Posted: 9/13/2008 10:59:55 AM EDT
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A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, 'Is this a union house?' 'No,' she replied, 'I'm sorry it isn't.' 'Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?' 'The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,' she answered Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, 'Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules.' The man asked, 'And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?' 'The girls get $80 and the house gets $20.' 'That's more like it!' the union man said. He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. 'I'd like her,' he said. 'I'm sure you would, sir,' said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, 'but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next.' |
Hmmmmm.........I must be an oddball......Union member........Republican Since I turned 18........in 1978........Drive Chevy's........Ride a Harley.......And constantly annoy my wife by pointing out why we can't shop at place's like Wal Mart............And oh ya first heard that joke about twenty years ago........The brothel contract's in Vegas were re negociated setting an age cap of 30 on hooker's. Don't believe me visit a few you'll see.........No hooker's over 30
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Don't worry Palin's husband is a union guy, and he is alright in my book. |
That's gotta be illegal. Age discrimination, you know. |