[ARCHIVED THREAD] - ***Official Debate Thread©*** (Page 1 of 40)
Posted: 10/7/2008 3:23:07 PM EDT
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anyone claim it yet? putting my cycber stake in right here. what's on the menu? I love debates and watch as many as I can. Sen. Mccain is going to do great tonight!! |
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tag cuz I will miss the first half. how about a few bad Obama jokes while we wait... Barack Obama's Fake Birth Certificate Q. Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate? A. He's deciding which of his names (Barack Barry Hussein Obama Soetoro) to put on it. *** Q. Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate? A. The ink isn't dry yet. *** Q. Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate? A. He wants to surprise us at his swearing in. *** Q. Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate? A. He accidently smoked it. |
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Racist Jokes about Obama 1. If you have ever chuckled at his middle name, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes. 2. If you ever ridiculed the assertion that tire gauges lower gas prices, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes. 3. If you ever laughed at the claim that he campaigned in 57 states, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes. 4. If you ever suggested that the "Vero Possemus" campaign signs had something to do with possums, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes. 5. If you ever downloaded the video of him bowling a 37 in front of reporters, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes. 6. If you ever shared the video comparing him to Paris Hilton, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes. 7. If you ever cracked wise about his cocaine use, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes. (Joking about Dubya's alleged cocaine use is politically correct.) 8. If you ever made fun of his big ears, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes. (Joking about Perot's big ears is politically correct.) 9. If you ever said that the look on his wife's face could curdle fresh milk, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes. (Joking about Cindy McCain's face is politically correct.) 10. If you ever noted that his pastor acted like he was on Def Comedy Jam, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes. *** Q. What do Obama and Osama have in common? A. They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon. Q. Why doesn’t Barack drink Pepsi? A. He thinks that things go better with coke. |
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I want to see Mccain fire it up tonight and rip Obama a new one. I really think Mccain is going to do good with the town hall setting, Obama can't dance around questions this time!  I want to hear the true facts on Obama's taxes, religion, his evil friends, his true thoughts on the war, ect. |
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Obama will make an utter fool of himself, causing the outpouring of grief (among his supporters) that the all-knowing Web Bot predicted. This griefgasm will return at hurricane force from November 'til March (or whenever the bot said), as he loses the election and his followers proceed to throw the largest temper tantrum ever seen in the nation's history. |
 It's funny 'cause it's true! 
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I still feel obligated to start my "Debate.....Blow By Blow" topic. It got over 500 replies in 90 minutes for the VP debate and gave a lot of people who can't see or hear the debate, a chance to know what was happening almost as it was happening. It moves fast for quick reference. Perhaps yours, Tact, may be used for deeper, longer dialogue? ETA....I'll start mine at about 10 minutes to six. |