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7/15/2008 10:52:40 AM EDT
i dont know if this question is against the rules...

how do i convince my wife to let me...you know. stick it back there?
7/15/2008 10:53:48 AM EDT
[#1]
Just do it and ridet he ride.
7/15/2008 10:54:01 AM EDT
[#2]
You either posess the knowledge or not, there is no "how".
7/15/2008 10:54:09 AM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
i dont know if this question is against the rules...

how do i convince my wife to let me...you know. stick it back there?


best post ever!

don't ask, just do it.  She will like it, trust me
7/15/2008 10:54:13 AM EDT
[#4]
I don't know. I've never had to ask.
7/15/2008 10:54:28 AM EDT
[#5]
If she won't, maybe some gay dude will go for it.

An asshole is an asshole...if that's what you're into.
7/15/2008 10:54:38 AM EDT
[#6]

Diamonds.

Alternatively, you could have her peg you and act as if it's the best thing ever, then say, "wanna try"?
7/15/2008 10:54:50 AM EDT
[#7]
Alcohol, lots and lots of alcohol
7/15/2008 10:55:10 AM EDT
[#8]
Where's my popcorn.....
7/15/2008 10:55:13 AM EDT
[#9]
You have to get her drunk.
7/15/2008 10:55:21 AM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
Alcohol, lots and lots of alcohol


and lube
7/15/2008 10:55:33 AM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:


Alternatively, you could have her peg you and act as if it's the best thing ever, then say, "wanna try"?



That's never plan A.


7/15/2008 10:55:38 AM EDT
[#12]
Get some of these:



And read this:

How to get a girl to let you SIIHP
7/15/2008 10:56:00 AM EDT
[#13]
It is easier to ask forgiveness than to ask permission!!
7/15/2008 10:56:42 AM EDT
[#14]
Ask?  She's the one who switches the connections....
7/15/2008 10:56:58 AM EDT
[#15]
"Do or do not.  There is no try." -- Yoda
7/15/2008 10:58:10 AM EDT
[#16]
Too late now.  You already married her.
7/15/2008 10:58:27 AM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
Alcohol, lots and lots of alcohol


+1

And lube. Lots and lots of lube.
7/15/2008 10:59:29 AM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
It is easier to ask forgiveness than to ask permission!!


Not if his jaw's broken.
<--like that.
7/15/2008 10:59:29 AM EDT
[#19]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nJqMD5kyKA
7/15/2008 10:59:40 AM EDT
[#20]
Lots of booze, lots of lube and take your time!
7/15/2008 10:59:58 AM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:
It is easier to ask forgiveness than to ask permission!!


Not if his jaw's broken.
7/15/2008 11:00:05 AM EDT
[#22]
Get a running start!
Seriously though, slow and easy, or it will never happen again.
7/15/2008 11:00:52 AM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Alcohol, lots and lots of alcohol


+1

And lube. Lots and lots of lube.


Thats really all it takes.  And dont listen to the haters.  Go for it!
7/15/2008 11:01:34 AM EDT
[#24]
needle dick.
7/15/2008 11:01:56 AM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:
.

how do i convince my wife to let me...you know. stick it back there?


Unless your wife also reads and posts on ar15.com, I find it highly unlikely that you are going to get the correct answer to your question here.  
7/15/2008 11:02:10 AM EDT
[#26]
stealth move.

and chloroform.
7/15/2008 11:02:28 AM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:

Quoted:
It is easier to ask forgiveness than to ask permission!!


Not if his jaw's broken.
<--like that.


If he's positioned correctly that should be impossible to do.  
7/15/2008 11:05:46 AM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:
It is easier to ask forgiveness than to ask permission!!


Exactly, sorry hon, it just slipped! Over do it on the lube that night. You also might start with a finger.
7/15/2008 11:06:58 AM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:
Alcohol, lots and lots of alcohol
7/15/2008 11:07:55 AM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
It is easier to ask forgiveness than to ask permission!!


Not if his jaw's broken.
<--like that.


If he's positioned correctly that should be impossible to do.  


I have impeccable aim.
Most men don't
7/15/2008 11:08:36 AM EDT
[#31]
Roofies!
7/15/2008 11:08:45 AM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:
i dont know if this question is against the rules...

how do i convince my wife to let me...you know. stick it back there?


best post ever!

don't ask, just do it.  She will like it, trust me


Worst advice ever!!!  
7/15/2008 11:08:50 AM EDT
[#33]
One Word- Whoops
7/15/2008 11:10:00 AM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
If she won't, maybe some gay dude will go for it.

An asshole is an asshole...if that's what you're into.


Not true. Because a dude butthole is 1 inch away from BALLS.

Chick butthole... Not so much.
7/15/2008 11:10:20 AM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
i dont know if this question is against the rules...

how do i convince my wife to let me...you know. stick it back there?


best post ever!

don't ask, just do it.  She will like it, trust me


Worst advice ever!!!  



Werd.  They have a motion detector down there and you will get the "Hey! Hey! Hey!  WRONG HOLE!" warning beep as soon as it heads in that direction without a preflight approval.
7/15/2008 11:11:09 AM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:

Quoted:
If she won't, maybe some gay dude will go for it.

An asshole is an asshole...if that's what you're into.


Not true. Because a dude butthole is 1 inch away from BALLS.

Chick butthole... Not so much.


It's still a butthole.
7/15/2008 11:12:02 AM EDT
[#37]

Quoted:
If she won't, maybe some gay dude will go for it.

An asshole is an asshole...if that's what you're into.


Yeah and lips are lips, if you like kissing women you must also like kissing guys.
7/15/2008 11:12:25 AM EDT
[#38]
The remember the last words of an ARFCOMmer with a similiar dilemma.

"Fuck it, I'm foing."
7/15/2008 11:13:26 AM EDT
[#39]

Quoted:
Alcohol, lots and lots of alcohol


There's a reason most latinitas take it in the ass...


Tequila
7/15/2008 11:13:37 AM EDT
[#40]

Quoted:
i dont know if this question is against the rules...

how do i convince my wife to let me...you know. stick it back there?

7/15/2008 11:15:51 AM EDT
[#41]
go one further and ask her to "wolf bag"
7/15/2008 11:17:24 AM EDT
[#42]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
i dont know if this question is against the rules...

how do i convince my wife to let me...you know. stick it back there?


best post ever!

don't ask, just do it.  She will like it, trust me


Worst advice ever!!!  



Werd.  They have a motion detector down there and you will get the "Hey! Hey! Hey!  WRONG HOLE!" warning beep as soon as it heads in that direction without a preflight approval.


You'll get the "whale eye"
7/15/2008 11:17:46 AM EDT
[#43]
lmao
7/15/2008 11:18:22 AM EDT
[#44]
Aiming for ''the grips''
7/15/2008 11:18:26 AM EDT
[#45]

Quoted:
If she won't, maybe some gay dude will go for it.

An asshole is an asshole...if that's what you're into.


Thats a fucking stupid way to look at it.

A mouth is a mouth. So by youre fucked up logic its gay to get a blowjob?

stfu and gtfo
7/15/2008 11:18:56 AM EDT
[#46]

Quoted:

Quoted:
It is easier to ask forgiveness than to ask permission!!


Not if his jaw's broken.
<--like that.




Playmore strikes me as a "You have got to sleep sometime" type.
7/15/2008 11:19:31 AM EDT
[#47]
in early, so to speak...
7/15/2008 11:20:39 AM EDT
[#48]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
If she won't, maybe some gay dude will go for it.

An asshole is an asshole...if that's what you're into.


Not true. Because a dude butthole is 1 inch away from BALLS.

Chick butthole... Not so much.


It's still a butthole.



No argument there.

I just have to laugh at the "might as well be gay!" comments.
7/15/2008 11:21:47 AM EDT
[#49]
Don't, it is unsanitary.  Why would you want to get poop on your dick?  Your wife deserves greater respect than that.  

I was unhappily married for almost 30 years.  I never got bored using the equipment in the way in which it was intended.  

I really gotta wonder about people who have an anus fetish.
7/15/2008 11:22:01 AM EDT
[#50]
I asked, worked for me.

ETA: wouldn't have even asked if we didn't already know she really, really liked other attention to said area.
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