Posted: 10/9/2008 6:45:40 AM EDT
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A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Australian asked for a beer, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, 'I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips'. The Australian then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, ''Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice." |
