Do zombies attack monkeys? > General Discussion

Posted: 4/16/2008 4:58:32 PM EDT

Posted: 4/16/2008 4:59:17 PM EDT

[#1]

Only the AIDS resistant ones do.

Posted: 4/16/2008 5:02:25 PM EDT

[#2]

probably

Posted: 4/16/2008 5:06:34 PM EDT

[#3]

Chimps attack Zombies.

Posted: 4/16/2008 5:06:42 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
probably

Wouldn't that infer that there could then be zombie-monkeys?

If so, that's a freakin' nightmare because those things could drop out of the trees on you.

Posted: 4/16/2008 5:24:47 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Do Zombies attack Monkeys?

NO! That is why I have a Gorilla suit in my safe next to my Zombie killer guns!

Posted: 4/16/2008 5:26:03 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Do Zombies attack Monkeys?

NO! That is why I have a Gorilla suit in my safe next to my Zombie killer guns!

Damnit! That was MY comment......oh well....beat me to it.

Posted: 4/16/2008 5:28:05 PM EDT

[#7]

The average monkey is way too fast for any zombie. However if a zombie did manage to catch up to one of the great apes, the ape could potentially tear the shit out of the zombie. With all that being said, a zombie chimp or gorilla would kick ass!

Posted: 4/16/2008 5:29:04 PM EDT

[#8]

,zombie monkeys would be the downfall of the human race after the zombie apocalipse! No more vertical escape!

Posted: 4/16/2008 5:33:03 PM EDT

[#9]

See, and I was also wondering about stuff like flies eating zombie flesh, and then biting humans/cows/other animals. Seems to me a REAL zombie invasion would be the end of mankind and pretty much impossible to stop.

Posted: 4/16/2008 5:36:14 PM EDT

[#10]

Posted: 4/16/2008 5:36:51 PM EDT

[#11]

Maybe the monkeys will kill all of the zombies.

Posted: 4/16/2008 5:43:25 PM EDT

[#12]

I'd like to go on record stating that I have never attacked a monkey.

What the fringe lunatic zombies do does not reflect the intent or desires of the majority of moderate zombies. This stereotyping needs to cease.

Posted: 4/16/2008 5:50:30 PM EDT

[#13]

In the movie Dawn of the Dead they didn't attack the dog so I think primates are safe.

Posted: 4/16/2008 5:58:25 PM EDT

[#14]

Zombies are monkeys....

Posted: 4/16/2008 6:03:22 PM EDT

[#15]

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Quoted:
In the movie Dawn of the Dead they didn't attack the dog so I think primates are safe.

false.

that would mean they wouldn't attack hominids either.

Posted: 4/16/2008 6:03:40 PM EDT

[#16]

A zombie at the bottom of the ocean attacked a shark, don't see why they couldn't go for monkeys.

Posted: 4/16/2008 6:53:29 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:
In the movie Dawn of the Dead they didn't attack the dog so I think primates are safe.

false.

that would mean they wouldn't attack hominids either.

Thanks for the clarification AR15N00B, I stand corrected. We are doomed!

I better order my reloader right away.

Posted: 4/16/2008 6:56:09 PM EDT

[#18]

if tigers eat humans...would zombie tigers eat zombies? feel free to insert other animals that would attack humans.

Posted: 4/16/2008 7:07:36 PM EDT

[#19]

Bananas are like zombie monkey kryptonite.

Posted: 4/16/2008 7:07:57 PM EDT

[#20]

I thought we wern't allowed to say the word "monkey" anymore !

Posted: 4/16/2008 7:19:08 PM EDT

[#21]

Did somebody say monkey?

Posted: 4/16/2008 7:37:33 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
See, and I was also wondering about stuff like flies eating zombie flesh, and then biting humans/cows/other animals. Seems to me a REAL zombie invasion would be the end of mankind and pretty much impossible to stop.

It would really depend if the strain is compatible with both humans and other animals.

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