Posted: 6/27/2008 4:27:32 PM EDT
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So, if you could score pie points by dressing up in a tutu and a tiara and prancing around like 'Frisco pillow-biter -- would you do it? And if you would, would you get on a major website and post pics of the aforementioned prancing? Let's face it, virtually every move a man makes is designed to culminate in getting laid, so if you had a better shot at it by looking like an effeminate, mincing pansy and shedding all manly dignity loudly and publicly would it be worth it? I ask this because for the 25% of the males at AnthroCon in Pittsburg who claim to be heterosexual this question is a slam dunk. They will apparently endure anything for female attention, however humiliating. I saw a clip of this "convention" on the news and immediately thought of a South Park quote: "That is the gayest thing I have ever seen, and once in the park I saw two guys kissing". What an ignominious state that American manliness has sunk to -- and this is coming from a male nurse. |
 This shit HURTS, and my damn dog keeps trying to lay on my chest
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Dude, I hope you at least put some bacitracin on that. Any chick that is up for A2M is likely to inoculate a bite wound with e. coli, no shit...er...no fooling. I have to ask, did you kiss her goodnight? |
You seem to like to pass a lot of judgements on people you don't even know. |
Yeah , just because they are freaks don't mean they ain't good people. 
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Exactly. |
Yup. Every man alive has done humiliating things for the sake of pie. How humiliating depends directly on the quality of said pie. 
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Humiliation and domination by a female are a lot of guy's fantasy. The same goes for some women. If I were to post a photo of a dominitrix with handcuffs here on the board there would probably be a large number of guys that would gladly comment how they would love to be cuffed and humiliated by her. As consenting adults I leave it up to people to decide their own mating rituals. In fact humiliation can go a long ways in proving your love for another. It makes the statement of; I am willing to put aside my ego to prove my feelings for you. I am sure there is more than one guy on here that has made a fool of himself to try and win a girl. |
   Dusty wins again!  Really, that would qualify as "TOO MUCH INFORMATION!" in any forum on earth! I feel like I just witnessed an accident:  CJ |
Yeah but did you kiss her afterwards???.....  ETA: You probably like 'Cream pies' and 'Snowballs' too; don't cha???.... 
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Okay, Cream pies and Snowballs don't make babies, but she would still be giving back to you!!!... 
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Not a judgment...merely an opinion based on cursory assessment. And I added a poll to see if I was in the mainstream on my opinion, which I sorta seem to be. Also, IIRC, I have not made any statements indicating that persons who participate in this type of benign deviancy have no value or are bad people. They may be wonderful people who contribute to society, they simply have notions of acceptable behavior that make me worry about America's future. |
Okay, I'm clearly on the other side of the learning curve..... 
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Actually, cream pies ARE how you make babies. The definition of one is pretty much what you're supposed to do...make the delivery to the appointed destination and leave it there. I think you were referring to a different variant, one that could be called "recycling", to put it nicely. CJ |