[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Ever refuse pie? (Page 1 of 3)
Posted: 9/25/2008 10:47:36 AM EDT
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I don't mean something you wouldn't want anyway, but something you would normally accept but just couldn't at the time. |
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yes i have, i was just out of a relation ship and didn't want any more drama. so my best friend at the time took her up on the offer instead. out of kindness he said it wasn't that good. she ended up being very Clingy and i think he regretted it him self. but it was nice looking pie. Ronald |
Been married for quite a while actually. The topic came up at work today and the usual people said "No, never!". I called bullshit for various reasons. ETA: The poll seems to be supporting my theory. |
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Yes, I have refused to hit pie that just seems...too skanky and too easy. This girl I went to High School with...mother of 3, with two differant Dads. She has been slagging around my hometown, drinking a few, smoking a few and just being sleazy. She lets me know one night this last July that if I wanted it, it would be a sure thing...I politely let her know I had other ideas.  The flip side is that a week later, another girl I went to school with...mother of 2, divorced. Took hold of her life, went to school to be a radiologist. Is a smoking hot redhead, and taking care of herself, hasn't been with a dude in awhile... We go out for dinner, some drinks...I'm being a gentleman and taking care of her. We go out a couple days later, no food, just drinks, dancing, old friends and a lot of fun. Takes me back to her place and one thing leads to another. No strings, just a lot of fun and no hard feelings.  Sometime you have to turn down the easy sleazy pie and take a little more time with the pie that hasn't been tasted in awhile and you will be a lot happier with the memories. 
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Many, many of times. Sometimes I just don't want to "deal" w/ it. Most notably and recent: I took a girl to her house, hung out, drank some more beers, got in bed w/ her and she decides to tell me her fiance is away @ bootcamp! I packed up and got the fuck out of there... my name aint Jodie! She text me a few times after that and I told her she can go fuck herself! Girl was good though, I didn't see any pics or guys clothing around the house. |
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People around here speak of "pie" as though its this rare commodity, that occasionally reveals itself and one must act swiftly to seize the moment. Hilarious! Do you guys get to hold the mason jar that your balls are kept in....at least occasionally? Now this subject is valid if one is single, as pie can be scarce from time to time, which would make turning it down a bad move. But if guys here are in a relationship worth its salt, pie is simply a part of the landscape. And yeah, there are times when I'm just too fuckin' tired. No big deal...I'll hit it the next night. |
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sometimes refusing the pie is a wise strategic move Exhibit A. you escort a lady home who has had too much to drink. make your move, she reciprocates and just when all parties think pie is about to happen. break it off, tell her you dont want to do this the first time when she is impaired and inform her you will call tomarrow to make sure she is ok......congratulations you just bought yourself months of pie. instead of a one night stand she regrets you will be the new penis of choice. Exhibit B. Cute girl reaches out to you in despair over a break-up. in the midst of crying about joe blow dumping her she makes a move on you. this is a common way of nursing her self esteem by making herself feel desireable again. you engage in some foreplay then break it off, tell her you like her, and once she has her head straight you will be right here waiting for her.....congratulations, in a week you now have a fuck-buddy. you were so sensative and caring and didnt take advantage of you she knows she can trust you to satisfy her carnal urges without runnign your mouth until she finds a new boyfriend. |
We're on the same page then. 
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 I didn't know men [no offense] had the ability to think these things through this much.I've got nuthing to say here except this reminds me of the words of wisdom Alan Arkin gave to the mute boy on "Little Miss Sunshine" except as a lady I could never repeat it [even if its just typing it!  ]
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In college I started dating a hottie. She was great eye candy and after a few weeks of seeing each other she agreed to get intimate.  Not to be gross but when I got close and personal to the prize  I could not perform do to the incredible stench . I literally had to leave the room because I thought I was going to vomit   She smelled that BAD!!!!To be polite, I told her it was because I was still thinking of my ex-long-term girlfriend. We continued to date and I hoped that nastiness was just a monthly issue or something but alas, after three more failed attempts to launch we just stopped seeing each other. She thought it was "sweet" that I still wanted to be faithful to my X-GF. I was like yeah  right, that's the ticket.
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Once I knew this chick who was pretty hot. She was dating this guy that I knew. I wouldn't call him a friend, but I did think he was a pretty good guy, and under the right circumstances, I think we could've been good friends. Anyways, he and chicky baby have this nasty breakup, and she tells everyone he has a small dick. So, no girls would date him because of all her talk. One day, I see her at the mall, and we start talking. She's making several innuendos at me, and I know it. So, I say to her, you want me to fuck you right? She says, yes. I said, there's something you gotta know before we do anything. she says, yeah? i said, I kiss and tell, so if you're a ho, then all my friends know. she leaves, i didn't get the pie, but then again, it's against my ethics to date a girl who dated someone i know. (Plus, it's too much drama.) |