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8/29/2008 12:11:33 AM EDT
Well first time in 16 years, since I was younger. I am petrified as fuck to get on an airplane.

My father got a call that his sister has less than 2 weeks left to live (lung cancer) and we are booking a flight to Pittsburgh to see her, hopefully, before she passes.

I was planning on taking a small dose of Xanax and slamming a few drinks before the 4 hour flight.

Would that be a good idea? I'll have my MP3 player and a few magazines handy as well.

And please, no bullshit about plane crashes.
8/29/2008 12:20:25 AM EDT
[#1]
I freaking hate planes.  I always think I am going to fall out of the sky.  I live though.  I recommend drinking at the airport.  Most airports I have been to have at least one bar.  Don't get plastered, but have a few drink to take the edge off.
8/29/2008 12:29:49 AM EDT
[#2]
It's gonna be the same result whether you drink or not. You are gonna go to the airport, get on a plane and fly to wherever you need to go. Don't stress man, you'll be alright
8/29/2008 12:32:25 AM EDT
[#3]
Don't take anything
You want to have your wits about you if you need them
I won't go into the reasons why becaused you asked us not to.

Eat a light meal, drink lots of water and if you need it, Drammamine works  
Additionally I would spend some time  
HERE

Ray is one of our pilots and has ALOT of great info for those that need it


8/29/2008 12:35:32 AM EDT
[#4]
Sorry to hear about your Aunt, that sucks -

In regards to your fear of flying, Man-up and get a window seat.  Do a little research on general principals of flight and try and understand that when there's a "thump" or a "Whirr" what the landing gear or flaps are doing and why. Take a pack of gum and a good Tom Clancy book.  

Oh, and when (not if) you hit a little turbulance, don't grab the insurance salesman in the seat next to you and scream like a little girl. Bucking the winds is part of the ride!
8/29/2008 12:38:34 AM EDT
[#5]
Look at the pages, look at the pages.
Don't look out the window, look at the pages, look at the pages.

They say you are safer in a plane than in your car.
But hey when you die on a plane you won't die alone.

Enjoy your trip. We'll miss you.
8/29/2008 12:54:41 AM EDT
[#6]
The commercial airlines are the safest form of transport on the planet.  You are much more likely to be struck by lightning than to die in a plane crash.  What specifically freaks you out about flying so much?
8/29/2008 12:58:16 AM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
Well first time in 16 years, since I was younger. I am petrified as fuck to get on an airplane.

My father got a call that his sister has less than 2 weeks left to live (lung cancer) and we are booking a flight to Pittsburgh to see her, hopefully, before she passes.

I was planning on taking a small dose of Xanax and slamming a few drinks before the 4 hour flight.

Would that be a good idea? I'll have my MP3 player and a few magazines handy as well.

And please, no bullshit about plane crashes.


Don't do this. If you really feel you need it, take the Xanax - but don't drink with it. Alcohol & flying generally don't mix that well, especially for the inexperienced flyer. Throw a strong drug like Xanax into the mix and all bets are off.

8/29/2008 1:06:19 AM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
The commercial airlines are the safest form of transport on the planet.  You are much more likely to be struck by lightning than to die in a plane crash.  What specifically freaks you out about flying so much?


+1

I have flown a bunch of times nothing to worry about . The puddle jumpers can get a little freaky at times. The Funny thing about flying is Dealing With TSA.
8/29/2008 1:06:32 AM EDT
[#9]
I fly alot for work and used to ride Hueys in the Army. Just relax and enjoy the view.
As for dealing with the TSA nazis, be polite and curtious. Have all your stuff ready to go into the totes before you pass through security. If your flying out of Houston, be ready for the most inept gang of TSA personel around. Once through security, grab a sammich from Shlotzkies. Best food in that airport.

PM me if you have any questions about the fees for bags or stuff in your carry on.
8/29/2008 1:32:43 AM EDT
[#10]
Keep yourself hydrated but not so much that you need to go pee just as they turn on the "Fasten seat Belts" sign for your final descent.  mmm, change "final descent" to "Airport Approach"

Go ahead and grab the insurance salesman and scream in his ears.  Why not? You'll have fun and he's an insurance salesman he deserves it.

Read the TSA pages on how to prepare for a flight.  Being ready for going through the inspection is the key.  They seem to run pretty much on automatic with those that seem to be doing things the easy way.  Things go to fuck when some bozo isn't ready and screws up the lines, has to unpack his bags, can't find ticket, etc.

Wear slip-on shoes, avoid the really big Texas buckle or be ready to pull the whole belt off and put it in the tub.  put your change, keys, chapstick, etc in a baggie so you can pull everything out of your pockets quickly, etc
8/29/2008 1:36:24 AM EDT
[#11]
Just bring a set of noise canceling headphones, and an MP3 or CD player.  Tune out and you will be there before you know it.  
8/29/2008 1:37:32 AM EDT
[#12]
Airplanes are VERY safe.

They actually have a lot more problems then most people know.  At first this might sound bad, but keep reading.  Every day there is a plane that has some sort of electrical issue, an engine failure, a warning light for a screwed up landing gear, etc.  Now how many crashes are there every day?  Zero.  This is because they have redundant systems, they have generations of engineering to prevent or work around any problems they might have.  The pilots also TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN to deal with any failure that could ever happen.  Airplanes don't crash until several things go wrong at the same time, which is extreeeeemely rare.  There's nothing to worry about.
8/29/2008 2:08:33 AM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
Airplanes are VERY safe.

They actually have a lot more problems then most people know.  At first this might sound bad, but keep reading.  Every day there is a plane that has some sort of electrical issue, an engine failure, a warning light for a screwed up landing gear, etc.  Now how many crashes are there every day?  Zero.  This is because they have redundant systems, they have generations of engineering to prevent or work around any problems they might have.  The pilots also TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN to deal with any failure that could ever happen.  Airplanes don't crash until several things go wrong at the same time, which is extreeeeemely rare.  There's nothing to worry about.


+1

Most horrible things that could possibly happen to a plane have already happened on somebody else's flight, and you're reaping the benefits of the engineering that came from the incident.

Also, a great deal of even the worst plane crashes are survivable.
8/29/2008 4:16:49 AM EDT
[#14]
Let me put it this way about flying.  The only time you need to worry about getting on the plane is if one of the pilots, or a mechanic looks the plane over and says, "I'm not getting on that plane."  In my 10 years of working on airplanes as a mechanic, I haven't refused to get on a plane yet.
8/29/2008 4:27:00 AM EDT
[#15]
Just remember the Pilots went to school for years and have years of flying experience.
The pilots also value their lives and would not be flying if they did not think it was safe.

Also if someone is responsible and professional enough to pilot a commercial airliner they have my respect and trust.

I always thank the flight crew before deboarding.


8/29/2008 4:31:29 AM EDT
[#16]
In before:

"Fox Breaking News: drunk drugged up man goes psycho and tries to open plane door in flight".

Don't mix drugs and booze for the flight. There are thousands of flights a day without problems, your flight will be the same.

8/29/2008 4:35:19 AM EDT
[#17]
You will have no problem with flying. Now the sudden stop when the plane hits the ground nose first.....well that's something else. Good luck!

Mike
8/29/2008 4:36:50 AM EDT
[#18]
Change your fear of flying into an adventure! Instead of freaking out over what MAY happen, look at it as a learning adventure about what WILL happen!

Airplanes make noise...they're supposed to. Every thump or whirl you hear is something that's supposed to happen...do a little research ahead of time and learn what those noises are.

Don't drink booze before ya go. I've seen people who are terrified of flying become even worse when the booze takes effect.

Have fun and make it a learning experience.

Oh, and don't let the TSA assholes get to ya

8/29/2008 4:50:25 AM EDT
[#19]
Remember, the pilots want to live as much as you do.
8/29/2008 10:27:37 AM EDT
[#20]
and we are the ones who see the ground approaching
8/29/2008 10:28:25 AM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
and we are the ones who see the ground approaching


You're always the first ones to the scene of the crash too.  
8/29/2008 10:31:20 AM EDT
[#22]
Grab your ankles, TSA is going to have their way with you.
8/29/2008 10:33:21 AM EDT
[#23]
alcohol and xanax is a bad idea.

IN before you try to open the doors during a flight and get shot by marshals
8/29/2008 10:47:46 AM EDT
[#24]
Just hope the in-flight movie isn't ~ Twilight Zone: The Movie.

8/29/2008 11:18:29 AM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:
Just hope the in-flight movie isn't ~ Twilight Zone: The Movie.

i38.tinypic.com/16m2gx4.jpg


I remember that one when it first aired.
Don't be fooled, that's a Great In-Flight Flick
8/29/2008 11:58:59 AM EDT
[#26]
Well shit. She didn't even make the 2 weeks. She died 10 minutes ago.

Looks like I'll be flying out tomorrow or Sunday.

8/29/2008 12:09:11 PM EDT
[#27]
Sorry for your loss, my sincere condolences.
8/29/2008 3:50:42 PM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:
Just hope the in-flight movie isn't ~ Twilight Zone: The Movie.



Is that William Shatner?

I remember watching that episode when I was 7 or 8 years old.  That freaked me out.

RF
8/29/2008 4:00:49 PM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:
Well shit. She didn't even make the 2 weeks. She died 10 minutes ago.

Looks like I'll be flying out tomorrow or Sunday.

I'm sorry for your loss!
Agree with every comment above.  Your flight will be fine.  If you want to DO something to prepare for any possibility, memorize the emergency procedures, and note the locations of emergency exits.  Count how many seats are between you and the exit row.
Take note of any other passengers who look like they would have trouble in an emergency.
Recognize that the flight attendants also have a pretty good amount of emergency training as well.
8/30/2008 2:47:20 AM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:

Is that William Shatner?

I remember watching that episode when I was 7 or 8 years old.  That freaked me out.

RF

Yep, that's 'ole Billy.
8/30/2008 2:49:15 AM EDT
[#31]
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Quoted:
Well first time in 16 years, since I was younger. I am petrified as fuck to get on an airplane.

My father got a call that his sister has less than 2 weeks left to live (lung cancer) and we are booking a flight to Pittsburgh to see her, hopefully, before she passes.

I was planning on taking a small dose of Xanax and slamming a few drinks before the 4 hour flight.

Would that be a good idea? I'll have my MP3 player and a few magazines handy as well.

And please, no bullshit about plane crashes.


Don't get too sloppy or they won't let you on the plane,  maybe wait till you get on the plane to take the pill.

I had a friend who had a few too many drinks and he had to wait for the next flight to sober up.
8/30/2008 5:34:36 AM EDT
[#32]
Sorry to hear about your loss.

As far as flying, you're safer in a plane than you are in a car on US highways.  Have a couple of drinks before hand.  Get you a good magazine to read and hope the person sitting next to you is not a babbling moron.  You'll be fine.
8/30/2008 1:52:45 PM EDT
[#33]
Damn, I am getting nervous. Flight leaves out of Austin at 9am tomorrow.

Question about cologne. Can I take my bottle of cologne in my carry on? or do I have to put it in my checked bag? or can I even take it?

8/30/2008 2:04:54 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
Damn, I am getting nervous. Flight leaves out of Austin at 9am tomorrow.

Question about cologne. Can I take my bottle of cologne in my carry on? or do I have to put it in my checked bag? or can I even take it?



You can take it with you in your checked bag.  Sorry for your loss, and I hope the flight doesn't cause you too much problem.  Good luck with it.  
8/30/2008 2:13:46 PM EDT
[#35]
Sorry for your loss.

You'll do fine. Put all your toiletries in your checked bag.



And be on the lookout for old people between you and the emergency exits.
The make for excellent PBE's
8/30/2008 3:18:19 PM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:
Damn, I am getting nervous. Flight leaves out of Austin at 9am tomorrow.

Question about cologne. Can I take my bottle of cologne in my carry on? or do I have to put it in my checked bag? or can I even take it?

Have you been to the TSA website?
www.tsa.gov/travelers/index.shtm
8/30/2008 3:40:59 PM EDT
[#37]
Don't worry about it.

You're in good hands.

Flying is boring!!

My dad--


Actually some flying isn't boring..
WEEE!!

I took the pic, dad's in the front seat.
8/30/2008 3:43:14 PM EDT
[#38]
there's something on the wing!
8/30/2008 3:57:03 PM EDT
[#39]
I posted a imilar thread a little over a year ago. I was terrified of it.

But, it had to be done. After a summer of flying back and forth from work to home every month, I no longer fear it. But, I still hate the whole mess with security, long waits, planes that don't arrive on time, etc. That part of it sucks.
8/30/2008 4:16:12 PM EDT
[#40]




My biggest reason I don't fly(since 2000)is I just might tell a TSA clown where to go,and what he/she can do once they get there. I don't do well with some gov types,almost told off a customs clown at the US/CAN border.(don't try to come back into US,and pay the border fee with CAN $)

Flying? Safe as can be,Dad was a Delta pilot for 33 years. Only scary thing that happened to me,in regards to flying,was Dad flying over the farm in the 727,at 4000ft,and seeing nothing done on the farm.

I caught hell for that.........
8/30/2008 4:21:12 PM EDT
[#41]
cougargnw,
you seem to have some knowledge of the TSA so what is it with "no container capable of holding more than 3 ounces" may go through the security check point yet, I can buy a 20 oz bottled drink from a vendor/vending machine once past security.  Seems really stupid to me.
8/30/2008 4:24:18 PM EDT
[#42]

Quoted:
cougargnw,
you seem to have some knowledge of the TSA so what is it with "no container capable of holding more than 3 ounces" may go through the security check point yet, I can buy a 20 oz bottled drink from a vendor/vending machine once past security.  Seems really stupid to me.
No idea.  It is just something you can use to your advantage, if you are willing to spend the money.
8/30/2008 4:25:42 PM EDT
[#43]

Quoted:


Actually some flying isn't boring..
WEEE!!
i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn319/TravisSB/Citabira.jpg?
I took the pic, dad's in the front seat.
The earth is on the wrong side of the aircraft.  turn the universe over, please.
8/30/2008 4:26:36 PM EDT
[#44]
leave the nail clippers
8/30/2008 4:38:18 PM EDT
[#45]

Quoted:
Damn, I am getting nervous. Flight leaves out of Austin at 9am tomorrow.

Question about cologne. Can I take my bottle of cologne in my carry on? or do I have to put it in my checked bag? or can I even take it?



Sorry for your loss.  Have no fear about the flight.  I've been flying 4-5 days per week for over three years and will be spending 8 hours in the bird tomorrow.  The crews and pilots are good at what they do and want to go home too. I recommend that you eat light and drink water or juice to keep any bloating down.  Ear plugs may be a good idea as well.
8/30/2008 4:47:54 PM EDT
[#46]
Wear comfy shorts or pants and flip flops. Makes going through the screening a lot easier.
8/30/2008 4:51:56 PM EDT
[#47]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Damn, I am getting nervous. Flight leaves out of Austin at 9am tomorrow.

Question about cologne. Can I take my bottle of cologne in my carry on? or do I have to put it in my checked bag? or can I even take it?



Sorry for your loss.  Have no fear about the flight.  I've been flying 4-5 days per week for over three years and will be spending 8 hours in the bird tomorrow.  The crews and pilots are good at what they do and want to go home too. I recommend that you eat light and drink water or juice to keep any bloating down.  Ear plugs may be a good idea as well.
I hope you are aircrew.  If you are pax, I'm sorry!
8/30/2008 4:53:50 PM EDT
[#48]

Quoted:
cougargnw,
you seem to have some knowledge of the TSA so what is it with "no container capable of holding more than 3 ounces" may go through the security check point yet, I can buy a 20 oz bottled drink from a vendor/vending machine once past security.  Seems really stupid to me.
Unless you own those vending machines,then it's great!
8/30/2008 4:56:33 PM EDT
[#49]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Well first time in 16 years, since I was younger. I am petrified as fuck to get on an airplane.

My father got a call that his sister has less than 2 weeks left to live (lung cancer) and we are booking a flight to Pittsburgh to see her, hopefully, before she passes.

I was planning on taking a small dose of Xanax and slamming a few drinks before the 4 hour flight.

Would that be a good idea? I'll have my MP3 player and a few magazines handy as well.

And please, no bullshit about plane crashes.


Don't do this. If you really feel you need it, take the Xanax - but don't drink with it. Alcohol & flying generally don't mix that well, especially for the inexperienced flyer. Throw a strong drug like Xanax into the mix and all bets are off.

Not only this , you are mixing two CNS depressants. Always a bad idea.
8/30/2008 4:56:55 PM EDT
[#50]
Yeah, anything over 3 ounces they make you throw out, even if it is an un-openned pop bottle. Less than three is ok to carry on.
Last time I bought  pop out of a vending machine in the airport, I think it was $2.75. Dirty damn theivesTo the O.P. sorry for your loss, good luck on your trip
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