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5/27/2008 5:15:59 PM EDT
I have tried smoke bombs in the hole and waited out with a 10/22.
Don't know if I got him smoked out.

Short of nuking it from orbit, how the hell do I kill one of these?

Max
5/27/2008 5:16:46 PM EDT
[#1]
Wait for him to come out and then smoke him with a shotgun.
5/27/2008 5:17:24 PM EDT
[#2]
C4 shaped into rabbits and squirrels.
5/27/2008 5:17:36 PM EDT
[#3]
you need the thread from earlier today on the rodenator pro...

eta spelling
5/27/2008 5:17:40 PM EDT
[#4]
5/27/2008 5:18:25 PM EDT
[#5]
5/27/2008 5:19:02 PM EDT
[#6]
Old vacuum cleaner hose, car or truck exhaust pumped into hole, game over.
5/27/2008 5:20:10 PM EDT
[#7]
Watch Caddyshack.
5/27/2008 5:20:41 PM EDT
[#8]
If you were my uncle you would use a US Krag bayonet.
5/27/2008 5:20:47 PM EDT
[#9]
Rodenator
5/27/2008 5:21:28 PM EDT
[#10]
5/27/2008 5:22:09 PM EDT
[#11]
Havahart traps and an old bathtub. Drown the little bastards in the traps.
5/27/2008 5:22:25 PM EDT
[#12]
Cover or burry holes leave him one to escape from, when he pops his head out, take your shot.
5/27/2008 5:24:25 PM EDT
[#13]
"Apha Romeo Six, this is Delta Tango Niner, you are 50 short, adjust and fire for effect, over"



5/27/2008 5:26:35 PM EDT
[#14]

License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.



I smell varmint poontang, and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think
5/27/2008 5:27:27 PM EDT
[#15]
The VC, the varmint cong
5/27/2008 5:27:42 PM EDT
[#16]
"Yeah, we can do that. We don't even need a reason!"
5/27/2008 5:30:08 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
"Yeah, we can do that. We don't even need a reason!"


"Correct me if I'm wrong, but if we kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock us up and throw away the key!"

5/27/2008 5:30:50 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
"Yeah, we can do that. We don't even need a reason!"


Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key
5/27/2008 5:41:12 PM EDT
[#19]
Can you run a water hose to the hole?  We used to catch gophers when I was a kid down at the baseball field by making lassos out of twine and putting them around the holes.  Then we'd put a hose next to it and flood them out - as soon as they popped up, we'd pull the twine and play "walk the gopher" for awhile.  

If not, just bring that 10/22 out quietly early in the morning and wait patiently for them to come get some sun.

5/27/2008 5:56:27 PM EDT
[#20]
Water down hole.  Slap him with a shovel when he comes out.  Splat.
5/27/2008 5:58:44 PM EDT
[#21]
I spent 7 yrs battling gophers in my yard in California. It took me about one year to figure out how to do it.  I'm not telling................

(my best day was 8 caught, live...)

I used water. I figured out the slope of my yard, and when I actually caught them digging, and I saw dirt flying, I would nail them with water, and they would eject asap, as long as you got to them fast enough. Grab them by their little pink tail (they cannot bend around and bite)... toss/dispose/release in neighbors yard at your discretion.

Find their plug holes, don't bother with large mounds, unless it is open/active. I once hit one with water, and I had water run out of gopher hole across the street, and two doors down. They love to burrow under house, street, anywhere. I was amazed. Smoke is useless, poison bait (if legal, is ok, but there are major issues with that). Other remedies like bubble gum, dishwasher soap, bleach, "thumpers" are silly, and I don't think any of those methods work. Water, shovel, BB gun, dogs do work. Have fun
5/27/2008 6:00:32 PM EDT
[#22]
Poison.

Liked the car exhaust one but those bastards dig tunnels everywhere.  Who knows if it'll even go to the hole that's all CO'ed up?

10/22 with can (that's what I use)

Water but if its hilly like where I live you gotta get the upper hole and the air holes.  That was a lot of water.

Shotgun with turkey loads also worked well for me.  A little loud but do it on a Saturday when everyone is cutting their lawn.

I shot one with a 1911 loaded with Speer 230gr hollow point.  It was effective.

You could also call a professional to "remove" them.  

Kill them now!  They will have little ones (if they already haven't).  
5/27/2008 6:01:23 PM EDT
[#23]
Tag
5/27/2008 6:01:26 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
I spent 7 yrs battling gophers in my yard in California. It took me about one year to figure out how to do it.  I'm not telling................

(my best day was 8 caught, live...)


Too much energy. Get cats.
5/27/2008 6:01:53 PM EDT
[#25]
Body trap.
5/27/2008 6:03:35 PM EDT
[#26]
I tried this with squirrels and it worked. YMMV

Get a hose and spray it into the hole for about 5min.

Turn it  off and pull it out.

Wait outside the hole with your weapon of choice.

When the wet, furry, critter comes racing out, blast him.
5/27/2008 6:06:54 PM EDT
[#27]
Mr. Chocolate Rain.
5/27/2008 6:10:20 PM EDT
[#28]
Napalm. Preferably in the morning.
5/27/2008 6:35:10 PM EDT
[#29]
put a cat under a box over one of the active holes with only a bowl of water, wait two days no more gopher.
5/27/2008 6:36:53 PM EDT
[#30]
10/22 will do it, they are out in the mornings and evenings. You have to wait for them to give you a shot, just be still and wait for it. One summer i killed about ten of them in my back yard with a pellet gun.
5/27/2008 6:37:02 PM EDT
[#31]
Kill it with fire..... It is the only way
5/27/2008 6:42:28 PM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:
Mr. Chocolate Rain.

IIRC, he didn't fair well against the gopher.

"get ready for some chocolate pain bitch"
5/27/2008 6:52:03 PM EDT
[#33]
A tactical nuke should do the job with a minimum of collateral damage.
5/27/2008 6:54:54 PM EDT
[#34]
Kill Gopher????  Why on Earth would anyone want to kill Gopher?




Now Goober...I'd hit that annoying son of a bitch with a shovel.

5/27/2008 7:07:14 PM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:
Rodenator


This works great. I seen this thing in action and it takes care of business.
5/27/2008 7:22:31 PM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Mr. Chocolate Rain.

IIRC, he didn't fair well against the gopher.

"get ready for some chocolate pain bitch"



True....but he killed the gopher after the gopher killed him. talk about ownage.