Play your cards right, and I'll come to your house and jump on your couch. Play your cards wrong, and I'll pour your grandma's medicine down the sink.
Posted: 4/19/2008 9:33:28 PM EDT
[#3]
Well, the logic goes a little something like this: Back when I was thin, I was at least 50 times better than absolutely anyone else, right? Of course. So, I said to myself one day, "What if I double my weight? Won't that make me at least 100 times better than any man alive?
Posted: 4/19/2008 9:40:29 PM EDT
[#4]
I've been told many times I look like Tom Cruise + 30lbs