My aunt cannot cook to save her life... which never ceases to amaze me because her immediate family is running a median 90 pounds overweight. She is notorious for 'inventing' recipes. Most fail miserably.
This year, her prized recipe dish was a concoction she called chip dip. This said chip dip consisted of
1. Cream Cheese
2. Ketchup
3. Crushed Pepperidge Farm Goldfish Crackers
I steered clear.