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Posted: 6/13/2008 7:18:30 PM EDT

Well about 9 o'clock i venture out to the mailbox in my underwear with a 1911 as i do every night to get the mail. on my way back to the house around 220.214 yards i am intercepted by a squirrel!!! he and his pointy little teeth and crooked head are staring right at my pair.

I draw my 1911 from the waistband of my tightie whities take two steps back blade at a 51.4 degree angle and scream YOU WILL NOT GNAW ON MY NUTS!!! YOU WILL NOT GNAW ON MY NUTS!!! YOU WILL NOT GNAW ON MY NUTS!!!

i then proceed to have a FTF "fail to fire" to which i dropped my 1911 and ran away screaming like a little girl.

Posted: 6/13/2008 7:19:13 PM EDT

[#1]

meh.

Posted: 6/13/2008 7:22:58 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
Well about 9 o'clock i venture out to the mailbox in my underwear with a 1911 as i do every night to get the mail. on my way back to the house around 220.214 yards i am intercepted by a squirrel!!! he and his pointy little teeth and crooked head are staring right at my pair.

I draw my 1911 from the waistband of my tightie whities take two steps back blade at a 51.4 degree angle and scream YOU WILL NOT GNAW ON MY NUTS!!! YOU WILL NOT GNAW ON MY NUTS!!! YOU WILL NOT GNAW ON MY NUTS!!!

i then proceed to have a FTF "fail to fire" to which i dropped my 1911 and ran away screaming like a little girl.

Frenchy

Posted: 6/13/2008 7:23:59 PM EDT

[#3]

0/10 If this were a turd, it wouldn't even be worth flushing.

Posted: 6/13/2008 7:24:17 PM EDT

[#4]

Pfffft! Who here hasn't done that?

Posted: 6/13/2008 7:25:54 PM EDT

[#5]

.5/10

Posted: 6/13/2008 7:26:06 PM EDT

[#6]

Fake Draw-Down thread + tired, overused reference = 0/0

Posted: 6/13/2008 7:26:22 PM EDT

[#7]

Tough crowd. I lol'd.

Posted: 6/13/2008 7:26:59 PM EDT

[#8]

With his low post count I'm almost inclined to believe him

Posted: 6/13/2008 7:27:44 PM EDT

[#9]

Posted: 6/13/2008 7:28:57 PM EDT

[#10]

2/10

Posted: 6/13/2008 7:29:13 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
meh.

Posted: 6/13/2008 7:31:13 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
Well about 9 o'clock i venture out to the mailbox in my underwear with a 1911 as i do every night to get the mail. on my way back to the house around 220.214 yards i am intercepted by a squirrel!!! he and his pointy little teeth and crooked head are staring right at my pair.

I draw my 1911 from the waistband of my tightie whities take two steps back blade at a 51.4 degree angle and scream YOU WILL NOT GNAW ON MY NUTS!!! YOU WILL NOT GNAW ON MY NUTS!!! YOU WILL NOT GNAW ON MY NUTS!!!

i then proceed to have a FTF "fail to fire" to which i dropped my 1911 and ran away screaming like a little girl.

That mat be something to take up with your urologist, not a gun board

Posted: 6/13/2008 7:31:57 PM EDT

[#13]

Quit wasting our time.

HH

Posted: 6/13/2008 7:35:05 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Quit wasting our time.

HH

Posted: 6/13/2008 7:46:06 PM EDT

[#15]

How tight are the tighty whities that the can hold up a 1911?

get some boxers and a shoulder rig

Posted: 6/13/2008 7:49:18 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
meh.

+1

Posted: 6/13/2008 8:35:06 PM EDT

[#17]

.i/10 ...

Posted: 6/13/2008 11:29:18 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

.i/10 ...

Posted: 6/13/2008 11:41:33 PM EDT

[#19]

This would be fucking retarded if only it were a little more interesting.

Posted: 6/13/2008 11:51:59 PM EDT

[#20]

Viva La France!!

You sissy!

Posted: 6/13/2008 11:53:41 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

.i/10 ...

i^2/10 if you ask me!

i=square root of -1

< nerd

Posted: 6/13/2008 11:57:50 PM EDT

[#22]

Throw the damn pistol at it next time, at least show a little self defense,
damn sissy.

Posted: 6/14/2008 1:15:35 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Throw the damn pistol at it next time, at least show a little self defense,
damn sissy.

best response yet

Posted: 6/14/2008 4:18:26 AM EDT

[#24]

You ran from a fluffy tailed rat? Pussy.

Posted: 6/14/2008 4:20:37 AM EDT

[#25]

I keep forgetting school's out now.

Posted: 6/14/2008 4:31:53 AM EDT

[#26]

<1000 post count Did not happen

Posted: 6/14/2008 1:21:06 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
I keep forgetting school's out now.

been outta school for two years

/failboat\

Posted: 6/14/2008 1:21:06 PM EDT

[#28]

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