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10/2/2008 8:37:29 AM EDT
So i am today.. Should i go about infecting the rest of the office or sit in my nice little room and keep to my self?

Or go home take a nap and play WoW?
10/2/2008 8:40:18 AM EDT
[#1]
I stayed in the office and infected everybody yesterday, today I'm at home with some sort of intestinal virus.    it was much more pleasing destroying the bathroom at work than it is today in my own home.
10/2/2008 8:41:16 AM EDT
[#2]
If you have sick pay, go home.  
10/2/2008 8:41:52 AM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
If you have sick pay, go home.  


and play WoW!!
10/2/2008 8:43:50 AM EDT
[#4]
You're always bitching about your health.

What's your deal?
10/2/2008 8:47:16 AM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
You're always bitching about your health.

What's your deal?


It's the poor hygiene related to his salad fingers.
10/2/2008 8:48:13 AM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
You're always bitching about your health.

What's your deal?


all the toxins in the air down here!

making me weak!

and your cranky today.. miss your coffee?
10/2/2008 8:50:51 AM EDT
[#7]
Fat people are always unhealthy

They bitch about smokers a lot as well.

People say I am skinny, compared to 70% of the population I am.

And go home so no one else has to suffer
10/2/2008 8:59:35 AM EDT
[#8]
ok i had enough.. heading home.. see ya tommorow!
10/2/2008 9:01:40 AM EDT
[#9]
I don't drink coffee.

And today is a good day, I don't have to work today.
10/2/2008 9:04:00 AM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
ok i had enough.. heading home.. see ya tommorow!


fuck that, if i'm miserable, i might as well be at work
10/2/2008 9:05:13 AM EDT
[#11]
Lick every ones forehead and also the sneeze on the mouth piece of all their phones.
10/2/2008 9:05:52 AM EDT
[#12]
He's really whining about the cut on his tongue.  Wuss.
10/2/2008 9:07:04 AM EDT
[#13]
I make it a point not to work closely with people when I'm sick.
I stay at my desk and mind my own business.
10/2/2008 9:08:04 AM EDT
[#14]
I never understood the mentality that you're doing other people a favor by staying at home.

If you want to do other people a favor, just be courteous with your germs.  Use tissues, don't leave them laying around everywhere, don't sneeze all over other people's offices, maybe use a disifectant gel or something or wash your hands often.  It's not that hard.


I always go to work if I'm sick unless it's one of the (very rare) occasions where I'm physically incapable of moving around for very long.

I'm generally a healthy person, though, and I get sick maybe once a year or 18 months and usually it's just trivial discomfort.
10/2/2008 9:12:52 AM EDT
[#15]
The secretary/receptionist at my office is sick 364 days a year.


I'm convinced she is no longer human, but rather a pile of flab animated by relatively intelligent bacteria.  The silver-lining is I am exposed to so many infectious diseases so routinely that my immune system has been exercised to herculean strength.  I eat AIDs for breakfast, put mustard on it, and eat the fucking shit.


So, to sum-up, do your co-workers a favor and go cough in their faces.




10/2/2008 9:33:07 AM EDT
[#16]
Be the outbreak monkey, spread the sickness.

You know your coworkers deserve it.
10/2/2008 9:41:02 AM EDT
[#17]
#3
10/2/2008 9:59:21 AM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
ok i had enough.. heading home.. see ya tommorow!


HA!  See ya on the PTR
10/2/2008 10:10:23 AM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
If you have sick pay, go home.  

Why would you waste your sick time at home being sick?
10/2/2008 2:37:27 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:

Quoted:
ok i had enough.. heading home.. see ya tommorow!


HA!  See ya on the PTR


PTR hell! Im on the beta!

If the server stays up..
10/2/2008 2:39:30 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
ok i had enough.. heading home.. see ya tommorow!


HA!  See ya on the PTR


PTR hell! Im on the beta!

If the server stays up..


You suck my good sir!    

Guess I'll head home, jump on the ptr and enjoy the prot warrior for a change.
10/2/2008 2:50:18 PM EDT
[#22]
stay home and call some hookers over, nothing makes you feel better than PIE, its the best medicine
10/2/2008 2:50:19 PM EDT
[#23]
stay home and call some hookers over, nothing makes you feel better than PIE, its the best medicine