Could You Have Stopped This? Vegas Shooting Analysis with Attorneys on Retainer

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Posted: 4/1/2008 5:40:09 AM EDT

Heard it yesterday:

A man boards his flight and finds his seat. As he sits down, he notices the guy sitting next to him has a huge black eye. He asks:

"You know, I usually don't intrude like this, but I just had to ask. How in the world did you get that shiner?"

"My wife did it to me", he responded. "We're big Steelers fans and we met at one of their football games a while back. Well, we decided to spend our anniversary this year by going back to where we met and watching a game. As we walked into the travel agent's office, we were greeted by this woman with a huge rack and a very, very low-cut shirt on. We went up to the counter to get the tickets for the flight and instead of saying "I'd like two tickets to Pittsburg", I accidentally said "I'd like two pickets to tittsburg". My wife clocked me right there on the spot."

"Ouch!", the man replied. "Well, if it's any consolation, I know plenty about that!"

"Oh?"

"Yep! In fact, this is why I asked about your black eye."

The man then removed his sunglasses to reveal that he too had a black eye.

"Okay, now it's my turn - how'd you get your black eye?"

"Same thing - my wife did it. We were sitting at the table having pancakes for breakfast, and what I meant to say was "Could you please pass the maple syrup?", but instead I accidentally said "JESUS CHRIST, BITCH! LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE! YOU'RE RUINING MY FUCKING LIFE!!""

_MaH

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