!!11

Posted: 11/7/2008 9:07:44 AM EDT

[#19]

These are really great!
I wish I were creative
Then I would write one

Posted: 11/7/2008 9:08:37 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:

Quoted:
What is a Haiku?
I never understood them
Please please clarify

I think you've got it.
Or was that an accident?
Doesn't seem likely.

Sarcasm meter
it needs recalibration
or an added GIF

Posted: 11/7/2008 9:09:23 AM EDT

[#21]

Obama's the one
Redistribution leads to
Mediocrity

Posted: 11/7/2008 9:12:12 AM EDT

[#22]

Obama is here
Do not forget that guy Arock
Verdict: Fuck them both

Posted: 11/7/2008 9:14:14 AM EDT

[#23]

McCain had a plan
It was quite weak from the start
Time to blame Palin

Posted: 11/7/2008 9:15:16 AM EDT

[#24]

One Two Three Four Five
One Two Three Four Five Six Damn
One Two Three Four Five

Posted: 11/7/2008 9:15:34 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:
What is a Haiku?
I never understood them
Please please clarify

I think you've got it.
Or was that an accident?
Doesn't seem likely.

Sarcasm meter
it needs recalibration
or an added GIF

Both his, and my, posts,
Are haikus. Who's meter is
off? Here's a smiley.

Posted: 11/7/2008 9:17:21 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
One Two Three Four Five
One Two Three Four Five Six Damn
One Two Three Four Five

Hah! I tried that one.
Seven makes it not work right.
Go zero to twelve.

Posted: 11/7/2008 9:17:38 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:

Quoted:
What is a Haiku?
I never understood them
Please please clarify

I think you've got it.
Or was that an accident?
Doesn't seem likely.

Sarcasm meter
it needs recalibration
or an added GIF

Both his, and my, posts,
Are haikus. Who's meter is
off? Here's a smiley.

I am sure it may
have occurred to you by now
the joke's on us all

Posted: 11/7/2008 9:20:10 AM EDT

[#28]

Reparations due
No one alive deserves them
Chair against wall time

Posted: 11/7/2008 9:22:44 AM EDT

[#29]

I already said
The boat accident was BAD
Go away, jackboots.

Posted: 11/7/2008 9:22:59 AM EDT

[#30]

Barack Obama
Put people in a coma
Don't drink the Kool-Aid!

Posted: 11/7/2008 9:24:11 AM EDT

[#31]

Someone's long moustache?
The chair is against the wall?
Time for WOLVERINES!

Posted: 11/7/2008 9:25:03 AM EDT

[#32]

I drink your milkshake
SLURP! Yes, I drink it all up
Don't bully me Dan!

Posted: 11/7/2008 9:26:47 AM EDT

[#33]

I just shit my pants.
it's warm and gooey.
it is time for change.

Posted: 11/7/2008 9:28:58 AM EDT

[#34]

Fuck that communist
Barack Hussein Obama
Refrigerator

Posted: 11/7/2008 9:30:14 AM EDT

[#35]

Three Six Nine The Goose
Drank Wine The Monkey Played Craps
On The Street Car Line.

The Line Broke. Monkey
Choked. We All Went To Heaven
In A Small Rowboat.

Posted: 11/7/2008 9:36:17 AM EDT

[#36]

Wife bought a strap-on
She wants to be the man now
Blade at forty-five.

Posted: 11/7/2008 9:50:39 AM EDT

[#37]

Capitalist dogs
Oppose redistribution.
Dear Leader rebukes them.

Posted: 11/7/2008 10:15:15 AM EDT

[#38]

There goes the neighborhood
Carpetbagger with a bad attitude
Go home Yankee

Posted: 11/7/2008 10:45:49 AM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
There goes the neighborhood -6
Carpetbagger with a bad attitude -10
Go home Yankee -4

Ure doing it WRONG
Oh Shit! I forgot two lines!
There: fixed it for you.

Posted: 11/7/2008 10:55:15 AM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:

Quoted:
There goes the neighborhood -6
Carpetbagger with a bad attitude -10
Go home Yankee -4

Ure doing it WRONG.

Well, to be fair, yours was only 5 syllables. I got a lot closer than that.

Posted: 11/7/2008 11:24:39 AM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:

Quoted:
There goes the neighborhood -6
Carpetbagger with a bad attitude -10
Go home Yankee -4

Ure doing it WRONG
Oh Shit! I forgot two lines!
There: fixed it for you.

Thanks a lot for that
Although you berate me
I feel much better

Posted: 11/7/2008 12:04:13 PM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:
cold contact, bare skin
shuddering in the darkness
white chair, late night deuce.

I couldn't breathe for 30 seconds after reading that.

Posted: 11/7/2008 12:11:46 PM EDT

[#43]

Religion of Change,
Your Messiah Is Risen!
(Fuck Be Upon Him)

Posted: 11/7/2008 12:25:10 PM EDT

[#44]

Beta C arrived
Loaded all one hundred rounds
Celebrate freedom

Posted: 11/7/2008 8:01:11 PM EDT

[#45]

Barack in White House
All hands are held out to him
Middle class gets screwed.

Posted: 11/7/2008 8:13:23 PM EDT

[#46]

My penis is huge
Do you want to see it's might
All girls come to me.

You did say class it up a bit.
how about

A fresh rose is cut
It's beauty is eternal
Watch for it's sharp thorns

Posted: 11/7/2008 8:14:38 PM EDT

[#47]

Barack is a dumb
<CoC Violation>
Suck my wiggle stick

(If you say See Oh See Violation it is 7 syllables)

Posted: 11/7/2008 8:40:35 PM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:
Barack is a dumb
<CoC Violation>
Suck my wiggle stick

(If you say See Oh See Violation it is 7 syllables)

I lmao'd.

Posted: 11/7/2008 8:49:42 PM EDT

[#49]

My ancestor's path
comes suddenly closer
Be steady my aim

Posted: 11/7/2008 8:50:25 PM EDT

[#50]

I love fig newtons
They explode in my wet mouth
Just like your mom did

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