every man needs one.... > General Discussion

Posted: 3/1/2008 5:36:46 PM EDT

i'll start it off

every man needs one reliable handgun

Posted: 3/1/2008 5:38:24 PM EDT

[#1]

A pair of testes.

Posted: 3/1/2008 5:38:42 PM EDT

[#2]

woman

Posted: 3/1/2008 5:39:24 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
woman

With a hot sister!

Posted: 3/1/2008 5:39:48 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
woman

+1

and a good pocket knife (or a hundred or so . . . )

Posted: 3/1/2008 5:39:49 PM EDT

[#5]

A Job

Posted: 3/1/2008 5:40:49 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
woman

With a couple of hot girlfriends!!

Posted: 3/1/2008 5:41:33 PM EDT

[#7]

A maid...A man needs a maid.

Posted: 3/1/2008 5:41:44 PM EDT

[#8]

desire to be better

Posted: 3/1/2008 5:42:10 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
A maid...A man needs a maid.

someone already said a woman.

Posted: 3/1/2008 5:42:16 PM EDT

[#10]

An automatic house cleaning / samich making / beer fetching / dick sucking machine.

Posted: 3/1/2008 5:42:26 PM EDT

[#11]

A good rifle and the skill to use it.

Posted: 3/1/2008 5:43:32 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
A maid...A man needs a maid.

A while ago somewhere, I don't know when
I was watching a movie with a friend
I fell in love with the actress...she was playing a part I could understand

Posted: 3/1/2008 5:45:22 PM EDT

[#13]

1 reliable handgun
1 reliable secondary handgun
1 reliable rifle
1 reliable shotgun
1 reliable knife
1 reliable axe/hatchet
1 reliable mode of transportation

Posted: 3/1/2008 5:45:26 PM EDT

[#14]

a knowledge of empty handed self defense.

Posted: 3/1/2008 5:45:58 PM EDT

[#15]

pair of boots
membership on Arfcom
4x4 truck

Posted: 3/1/2008 5:46:39 PM EDT

[#16]

A well trained German Shepherd.

Posted: 3/1/2008 5:46:43 PM EDT

[#17]

Mad lesbian skills.

Posted: 3/1/2008 5:47:05 PM EDT

[#18]

A Fleshlight

Posted: 3/1/2008 5:47:27 PM EDT

[#19]

A 1911

Posted: 3/1/2008 5:47:55 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
An automatic house cleaning / samich making / beer fetching / dick sucking machine.

Once again.. someone already said a woman

Posted: 3/1/2008 5:48:15 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
woman

that likes to go to the tittie bars w/him

Posted: 3/1/2008 5:48:18 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
1 reliable handgun
1 reliable secondary handgun
1 reliable rifle
1 reliable shotgun
1 reliable knife
1 reliable axe/hatchet
1 reliable mode of transportation

look i;m in college, and i'm flailing algebra, but i'm pretty sure that 1+1+1+1+1+1+1 does not equal 1

adn i'm a littel drunk

Posted: 3/1/2008 5:50:12 PM EDT

[#23]

A good dog

Posted: 3/1/2008 5:52:38 PM EDT

[#24]

A dog.

Posted: 3/1/2008 5:53:01 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
An automatic house cleaning / samich making / beer fetching / dick sucking machine.

In other words a wife

I kid, i kid, my wife is the greatest woman in the world PLUS if I want a gun i'm pretty much ordered to go and get it, and if I'm short the cash at the time she dips in to the trust fund she got when we got married and says go get it

Posted: 3/1/2008 5:53:19 PM EDT

[#26]

a fleshlight.

Posted: 3/1/2008 5:55:57 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:

Quoted:
An automatic house cleaning / samich making / beer fetching / dick sucking machine.

In other words a wife

I kid, i kid, my wife is the greatest woman in the world PLUS if I want a gun i'm pretty much ordered to go and get it, and if I'm short the cash at the time she dips in to the trust fund she got when we got married and says go get it

You sir are a lucky guy. My wife would yell at me if I tried that.

Posted: 3/1/2008 5:56:06 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:
1 reliable handgun
1 reliable secondary handgun
1 reliable rifle
1 reliable shotgun
1 reliable knife
1 reliable axe/hatchet
1 reliable mode of transportation

look i;m in college, and i'm flailing algebra, but i'm pretty sure that 1+1+1+1+1+1+1 does not equal 1

adn i'm a littel drunk

this is ARFCOM when it comes to guns Ya cant stop at 1.

If I had to choose ONLY 1 thing to have it would be the shotgun.

Posted: 3/1/2008 6:00:05 PM EDT

[#29]

1 U.S. Rifle, Cal. .30, M1

-Mark

Posted: 3/1/2008 6:02:05 PM EDT

[#30]

good dog..........

Posted: 3/1/2008 6:02:32 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:
An automatic house cleaning / samich making / beer fetching / dick sucking machine.

In other words a wife

I kid, i kid, my wife is the greatest woman in the world PLUS if I want a gun i'm pretty much ordered to go and get it, and if I'm short the cash at the time she dips in to the trust fund she got when we got married and says go get it

You sir are a lucky guy. My wife would yell at me if I tried that.

Thx. Heck while dating i noticed she carried a .38 snubby and she asked me "why don't you have a CCW?" I knew I found a keeper.

With the election choices this time around I tell he to buy a case of ammo for each caliber I have twice a month and extra mags as well. and I'm considering having her buy (since i'm deployed) 2 more AR's and 2 more AK's in the next 6 months before either pirice skyrocket or new ban

Posted: 3/1/2008 6:05:09 PM EDT

[#32]

Every man needs one true friend.

Posted: 3/1/2008 6:07:11 PM EDT

[#33]

comfortable footwear

Posted: 3/1/2008 6:07:29 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:

Quoted:
An automatic house cleaning / samich making / beer fetching / dick sucking machine with a trust fund in the stock.

In other words a wife

I kid, i kid, my wife is the greatest woman in the world PLUS if I want a gun i'm pretty much ordered to go and get it, and if I'm short the cash at the time she dips in to the trust fund she got when we got married and says go get it

Thats awesome.

Posted: 3/1/2008 6:07:38 PM EDT

[#35]

Every man needs a woman. Or a man, if you swing that way.

Posted: 3/1/2008 6:10:24 PM EDT

[#36]

Bail money

Posted: 3/1/2008 6:11:45 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
An automatic house cleaning / samich making / beer fetching / dick sucking machine.

...and a wife...

Posted: 3/2/2008 6:41:09 AM EDT

[#38]

cough

Posted: 3/2/2008 6:43:41 AM EDT

[#39]

A maid in the Living Room, a chef in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom.

If you can't have that, you need to have a lot of money or some really good lube.

Posted: 3/2/2008 6:45:01 AM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
A good rifle and the skill to use it.

+1.

Posted: 3/2/2008 6:45:30 AM EDT

[#41]

belt fed

Posted: 3/2/2008 6:46:55 AM EDT

[#42]

The best tactical flashlight you can afford.

Posted: 3/2/2008 6:49:24 AM EDT

[#43]

A sense of humor.

( it's the only way to deal with a wife.)

Posted: 3/2/2008 6:51:04 AM EDT

[#44]

...an alibi.

Posted: 3/2/2008 6:55:33 AM EDT

[#45]

A Team Membership

Posted: 3/2/2008 6:57:38 AM EDT

[#46]

A fleshlight.

ETA: Beaten by AcidGambit.

Posted: 3/2/2008 6:58:19 AM EDT

[#47]

...a moral compass and a sense of justice.

Posted: 3/2/2008 7:00:43 AM EDT

[#48]

kid to pass their guns to.

Posted: 3/2/2008 7:08:41 AM EDT

[#49]

A FAL.

Posted: 3/2/2008 7:14:00 AM EDT

[#50]

1 roll of

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