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7/8/2008 2:03:44 PM EDT
How many cock pushups can YOU do?



Cock PushUps
7/8/2008 2:04:31 PM EDT
[#1]
I only got 87 on my last try.
7/8/2008 2:06:30 PM EDT
[#2]
7/8/2008 2:07:37 PM EDT
[#3]
This thread may last forever....or not.
7/8/2008 2:07:45 PM EDT
[#4]
556

or 762
7/8/2008 2:08:14 PM EDT
[#5]
One.
7/8/2008 2:08:16 PM EDT
[#6]
Stupid
7/8/2008 2:08:26 PM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
This thread may last forever....or not.
7/8/2008 2:09:16 PM EDT
[#8]
When I am on my stomach I cannot even touch the floor with my hands.  It is a continuous cock push up.
7/8/2008 2:09:53 PM EDT
[#9]
future thread: "PAGING ARFCOM DOCS!!! I broke my wang thanks to the fucking cockpushups thread! duct tape not working! help!!!"
7/8/2008 2:10:25 PM EDT
[#10]
"I guess you could only do one."
7/8/2008 2:10:26 PM EDT
[#11]
IBTL.  
7/8/2008 2:12:37 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
Stupid


We can't all come up with gems like these:

www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=724576&page=1
7/8/2008 2:13:50 PM EDT
[#13]
One is all you need to do
7/8/2008 2:14:54 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
future thread: "PAGING ARFCOM DOCS!!! I broke my wang thanks to the fucking cockpushups thread! duct tape not working! help!!!"
7/8/2008 2:16:02 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
Stupid


+1
Not even remotely funny
7/8/2008 2:16:26 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
IBTL.  
7/8/2008 2:17:27 PM EDT
[#17]
this guy does them
7/8/2008 2:19:59 PM EDT
[#18]
Real men do pullups.
7/8/2008 2:21:03 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
Real men do pullups.


Cock pullups?
7/8/2008 2:21:47 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Real men do pullups.


Cock pullups?

Makes about as much sense.
7/8/2008 2:21:57 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:
future thread: "PAGING ARFCOM DOCS!!! I broke my wang thanks to the fucking cockpushups thread! duct tape not working! help!!!"


its not funny when youve actually seen a couple broken ones
7/8/2008 2:22:48 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Real men do pullups.


Cock pullups?

Makes about as much sense.


Don't be ridiculous. There is no such thing as cock pullups.
7/8/2008 2:22:51 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
future thread: "PAGING ARFCOM DOCS!!! I broke my wang thanks to the fucking cockpushups thread! duct tape not working! help!!!"


its not funny when youve actually seen a couple broken ones
You fix dongs for a living


ETA: Having your mouth pen is a bad idea in this thread
7/8/2008 2:23:32 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
this guy does them



Holy crap, who is it that's always so damn quick to spam youtube with gay ARFCOM references?
7/8/2008 2:25:51 PM EDT
[#25]
1,582,952    And about a half of another.
7/8/2008 2:26:19 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:
this guy does them



Holy crap, who is it that's always so damn quick to spam youtube with gay ARFCOM references?


And multiple spammers..
7/8/2008 2:30:03 PM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Stupid


+1
Not even remotely funny

7/8/2008 2:35:49 PM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:
this guy does them



Holy crap, who is it that's always so damn quick to spam youtube with gay ARFCOM references?


He's escalating too. Now he's adding other COC violation stuff.
7/8/2008 5:49:57 PM EDT
[#29]
Well aren't those some colorful comments that some internet commandos left on youtube.
7/8/2008 5:56:28 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
this guy does them



Holy crap, who is it that's always so damn quick to spam youtube with gay ARFCOM references?


He's escalating too. Now he's adding other COC violation stuff.


I bet those are the losers from military-arms.  They have a hard-on for bashing ARFCOM, because most of them are banned ARFCOM members.  And I bet they're reading this thread.