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8/21/2008 4:11:01 PM EDT
walking through the open automatic sliding door that's further away from you than the closed one you're closer too.

Lazy, stupid, or get both, I dunno.  Just sharing what I saw at the grocery store.
8/21/2008 4:13:01 PM EDT
[#1]
Lazy is parking in the fire lane next to the front door with the car idling, smoking a cig, while wife waddles in to get a full cart of groceries.
8/21/2008 4:13:01 PM EDT
[#2]
This double tap is starting to annoy me, I suspect my mouse is flacking out
8/21/2008 4:14:44 PM EDT
[#3]
Lazy is having that guy come back to my car to sign his ticket.
8/21/2008 4:18:54 PM EDT
[#4]
I saw a woman at the grocery store yell at cashier that if she didn't have someone come and carry her groceries (one small plastic bag) to her car, she would make the cashier give her money back.  

8/21/2008 4:27:59 PM EDT
[#5]
8/21/2008 4:28:55 PM EDT
[#6]
Lazy is surfing Arfcom when I'm almost done with the new floor.  
8/21/2008 4:30:27 PM EDT
[#7]
I hate it when you see the 400lb guy/gal driving around & around waiting for the parking spot closest to the entrance.
8/21/2008 5:03:32 PM EDT
[#8]

Lazy is...


Riding a motorized scooter around the grocery store because you're too fat to walk.

Maybe that's gluttony.


Lazy is...


Letting dishes pile up for three days in the sink.
8/21/2008 6:40:43 PM EDT
[#9]
Lazy is Section 8 Housing and Food Stamps.
8/21/2008 6:42:45 PM EDT
[#10]
Peeing in the shower.
8/21/2008 6:44:22 PM EDT
[#11]
my wife
8/21/2008 7:11:37 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
Peeing in the shower.




I call it "opportunistic".
8/21/2008 7:28:13 PM EDT
[#13]
Parking in the Handicapped spot with your elderly grandmother's Handicapped Tag hanging from the rearview mirror.  
8/21/2008 7:33:52 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Peeing in the shower.




I call it "opportunistic".


+1
8/21/2008 7:33:59 PM EDT
[#15]
How about parking 1/10 mile straight out on the aisle in front of the main door to the store, when the 3rd spot out on the third row over is open?
8/21/2008 7:35:29 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Peeing in the shower.




I call it "opportunistic".


+1


"Efficient"
8/21/2008 7:35:41 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
Peeing in the shower.
Sometimes, I like to drop a log in there too.  It's cool, I just kick it around until it disappears.
8/21/2008 7:37:55 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Peeing in the shower.




I call it "opportunistic".


+1


"Efficient"


Much better term +1
8/21/2008 7:44:14 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Peeing in the shower.
Sometimes, I like to drop a log in there too.  It's cool, I just kick it around until it disappears.



8/21/2008 7:47:12 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Peeing in the shower.
Sometimes, I like to drop a log in there too.  It's cool, I just kick it around until it disappears.


Heel and toe down the drain, like a good race car driver.