Posted: 11/1/2008 2:09:08 PM EDT
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I want to live my next life backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home, feeling better everyday. Then you get kicked out for feeling better. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you are to young to work. You get ready for high school: drink alcohol, party and be promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then..... You spend your last 9 months, floating peacefully in luxury, in spa like conditions, room service on tap, and then...... You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case. George Carlin |