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4/16/2008 4:58:32 PM EDT
4/16/2008 4:59:17 PM EDT
[#1]
Only the AIDS resistant ones do.
4/16/2008 5:02:25 PM EDT
[#2]
probably
4/16/2008 5:06:34 PM EDT
[#3]
Chimps attack Zombies.

4/16/2008 5:06:42 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
probably



Wouldn't that infer that there could then be zombie-monkeys?

If so, that's a freakin' nightmare because those things could drop out of the trees on you.
4/16/2008 5:24:47 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
Do Zombies attack Monkeys?


NO! That is why I have a Gorilla suit in my safe next to my Zombie killer guns!
4/16/2008 5:26:03 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Do Zombies attack Monkeys?


NO! That is why I have a Gorilla suit in my safe next to my Zombie killer guns!


Damnit! That was MY comment......oh well....beat me to it.
4/16/2008 5:28:05 PM EDT
[#7]
The average monkey is way too fast for any zombie. However if a zombie did manage to catch up to one of the great apes, the ape could potentially tear the shit out of the zombie. With all that being said, a zombie chimp or gorilla would kick ass!
4/16/2008 5:29:04 PM EDT
[#8]
,zombie monkeys would be the downfall of the human race after the zombie apocalipse! No more vertical escape!
4/16/2008 5:33:03 PM EDT
[#9]
See, and I was also wondering about stuff like flies eating zombie flesh, and then biting humans/cows/other animals.  Seems to me a REAL zombie invasion would be the end of mankind and pretty much impossible to stop.
4/16/2008 5:36:14 PM EDT
[#10]

4/16/2008 5:36:51 PM EDT
[#11]
Maybe the monkeys will kill all of the zombies.
4/16/2008 5:43:25 PM EDT
[#12]
I'd like to go on record stating that I have never attacked a monkey.

What the fringe lunatic zombies do does not reflect the intent or desires of the majority of moderate zombies. This stereotyping needs to cease.
4/16/2008 5:50:30 PM EDT
[#13]
In the movie Dawn of the Dead they didn't attack the dog so I think primates are safe.
4/16/2008 5:58:25 PM EDT
[#14]
Zombies are monkeys....
4/16/2008 6:03:22 PM EDT
[#15]
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Quoted:
In the movie Dawn of the Dead they didn't attack the dog so I think primates are safe.


false.

that would mean they wouldn't attack hominids either.
4/16/2008 6:03:40 PM EDT
[#16]
A zombie at the bottom of the ocean attacked a shark, don't see why they couldn't go for monkeys.
4/16/2008 6:53:29 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:
In the movie Dawn of the Dead they didn't attack the dog so I think primates are safe.


false.

that would mean they wouldn't attack hominids either.


Thanks for the clarification AR15N00B, I stand corrected.  We are doomed!    I better order my reloader right away.  
4/16/2008 6:56:09 PM EDT
[#18]
if tigers eat humans...would zombie tigers eat zombies? feel free to insert other animals that would attack humans.
4/16/2008 7:07:36 PM EDT
[#19]
Bananas are like zombie monkey kryptonite.
4/16/2008 7:07:57 PM EDT
[#20]
I thought we wern't allowed to say the word "monkey" anymore !  
4/16/2008 7:19:08 PM EDT
[#21]
Did somebody say monkey?    


4/16/2008 7:37:33 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
See, and I was also wondering about stuff like flies eating zombie flesh, and then biting humans/cows/other animals.  Seems to me a REAL zombie invasion would be the end of mankind and pretty much impossible to stop.
It would really depend if the strain is compatible with both humans and other animals.