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Posted: 3/29/2008 6:43:25 PM EDT

Anyone else being constantly harassed by telemarketer calls even though your on the no call list and requested to be removed?

I've instituted a new strategy. Reverse lookup revealed corporate HQ email and phone numbers of mangement people. I've introduced myself and am emailing and calling each and everytime I receive a call. Turnabout is fair play. It will be interesting to see how they like it.

Posted: 3/29/2008 6:45:40 PM EDT

[#1]

I keep them on the phone long enough to get outside the house, then I unholster my snubby .357 and hold it next to the phone as I squeeze the trigger.

I don't get many repeat callers

Posted: 3/29/2008 6:46:50 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
Anyone else being constantly harassed by telemarketer calls even though your on the no call list and requested to be removed?

I've instituted a new strategy. Reverse lookup revealed corporate HQ email and phone numbers of mangement people. I've introduced myself and am emailing and calling each and everytime I receive a call. Turnabout is fair play. It will be interesting to see how they like it.

Yeah, me too, WTF??

Posted: 3/29/2008 7:13:23 PM EDT

[#3]

I tell them I am disadvantaged and offer to sell them trash bags or plastic, knives, forks and spoons

Posted: 3/29/2008 7:13:41 PM EDT

[#4]

I usually just ask them if they are naked, and tell them I am.
Then start saying things like they have such a sexy voice.
Calls don't last long.

Posted: 3/29/2008 7:17:00 PM EDT

[#5]

I havent had any in along time. Whenever I do get one, I'll let them get going and then yell into the phone "OH MY GOD (insert childs name), PUT THAT KNIFE DOWN. NO, STOP, PLEASE STOP" and then hang up.

Had a few of them call me back to see if I was OK>

Posted: 3/29/2008 7:22:36 PM EDT

[#6]

Best line for them yet,

In your lowest, deepest voice..

"Does the sound of my voice make your butthole quiver"

They will not call back.

Posted: 3/29/2008 7:25:24 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
I usually just ask them if they are naked, and tell them I am.
Then start saying things like they have such a sexy voice.
Calls don't last long.

Ever had a girl telemarketer get into it?

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