Subtle humor... Who gets it? > General Discussion

Posted: 9/11/2008 1:34:36 AM EDT

My lovely wife of 4 weeks gently stroked the graceful curve of the unicorn's neck, while I wept bitterly...

Posted: 9/11/2008 1:49:00 AM EDT

[#1]

damn...I fail

Posted: 9/11/2008 1:50:25 AM EDT

[#2]

que?

Posted: 9/11/2008 1:53:21 AM EDT

[#3]

So she teased you after 4 weeks and you're now getting a divorce?

Shots all around!

Posted: 9/11/2008 1:53:26 AM EDT

[#4]

Is the chair against the wall?

Posted: 9/11/2008 1:55:26 AM EDT

[#5]

What, no pic's...?!!

Posted: 9/11/2008 2:02:09 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
damn...I fail

+1

Posted: 9/11/2008 2:12:29 AM EDT

[#7]

Well, that's REALLY subtle humor, microscopic.

No, I didn't get it either.

Posted: 9/11/2008 2:13:55 AM EDT

[#8]

Wife of four weeks and "gently"?

Posted: 9/11/2008 2:15:18 AM EDT

[#9]

*buzzer sound*

Posted: 9/11/2008 2:22:56 AM EDT

[#10]

glad im not the only one.

Posted: 9/11/2008 2:24:10 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
My lovely wife of 4 weeks gently stroked the graceful curve of the unicorn's neck, while I wept bitterly...

I get it. She's actually a man.

Your unicorn got stroked by a dude!

Posted: 9/11/2008 2:24:55 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
*buzzer sound*

This is about the most subtle of humor that I'm able to pick up on

Posted: 9/11/2008 2:51:21 AM EDT

[#13]

Only virgins can touch a unicorn. Bad sign for a couple married four weeks.

Or did I miss it?

Posted: 9/11/2008 2:52:32 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Only virgins can touch a unicorn. Bad sign for a couple married four weeks.

Or did I miss it?

Damn, you're right... How'd I forget that bit of mythos?

Posted: 9/11/2008 2:53:54 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Only virgins can touch a unicorn. Bad sign for a couple married four weeks.

Or did I miss it?

That's my interpretation, she's a virgin. I know my myths, my legends.
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(After Spock comments about myth of 6 days creation. "Not anymore! Here comes Genesis; we'll do it for you in six minutes!"--McCoy, (w,stte), ST II:TWOK)

Posted: 9/11/2008 2:56:44 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Only virgins can touch a unicorn. Bad sign for a couple married four weeks.

Or did I miss it?

Posted: 9/11/2008 3:33:42 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
My lovely wife of 4 weeks gently stroked the graceful curve of the unicorn's neck, while I wept bitterly...

Stop it! You're killing me!

Posted: 9/11/2008 3:37:03 AM EDT

[#18]

needs one

Posted: 9/11/2008 3:39:27 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:
My lovely wife of 4 weeks gently stroked the graceful curve of the unicorn's neck, while I wept bitterly...

I get it. She's actually a man.

Your unicorn got stroked by a dude!

ugg

Posted: 9/11/2008 3:42:31 AM EDT

[#20]

What's a virgin?

Hmmm...maybe that's why there are no unicorns.

Posted: 9/11/2008 3:43:53 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
What, no pic's...?!!

I dont think so Tim!

Posted: 9/11/2008 3:44:06 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
What's a virgin?

Hmmm...maybe that's why there are no unicorns.

And why volcanos erupt!

Posted: 9/11/2008 3:44:39 AM EDT

[#23]

Generally, I prefer my humor to be funny. But, to each is own.

Posted: 9/11/2008 4:23:15 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Only virgins can touch a unicorn. Bad sign for a couple married four weeks.

Or did I miss it?

BZZZZZZZZT!

Jarhead_22 gottit!

Any other entries?

Posted: 9/11/2008 4:32:16 AM EDT

[#25]

GONG

Posted: 9/11/2008 5:57:47 AM EDT

[#26]

Ghey

Posted: 9/11/2008 6:08:49 AM EDT

[#27]

You refer to your junk as a unicorn? Do you have a dolphin tattoo also?

Posted: 9/11/2008 6:34:50 AM EDT

[#28]

Was she also carrying a lantern during the day?

Subtle or Obscure? You decide.

Posted: 9/11/2008 6:37:15 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
My lovely wife of 4 weeks gently stroked the graceful curve of the unicorn's neck, while I wept bitterly...

Are you going to be here all night?

Posted: 9/11/2008 6:39:34 AM EDT

[#30]

hand job.

Posted: 9/26/2008 8:43:22 AM EDT

[#31]

Here's another:

NO ADMITTANCE!

(Infinite reactance)

Posted: 9/26/2008 8:55:49 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
needs one

That's a keeper.

Posted: 9/26/2008 8:59:10 AM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:
My lovely wife of 4 weeks gently stroked the graceful curve of the unicorn's neck, while I wept bitterly...

I get it. She's actually a man.

Your unicorn got stroked by a dude!

No one wins the crying game.

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