Posted: 1/30/2008 10:03:27 AM EDT
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A woman was standing in front of the mirror and looking at herself in disgust, her husband was also in the room. She said, Damn, my eyes are drooping, my neck is wrinkled, my breasts are sagging, my thighs are big and my ass is fat. She turned and said to him, Instead of just standing there, can't you offer me a compliment, he said, "Well your eyesight is great." |