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Posted: 2/27/2008 6:26:18 PM EDT

Have you guys seen this shit?

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Some kind of Internet punk anti-Wiki or something.

The entry for 'fucktard' is hysterical.

Posted: 2/27/2008 6:30:59 PM EDT

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Posted: 2/27/2008 6:34:37 PM EDT

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Quoted:

You laughing at me, or at the Encyclopedia?

Posted: 2/27/2008 6:35:37 PM EDT

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Old as the interwebz themselves.. Most of the articles are pretty lulzy especially the Barrack Obama one..

Posted: 2/27/2008 6:36:24 PM EDT

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Oh, god. You have no idea what you just unleashed upon these boards. Get ready for hordes upon hordes of old-meme the likes of which have never been seen on ARFCOM before.

Posted: 2/27/2008 6:36:31 PM EDT

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the encyclopedia

Posted: 2/27/2008 6:37:01 PM EDT

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Greatest website EVAR!

Some of my favorite (gun related) excerpts:

During development, the [M16] was picked up by the US Army which was struggling because potheads, the primary demographic for recruitment in the 60s, couldn't handle the pornstar recoil of the M-14.

M14 Rifle

Before the sweet-sixteen there was the the M14. A beastly pure-bred American piece made of wood, iron, and cock. If you don't mind the fact it kicks like a date-rape scene gone wrong then you can't go wrong with its 7.62x51mm NATO truck stopping power. If haji is having himself a little pow-wow with roasted marshmallows and sing-alongs behind that reinforced sandbag teepee and your 5.56x45mm NATO ain't cutting it, never fear! Your M-14 will punch right through that sandwiched dirt and give Haji a splintering sensation of our constitutional right to kick ass and take names, even if their names are written in squiggly lines.

History of the M14

After WW2 when the commies took the US off its friends list on Facebook and banned them from their server in Korea, the US Military realized it needed a replacement for its reliable but dated morning wood. Emboldened by the guiding principles of Lord Byron, the US Military went to a domestic sperm bank and in 1958, gave birth to 11.5lbs of joy named the M14.

A home schooled rifle, the M14 had a difficult time adjusting to the needs of modern warfare. When it first went to war in Vietnam it was quickly discovered that the various tiny sub-human ---------- and spoiled heroin-sucking white kids being shipped off to the crotch of South Asia couldn't handle the old-school wife-beating kick of the M14. When the sleeker M16 came along, bringing with it pussy-lick recoil, reliability problems, and substantial political connections with Walt Disney, the M14 was shoved into the closet, forgotten like a mentally retarded cousin whose parents keep him locked in the shed when you come for Thanksgiving.

Like Paris Hilton, the M-14's greatest asset was also its greatest weakness. The 7.62x51mm was a powerful cartridge, mirroring the a .30-06 Springfield more so than an intermediate liberty making lead dispenser. Though it gave excellent accurate Christ touching range and penetrating power that would put Sodom and Gomorrah to shame, the extra super freedom juice that gave it those qualities made it too powerful for the limp-wristed flower generation of the 60s.

Like the climax in the annual Disney sports movie, the M14 has made a sudden comeback. With the rise of anabolic steroids and a need to give democracy at ranges exceeding 400 meters behind islamo-facist cover, the M-14 has met a revival for the great lulz fests of Afghanistan and Iraq. With the excuse of a Designated Marksmen Rifle (DRM) combined with a generations of grunts raised on counterstrike and a whole desert full of people in need of some serious 600 yard democracy, the future for this once forgotten rifle looks brighter than ever.

Posted: 2/27/2008 6:39:36 PM EDT

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look up SFW porn

Posted: 2/27/2008 6:46:10 PM EDT

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Give enought time we can turn this whole site into /b/tards..

Posted: 2/27/2008 6:46:36 PM EDT

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I can barely type through the tears of laughter over that M14 article.

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