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8/26/2008 11:30:42 AM EDT
Aircraft can not land or take off.
8/26/2008 11:31:25 AM EDT
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Aircraft can not land or take off.


In air refueling?
8/26/2008 11:31:43 AM EDT
[#2]

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Aircraft can not land or take off.


Bullshit they can't land.

They will eventually, one way or another.

_MaH
8/26/2008 11:31:46 AM EDT
[#3]
Anywhere.  
8/26/2008 11:32:08 AM EDT
[#4]

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Aircraft can not land or take off.


Ever?

Why... are they on a treadmill?
8/26/2008 11:32:53 AM EDT
[#5]
Communications problems causing flight delays throughout United States, FAA says.

www.cnn.com
8/26/2008 11:33:03 AM EDT
[#6]
Damn, that's crazy.



Quoted:

Quoted:
Aircraft can not land or take off.


Ever?

Why... are they on a treadmill?


Hahahaha, god I hate that question.
8/26/2008 11:33:14 AM EDT
[#7]

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Aircraft can not land or take off.


We were told that they were having the same problem last Thursday which caused us to have to sit in the plane at the gate for 2 1/2 hours in Philly.
8/26/2008 11:33:34 AM EDT
[#8]
Oh shit...

Which one of you idiots sent the treadmill question to the FAA and have now perpetually fucked up air traffic in this country???

_MaH
8/26/2008 11:33:51 AM EDT
[#9]
They can land. They just don't know where to land safely.

-Foxxz
8/26/2008 11:33:57 AM EDT
[#10]
Suspended in air for eternity... I guess they'll have to come up with a plan to share the hot stewardesses.
8/26/2008 11:35:07 AM EDT
[#11]
5000 planes in the sky, per CNN
8/26/2008 11:35:23 AM EDT
[#12]

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They can land. They just don't know where to land safely.

-Foxxz


Even if everything broke and none of the centers could talk to each other we could still land planes safely...it would just be a little uglier.
8/26/2008 11:35:36 AM EDT
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8/26/2008 11:35:46 AM EDT
[#14]

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Suspended in air for eternity... I guess they'll have to come up with a plan to share the hot stewardesses.


Latley I have not see many hot stewardesses......most are guys


anything you'd like to share with us
8/26/2008 11:35:50 AM EDT
[#15]
Wow, wonder what happened?
8/26/2008 11:36:03 AM EDT
[#16]
Has anyone heard from Subnet today?
8/26/2008 11:36:04 AM EDT
[#17]
1230 CST
A ATC flight plan filing problem may cause some departure delays system wide.

1330 CST
ATC has started to recover from their flight plan filing issue, but we still are experiencing some ATC delays system wide.


And I gotta go to work today..sweet


8/26/2008 11:43:35 AM EDT
[#18]

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Suspended in air for eternity... I guess they'll have to come up with a plan to share the hot stewardesses.


Latley I have not see many hot stewardesses......most are guys


anything you'd like to share with us


yep... you are apparently flying the wrong airlines

try frontier
8/26/2008 11:44:20 AM EDT
[#19]
cyber-attack rehearsal?
8/26/2008 11:44:44 AM EDT
[#20]

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Has anyone heard from Subnet today?


Got home Sunday morning.

Looks like I just missed it.
8/26/2008 11:45:21 AM EDT
[#21]
Y2K.

8/26/2008 11:46:10 AM EDT
[#22]

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Has anyone heard from Subnet today?


Got home Sunday morning.

Looks like I just missed it.


Miss CA yet?
8/26/2008 11:46:51 AM EDT
[#23]
Vista problem.

they didn't turn on Automatic updates.
8/26/2008 11:50:23 AM EDT
[#24]

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Has anyone heard from Subnet today?


Got home Sunday morning.

Looks like I just missed it.


Miss CA yet?


The weather is nicer here in Ohio. No kidding.

As always, I miss hanging out with my buddies I left behind, but other than that - nah. I dig it here in boring Ohio.

Plus, I've got NEW version 2.0 friends (now, with more pasty white)!
8/26/2008 11:51:34 AM EDT
[#25]
Oh fuck, its payday.
Blame Wally.
8/26/2008 12:10:47 PM EDT
[#26]
Page 2 of this FAA glitch is ALL MINE !!!
8/26/2008 12:16:27 PM EDT
[#27]

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Suspended in air for eternity... I guess they'll have to come up with a plan to share the hot stewardesses.


Latley I have not see many hot stewardesses......most are guys


anything you'd like to share with us


yep... you are apparently flying the wrong airlines

try frontier



I fly for Frontier and let me tell you, we're no better, we have lots of gay guys and lots of old  flt attendents too. The younger flt attendents that we just hired are being furlough starting in September. Damn.
8/26/2008 12:24:47 PM EDT
[#28]
Great.  

I wonder if this will screw everything up for my family's flight to San Diego tomorrow night.  
8/26/2008 12:26:20 PM EDT
[#29]
that's a lot of planes!

8/26/2008 12:29:13 PM EDT
[#30]
Someone probably pulled a Glock 7.

8/26/2008 12:31:57 PM EDT
[#31]

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Someone probably pulled a Glock 7.



impossible, it costs more than most of us make in a month.
8/26/2008 12:39:46 PM EDT
[#32]
Updates? Have a friend waiting on an outbound int'l flight at (correction) Newark
8/26/2008 12:46:15 PM EDT
[#33]

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They can land. They just don't know where to land safely.

Contrary to what the FAA and ATCs would have you believe, the pilots do actually fly the plans, and can actually continue to function in the event of a total loss of ATC.

Their radios still work, and the guys with the most fuel would start coordinating the approaches.
8/26/2008 1:00:21 PM EDT
[#34]
  What happened, did Russia  get an order for Svetlana vacuum tubes from the FAA that were backordered indefinitely?
8/26/2008 1:04:39 PM EDT
[#35]

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They can land. They just don't know where to land safely.

Contrary to what the FAA and ATCs would have you believe, the pilots do actually fly the plans, and can actually continue to function in the event of a total loss of ATC.

Their radios still work, and the guys with the most fuel would start coordinating the approaches.


Kennedy traffic United 64 heavy is joining the left downwind for runway 31 left.  
8/26/2008 1:05:51 PM EDT
[#36]
This is just like when all the phones went dead in Washington D.C. after JFK was shot.
Something is afoot.  

Now where is that tin foil?
8/26/2008 1:09:09 PM EDT
[#37]

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Vista problem.
they didn't turn on Automatic updates.


More like.......

"Flight 818 request to land.  Allow or deny this action?"
"Flight 204 request to land.  Allow or deny this action?"
"Flight 1024 request to taxi.  Allow or deny this action?"
"Flight 477 request to takeoff.  Allow or deny this action?"
"Flight 841 request to taxi.  Allow or deny this action?"
"Flight 818 request to land.  Allow or deny this action?"
"Flight 113 request to takeoff.  Allow or deny this action?"

 We have Vista at work and it SUCKS.
8/26/2008 1:26:08 PM EDT
[#38]
I wonder if some helpful TSA idiot was "searching for security problems" and fucked up the computers?

TSA in the News, and thier retaliation against the Airline
8/26/2008 6:13:59 PM EDT
[#39]

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I wonder if some helpful TSA idiot was "searching for security problems" and fucked up the computers?

TSA in the News, and thier retaliation against the Airline


we also lost cell phone, and internet services because of that glitch......south East OK
8/26/2008 6:22:55 PM EDT
[#40]

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  What happened, did Russia  get an order for Svetlana vacuum tubes from the FAA that were backordered indefinitely?


Ha! I had a buddy who worked for Svetlana and 'yes' they were constantly on backorder!

Guess it gave a good excuse to hop in the Citation and go pick them up in person.
8/26/2008 6:25:05 PM EDT
[#41]

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I wonder if some helpful TSA idiot was "searching for security problems" and fucked up the computers?

TSA in the News, and thier retaliation against the Airline


we also lost cell phone, and internet services because of that glitch......south East OK


Hotmail has been screwy for me all afternoon/ evening
8/26/2008 6:30:22 PM EDT
[#42]
SkyNet has become self-aware.

It's go time.