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11/15/2001 9:45:24 AM EDT
Hey Guys,
If you had the opportunity to pick a name for a new gunstore/range, what do you think it'd be?
11/15/2001 9:52:21 AM EDT
[#1]
Shoot n' Shite
11/15/2001 9:52:38 AM EDT
[#2]
I remember seeing this same question a few months ago.
The funniest response, which was lifted from The Simpsons, was [b][red][i]Bloodbath & Beyond[/i][/red][/b].
11/15/2001 9:54:25 AM EDT
[#3]
Howsabout, Crazy Whacko Bob's House of Assault Weapons? [:D]

Seriously, 'IF' I had my own gunshop I'd call it [b] THE ARMORY [/b]
11/15/2001 9:56:18 AM EDT
[#4]
captian death and the wench stealing bucaneers



clear winner.
11/15/2001 10:06:18 AM EDT
[#5]
gun store: Lock, Stock, and Barrel
range: The Firing Line

Or

gun store: Slimey Bob's Marketplace of Death
range: Terrorist Training; Free Barrett .50 cal to the first 200 customers!
11/15/2001 10:07:47 AM EDT
[#6]
Alice's Restaurant.


(because you can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant)




I'll take the BLT with a side order of FMJ...
11/15/2001 10:22:17 AM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Alice's Restaurant.


(because you can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant)
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[size=2]Except an Alice.[/size=2]

medcop

11/15/2001 10:52:20 AM EDT
[#8]
How about;

Buy 'n shoot.
11/15/2001 11:15:16 AM EDT
[#9]
I'm going for "Black Rifles, Inc." when I get my 07 and SOT.

My (planned) transfer fees:  
"Evil" guns: $20 (plus any taxes if an NFA item, and shop time if you want me to make it).
non-"Evil" guns: $30.  
Special on .50 transfers: $10.
The above are if you come into the shop and know exactly what you want, where to get it and have the cash in hand.
$5-20 extra if I have to find it for you, depending on how hard it is to find.

Obviously this wouldnt be my sole source of income, more of a parttime job/hobby/service to the community.
I dont have the martial arts training to do the same kick to the balls special Steyr is running, but I could probably find a use for my welding set...

Kharn
11/15/2001 11:23:49 AM EDT
[#10]

"In the 10 ring" range

"2nd Amendment Treasures" Gun store


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11/15/2001 12:23:33 PM EDT
[#11]
Image will always be a problem with gun shops, so make it professional (although "Crazy Bobs" is hilarious).

How's about [b]Constitutional Arms[/b]?

Where are you going to set up shop Eric?
11/15/2001 12:36:37 PM EDT
[#12]
I thought that for around here in Knoxville, the East Tennessee Beer & Gun Company with the home branch of the East Tennessee Beer & Gun Club
would go over well....

Don Out

[Edited 'cause I couldn't spell "with"]
11/15/2001 12:38:37 PM EDT
[#13]
How about  "The Library"

Him: "Honey, I am going down to The Library to check a few things out!"

Her: "Ok, have fun!"  thinks to herself...'Wow, he is really into reading these days.  That is soooo much healthier than that nasty old gun habit'


11/15/2001 4:14:29 PM EDT
[#14]
Who cares what the name is?  

Just tell me where it is, when the grand opening is, what my discount will be, and me and the Visa card will show up!
11/15/2001 4:22:02 PM EDT
[#15]
Guns & Goodies.

Says it all.
11/16/2001 5:24:46 AM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
How about  "The Library"

Him: "Honey, I am going down to The Library to check a few things out!"

Her: "Ok, have fun!"  thinks to herself...'Wow, he is really into reading these days.  That is soooo much healthier than that nasty old gun habit'


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Actually, there's a bar near me called The Library.  Its so convenient..."I'm going to the library..."
11/16/2001 5:49:29 AM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Alice's Restaurant.


(because you can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant)
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[size=2]Except an Alice.[/size=2]

medcop

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Shovels and rakes and implements of destruction?
11/16/2001 6:18:24 AM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Alice's Restaurant.


(because you can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant)
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[size=2]Except an Alice.[/size=2]

medcop

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Shovels and rakes and implements of destruction?
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Now there's an idea.  You could get a red VW microbus and deliver.  Sort of like 'meals on wheels' but with all your basic implements of destruction (rakes, shovels, ammo, handguns, rifles, shotguns...)

Geez, I'd love to see the look on Arlo Guthrie's face...
11/16/2001 6:21:02 AM EDT
[#19]
One of my favorite hunting (gun and archery) shops was called "The Shooting Shop."

But my all time favorite store did guns-fishing-boating-tennis(?)-and [b]booze[/b]. It's name? Why, of course, it was "Recreation Unlimited." [:D]

11/16/2001 10:31:32 AM EDT
[#20]
Sell guns, beer, and ciggarettes, and I'd call it the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco And Firearms.