Posted: 11/29/2001 5:34:56 AM EDT
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I was just reading the bill(?) HR1014 that is linked on the main ar15.com page. What a crock. I really think we need warning labels not on the guns, but on the politicians. WARNING: Voting for Democrats can be dangerous for your Second Amendment Rights! WARNING: Confiscatory tax rates possible! WARNING: Million Mom Marchers may actually shoot you! WARNING: Once elected, Democrats are tougher to get rid of than herpes! (And are about as embarrassing) WARNING: All but guilty terrorists have more rights than you as a gun owner if your wife gets a restraining order! WARNING: If you are dumb enough to point a loaded gun at yourself and pull the trigger, a ballistically induced aperture in the subcutaneous environment will be produced. Death, injury, or if you are lucky, only embarrassment is possible! Warning: This gun actual shoots bullets at high enough velocity and can cause death or injury! No really, it can. I'm not kidding. No, it is not a toy. WARNING: Do not floss your teeth (tooth) with front sight! Misalignment of sight possible! WARNING: Hammer on gun is not for driving nails! WARNING: Firing pin not for sewing! WARNING: A cocked and unlocked 1911 carried in your front pocket will make you the only acceptable man in the nation to Hillary Clinton. Oops. Boss coming. |