[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Your Favorite Expression/Exclamation (Page 1 of 3)
Posted: 8/24/2008 9:52:33 PM EDT
Though it makes me look/sound like a tool, I am a big fan of "WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER". Unfortunately that new Blackjack movie has re-popularized it and now everyone thinks I stole it from that  What about y'all? |
have several to use depending on whats going on......something unusual happening ("what in SAM hell!") something going on you thought you fixed.( Christ on a crutch) someone in charge trying to "improve" a job he has no idea on how to do no matter what you say "just do it" BS I'll usually mutter in aggravation ( that i don't give a rats ass)
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A trucker I used to work with used this one: "Well, suck me off with a breast pump!" Lately my favorite has been, "Awww, shit." I also like one from Ghostbusters: "Mother Pus Bucket!" ETA An original: "Three million years of evolution and I miss my prehensile tail!" |
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"Holy baldheaded jesus" Don't know where I got that "Suck a fat babies ass" Always loved that one And the tried and true "Go fuck yourself" I was on the phone with someone from this board the other day and they said "shut the front door" instead of "shut the fuck up" I thought that was hilarious. |
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"I wish I had a dollar for everytime I've heard that" ...short version to my bride is "Dollar"...she laughs... "Have that removed" whenever I trip over something - stolen from John Larroquette in stripes. Lately, every single reference to an Asian female is "That crossway breezer", My bride laughs like crazy on that. |
Hahaha, I do that all the time. Actually had a coworker ask me how a drive could be communist. Took me 5 minutes, I but I explained how data corruption starts because the socialist bit gets set and slowly eats away your data integrity in the name of fairness and equal opportunity (Don't discriminate against the 0s!) ... eventually when the whole system breaks down, the drive is as red as Lenin's underpants. Other than that... I've used the phrase "monkey jesus!" ie *in horror* sweet monkey jesus! ever since I had a long religious conversation with a buddy of mine... I got tired of whatever it was we were talking about and derailed it asking about what "Monkey Jesus" would look like... think I'm going to hell for that one. 
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