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10/19/2008 3:45:24 PM EDT
So, my 7 year old just came up to us at the dinner table and asked what did "WWJD" stand for.  We told him, that it was "What Would Jesus Do", or "What Would Jerry Do", if you preferred.  He then said "Well, what about WWZJD?  We said we didn't know, and he put of his Halloween face, used a scary voice, and said "That is "What Would ZOMBIE Jesus DO" !!!!  We cracked up, and told him best not to say that at school!  
10/19/2008 3:47:33 PM EDT
[#1]
Considering Jesus was crucified and then resurrected, isn't he a zombie by definition?
10/19/2008 3:49:16 PM EDT
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Considering Jesus was crucified and then resurrected, isn't he a zombie by definition?


Zombies hunger for the flesh of the living. Catholics hunger for the flesh of Jesus.
10/19/2008 3:50:23 PM EDT
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Considering Jesus was crucified and then resurrected, isn't he a zombie by definition?


Zombies hunger for the flesh of the living. Catholics hunger for the flesh of Jesus.


Not funny.  IBTL.
10/19/2008 3:50:57 PM EDT
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Considering Jesus was crucified and then resurrected, isn't he a zombie by definition?


Zombies hunger for the flesh of the living. Catholics hunger for the flesh of Jesus.


Having been raised a Catholic, let me tell you that I never really did look forward to those communion wafers.
10/19/2008 4:06:50 PM EDT
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Considering Jesus was crucified and then resurrected, isn't he a zombie by definition?


Zombies hunger for the flesh of the living. Catholics hunger for the flesh of Jesus.


Not funny.  IBTL.


I don't know, I thought it was.
10/19/2008 4:31:34 PM EDT
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Considering Jesus was crucified and then resurrected, isn't he a zombie by definition?


Zombies hunger for the flesh of the living. Catholics hunger for the flesh of Jesus.


Not funny.  IBTL.


I don't know, I thought it was.


You can't make fun of Christians anymore. They've declared themselves a protected class. If you do, they'll claim a double standard regarding ridiculing of muslims, and stomp off in a hissy fit.

OP, sounds like your kid will turn out OK.
10/19/2008 4:43:53 PM EDT
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Considering Jesus was crucified and then resurrected, isn't he a zombie by definition?


!!!

SHOOT! SHOOT! SHOOT!

I prefer WWSMDC2KBD?



What Would Super Mega Death Christ 2000 Beta Do?

"FUCKERS!"
10/19/2008 4:48:12 PM EDT
[#8]

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Considering Jesus was crucified and then resurrected, isn't he a zombie by definition?


!!!

SHOOT! SHOOT! SHOOT!

I prefer WWSMDC2KBD?

sp6.fotologs.net/photo/22/28/8/fede_lp3/1209573817_f.jpg

What Would Super Mega Death Christ 2000 Beta Do?

"FUCKERS!"

10/19/2008 4:52:33 PM EDT
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Considering Jesus was crucified and then resurrected, isn't he a zombie by definition?


Zombies are dead when they come back.  Jesus wasn't.
10/19/2008 5:08:55 PM EDT
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This is going nowhere fast.

I haven't IBTL'd in a while.....
10/19/2008 5:09:49 PM EDT
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Considering Jesus was crucified and then resurrected, isn't he a zombie by definition?


Zombies hunger for the flesh of the living. Catholics hunger for the flesh of Jesus.


Not funny.  IBTL.


Somehow life goes on.
10/19/2008 5:10:31 PM EDT
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Considering Jesus was crucified and then resurrected, isn't he a zombie by definition?


Zombies hunger for the flesh of the living. Catholics hunger for the flesh of Jesus.


Not funny.  IBTL.


I don't know, I thought it was.


You can't make fun of Christians anymore. They've declared themselves a protected class. If you do, they'll claim a double standard regarding ridiculing of muslims, and stomp off in a hissy fit.

OP, sounds like your kid will turn out OK.


Bullshit, I'm a Christian and I found that funny.

Man, every time i see your avatar I LOL.
10/19/2008 7:47:13 PM EDT
[#13]
ninja -

Here's a nice little handbasket. Should make your ride comfortable...



/add the caution tape for color...