[ARCHIVED THREAD] - IT FELL OFF!!!! (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 6/20/2008 4:10:25 PM EDT
My son is now the proud owner of a brand new belly button! 
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| hock.gif Eeeeeeewwwww....This must be some sort of parental celebratory thing. Oh and congrats on a healthy looking kid. |
and congrats!
for Jr.
Congratulations!
My sons belly button sticks out, he has an umbilical hernia. Docs say it'll go away slowly and if it doesn't by 4 years-old he has to have surgery  . Congrats on the healthy boy, enjoy man. I don't envy you guys having to wake up all night to feed him.ETA: I own page 2 |
Fixed it.  He isn't a bad kid. Doesn't really cry or get too fussy. I hear it gets worse as they get older. |
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One time I was sitting on the couch and found a piece of beef jerky. I had some the day before so I figured I dropped a piece. Being beef jerky is preserved and basically mummified, I took a bite. Tasted weird so I spit it out and tossed in the garbage. Later my wife asks if I ever found his belly button. She hasn't seen it for almost a week and wondered if I saved it. I was like  She wanted to save it for a baby book or something morbid like that. Told her no and then it was like   
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Zach's is going in the baby book along with my wife's staples from her c-section. 
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If it is born a girl you glow hard on the belly button, like a balloon, to pop the penis out. |
Glad you didn't share that with us! I had a panic attack when I saw what my son looked like after circumcision. It was one of the most horrible things I have ever seen!  I recently saw a video on how it is done and it is baby torture!
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They let me be with him while they did it and I was truly shocked at how grotesque and cruel the whole process was. There was nothing quick about it. No anesthesia. All they did was let me stick my pinky in his mouth for him to suck on. |
They wouldn't let us be with him. That is a good thing though because I would have had a fit! |
Holy shit. That's the nastiest thing I've ever read.
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They told me my medical experience was the only reason I was allowed to be there. |
One time, when I was stationed in Korea, I busted up my toe pretty good, and my toenail was doomed to fall off. Eventually, it did. There was three quarters of a toenail grown back in underneath it. Anyways, I was putting a pair of jeans on, and it popped the old toenail off. My roommate, who was out of the room at the time, had an open bag of potato chips sitting on the shelf of his locker. etcetera. 
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