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3/26/2008 7:06:43 AM EDT
One of my colleagues is a huge Hillary supporter.  When I walked past their office this morning I said, "Geezus! Did you see the snipers out in thwe parking lot? They are everywhere! I had to dodge my way in to the building to be safe!"

I paused, then said, "Oh, Wait...I misspoke. That makes me human, like Hillary."



TRG

3/26/2008 7:08:08 AM EDT
[#1]
They probably didn't even get it.
3/26/2008 7:08:34 AM EDT
[#2]

Quoted:
One of my colleagues is a huge Hillary supporter.  When I walked past their office this morning I said, "Geezus! Did you see the snipers out in thwe parking lot? They are everywhere! I had to dodge my way in to the building to be safe!"

I paused, then said, "Oh, Wait...I misspoke. That makes me human, like Hillary."



TRG



your going to hell
i'll save you seat at the bar
3/26/2008 7:09:56 AM EDT
[#3]
Good Job!!  

3/26/2008 7:12:05 AM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
They probably didn't even get it.


Oh, trust me, they got it.

<-- their response.

I asked, "So, you still like Ol' Hillary?"

Apparently, my colleague is now thoroughly convinced that a Dem is not gonna win this thing.

TRG
3/26/2008 7:13:55 AM EDT
[#5]
I thought she "misremembered". If I ever get caught with a hooker I am going to simply say, "I'm sorry. I misremembered her as my wife."
3/26/2008 7:14:59 AM EDT
[#6]

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I thought she "misremembered". If I ever get caught with a hooker I am going to simply say, "I'm sorry. I misremembered her as my wife."


I misremembered that buying sex is illegal!
3/26/2008 7:15:18 AM EDT
[#7]
Why is that family completely incapable of just growing a pair and saying the word "lie"?
3/26/2008 7:16:42 AM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:

Quoted:
They probably didn't even get it.


Oh, trust me, they got it.

<-- their response.

I asked, "So, you still like Ol' Hillary?"

Apparently, my colleague is now thoroughly convinced that a Dem is not gonna win this thing.

TRG


3/26/2008 7:19:30 AM EDT
[#9]
Your post is funny but the poll...

3/26/2008 7:20:04 AM EDT
[#10]

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Why is that family completely incapable of just growing a pair and saying the word "lie"?


Well, now, in all fairness I've never heard any politician of any stripe admit to a bald-faced lie.

Oh, and lolrus FTW.
3/26/2008 7:23:47 AM EDT
[#11]

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Why is that family completely incapable of just growing a pair and saying the word "lie"?


I thought she was the one in the family that had a pair.
3/26/2008 7:25:14 AM EDT
[#12]
"I had to drive to work under heavy sniper fire" is now my standard excuse for being late to work every day.
3/26/2008 7:26:50 AM EDT
[#13]
whoa, what did i miss? backstory?
3/26/2008 7:28:59 AM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
Your post is funny but the poll...



They can't all be chocolate filled and sunshine wrapped.

TRG
3/26/2008 7:31:37 AM EDT
[#15]
lol
3/26/2008 7:37:29 AM EDT
[#16]
From now on, my favorite excuse is



"It was the snipers!"
3/26/2008 7:38:39 AM EDT
[#17]
I had to dodge all those snipers in the parking lot....except when I stopped to hug that 8 year old.
3/26/2008 7:41:18 AM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Your post is funny but the poll...



They can't all be chocolate filled and sunshine wrapped.

TRG


Oh I know I just didn't get it.  I'm a little slow.  
3/26/2008 7:45:47 AM EDT
[#19]

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whoa, what did i miss? backstory?


Where have you been?
3/26/2008 7:48:42 AM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
whoa, what did i miss? backstory?


Hillary claimed that during her trip to Bosnia several years ago, she was under sniper fire from the moment she left the chopper. Video of her trip shows that she and her crew walked calmly from the chopper to a group of supporters and exchanged flowers. Hillary also said that there was no welcome when they landed because they were running for cover with their heads down.
3/26/2008 7:48:52 AM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
They probably didn't even get it.


Oh, trust me, they got it.

<-- their response.

I asked, "So, you still like Ol' Hillary?"

Apparently, my colleague is now thoroughly convinced that a Dem is not gonna win this thing.

TRG




3/26/2008 7:58:15 AM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
They probably didn't even get it.


Oh, trust me, they got it.

<-- their response.

I asked, "So, you still like Ol' Hillary?"

Apparently, my colleague is now thoroughly convinced that a Dem is not gonna win this thing.

TRG






This colleague was SOOOO proud of being able to attend a Hillary campaign/fundraiser function about a month ago.  They bragged about how they got to shake Hillary's hand, look her in the eye, and say, "I am soooo proud of you!"

I think they saw the Emperor's new clothes.

TRG
3/26/2008 8:09:26 AM EDT
[#23]

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<snip>
This colleague was SOOOO proud of being able to attend a Hillary campaign/fundraiser function about a month ago.  They bragged about how they got to shake Hillary's hand, look her in the eye, and say, "I am soooo proud of you!"

I think they saw the Emperor's new clothes.

TRG


On Hillary?!!  I think I'd vomit myself half to death and go blind from such a traumatic sight.
3/26/2008 8:15:55 AM EDT
[#24]
It takes a villiage
3/26/2008 8:17:08 AM EDT
[#25]

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[your going to hell

i'll save you seat at the bar



Are you SURE you guys will be in the "same" bar?

Hmmm. After reading this thread, I feel the need to go and twit one of my liberal co-workers a bit


local political cartoonist in this AM's edition.
3/26/2008 8:19:06 AM EDT
[#26]

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It takes a villiage


A "villiage" of snipers?  
3/26/2008 11:15:36 AM EDT
[#27]

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It takes a villiage


...to raise a lying idiot.

Remember, she also said she was named after Sir Edmond Hillary for his feat of climbing Mt Everest.  Never mind the FACT that she was born several years before Sir Edmond made the historic climb.