Christmas Complaint thread > General Discussion

Posted: 12/26/2007 7:07:40 AM EDT

My cheif elf oswald is getting slammed with complaints about this year presents.

ok i'm sorry, i got boozed up last month and time ran short so i had to subcontract some stuff to china.

i'm SOOOOO SOOOORY if little johnny eats the lead paint and turns into rain man. you know, if he was all that bright to begin with he wouldn't be eating his toys. give it a rest already.

so here we have it. give me your gift gripes and lets get it over with.

Santa

ps.. oswald says he is going to personally kill the next one of you that sends him a rick roll or a link to elf bowling.

Posted: 12/26/2007 7:11:09 AM EDT

[#1]

I can tell I am going to wind up being used in this thread.

Posted: 12/26/2007 7:12:35 AM EDT

[#2]

The troll account that can only be used once a year!

Posted: 12/26/2007 7:12:50 AM EDT

[#3]

lol
IBTL

Posted: 12/26/2007 7:13:04 AM EDT

[#4]

All my gifts were pretty good.

Thanks

Posted: 12/26/2007 7:14:00 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
I can tell I am going to wind up being used in this thread.

i've been here for about 3 years now, and I've never seen either of you post.

When I read both your posts, I could not stop laughing. Great screen names!!

This is good stuff.

Posted: 12/26/2007 7:15:03 AM EDT

[#6]

All I got for Christmas was pie.........but it was outstanding!!!!

Posted: 12/26/2007 7:15:27 AM EDT

[#7]

I went to great pains to send my list to you via email, letter by post, left voice mail, sent a telegram and numerous other modes of communication.

There were no class III machineguns (with proper paperwork) under the tree

the 2 nympho college hotties were no where to be seen.

not even Jennifer Love Hewitt!

I'm very dissapointed santa

Posted: 12/26/2007 7:18:53 AM EDT

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Quoted:
I went to great pains to send my list to you via email, letter by post, left voice mail, sent a telegram and numerous other modes of communication.

There were no class III machineguns (with proper paperwork) under the tree

the 2 nympho college hotties were no where to be seen.

not even Jennifer Love Hewitt!

I'm very dissapointed santa hinking.gif

what can i say, i kept the good shit for myself.

did you enjoy the socks and underwear i left you?

Posted: 12/26/2007 7:21:14 AM EDT

[#9]

Personally I love lead for Christmas, I got (1000) 230 grain lead projectiles this year.

Posted: 12/26/2007 7:21:15 AM EDT

[#10]

Thanks for taking the time to check in. I know you're a busy man.

Posted: 12/26/2007 7:22:27 AM EDT

[#11]

Tell your fucking reindeer not to shit on my lawn again next year, or I'll be giving away reindeer jerky for New Years Day, 2009!

Posted: 12/26/2007 7:22:39 AM EDT

[#12]

The attack of the Staff Troll accounts.

Posted: 12/26/2007 7:25:56 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
I went to great pains to send my list to you via email, letter by post, left voice mail, sent a telegram and numerous other modes of communication.

There were no class III machineguns (with proper paperwork) under the tree.
I got mine, a Glock 18 that Kb'd on the first mag.

the 2 nympho college hotties were no where to be seen.
They showed up at my place, took one look at me and said, "I'm going lez." and then left.

not even Jennifer Love Hewitt!
Didn't stop by my house either.

I'm very dissapointed santa

+1000

You better get it right next year, Santa.

Posted: 12/26/2007 7:25:58 AM EDT

[#14]

You got me the wrong logo on my ARFCOM shirt. I wanted a boltface logo!

Posted: 12/26/2007 7:27:43 AM EDT

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Quoted:
Tell your fucking reindeer not to shit on my lawn again next year, or I'll be giving away reindeer jerky for New Years Day, 2009! hat

sorry i have a spastic colon, and you paranoid folks make it damn hard to get in your houses these days.

Posted: 12/26/2007 7:29:27 AM EDT

[#16]

I was a little disapointed in you too! Not to worry though, my son got me a M1 garand!

That made up for your being a lacky!

By the way what were those round pellets all around the tree? I don't have any to

show you, the dog ate them.

Better luck next year!

Jb

Posted: 12/26/2007 7:29:33 AM EDT

[#17]

Dear Santa...

< Removed for CoC violations > TBK

Posted: 12/26/2007 7:34:19 AM EDT

[#18]

I smell a fake!!

Isn't it spelled "Claus" and not "Clause"?

Posted: 12/26/2007 7:35:36 AM EDT

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Quoted:
I was a little disapointed in you too! Not to worry though, my son got me a M1 garand!

That made up for your being a lacky!

By the way what were those round pellets all around the tree? I don't have any to

show you, the dog ate them. chocolate covered raisens. want me to send you some more? scuse me i have to go give rudolph his laxative

Posted: 12/26/2007 7:36:38 AM EDT

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Quoted:
I smell a fake!!

Isn't it spelled "Claus" and not "Clause"?

how the hell would you know. your pretty spunky for a visually impared rodent.

Posted: 12/26/2007 7:37:36 AM EDT

[#21]

I have been a good boy all year. I did not once do a bad thing. Well I did, but I'm Catholic so I get a do over every Sunday. Still, I did not get my hot blonde GF again this year Santa. I woulda settled for a redhead. You'll pay for this. I know where you live.

I'm desperate enough to tap that ass of that wife of yours.

Posted: 12/26/2007 7:37:52 AM EDT

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Quoted:
that wasn't from the reigndeer.

sorry i have a spastic colon, and you paranoid folks make it damn hard to get in your houses these days.

Oh, bullshit! I turned off the minefields just for you!

Paranoid! The NERVE!

Posted: 12/26/2007 7:42:34 AM EDT

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Quoted:
I have been a good boy all year. I did not once do a bad thing. Well I did, but I'm Catholic so I get a do over every Sunday. Still, I did not get my hot blonde GF again this year Santa. I woulda settled for a redhead. You'll pay for this. I know where you live. h

weren't you the guy that was trying enzyte?

it's mightly cold up here. you might want to stay in tx. shrikage can be a bitch

Posted: 12/26/2007 7:55:40 AM EDT

[#24]

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Quoted:
All I got for Christmas was pie.........but it was outstanding!!!!hen

Posted: 12/26/2007 7:57:30 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I have been a good boy all year. I did not once do a bad thing. Well I did, but I'm Catholic so I get a do over every Sunday. Still, I did not get my hot blonde GF again this year Santa. I woulda settled for a redhead. You'll pay for this. I know where you live.

I'm desperate enough to tap that ass of that wife of yours.

weren't you the guy that was trying enzyte?

it's mightly cold up here. you might want to stay in tx. shrikage can be a bitch

Posted: 12/26/2007 8:00:56 AM EDT

[#26]

Where the hell are my aquadots?

Posted: 12/26/2007 8:11:55 AM EDT

[#27]

dammit i deleted my own post.

i guess you'll just have to stick with the old rag and the chloroform.

Posted: 12/26/2007 8:17:02 AM EDT

[#28]

All I got was a sweater and a piece of ass... and they were both too big.

Posted: 12/26/2007 8:20:53 AM EDT

[#29]

The tools, the tool bag, and the bit set for my dewalt were great... but next time, do you mind not having my ex-girlfriend confess on Christmas eve to cheating on me with one of my best friends? Oh, and having to buy 4 new tires for my car over the weekend for $870 didn't help either.

That kinda shit all over my Christmas.

Merry Christmas and fuck you all.

Posted: 12/26/2007 8:48:40 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
All I got was a sweater and a piece of ass... and they were both too big.

Beat me to it.

Posted: 12/26/2007 8:51:52 AM EDT

[#31]

My Christmas stunk...thanks a lot Santa for pushing me in.

Posted: 12/26/2007 8:54:44 AM EDT

[#32]

No Christmas BJ at my house....do I blame you for this?

Posted: 12/26/2007 9:56:52 AM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
No Christmas BJ at my house....do I blame you for this?

you want a bj from santa.

Posted: 12/26/2007 10:01:32 AM EDT

[#34]

Who am I to judge. You been doing this for what ....centuries or somethin like that.

I will say you should give up the "chimney" bit. Nobody believes your fat ass can make it down ....give it up...!!

Posted: 12/26/2007 10:02:45 AM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:

Quoted:
No Christmas BJ at my house....do I blame you for this?

you want a bj from santa.

This site is full of dudes with wierd fetishes.

Posted: 12/26/2007 10:04:35 AM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:

Quoted:
No Christmas BJ at my house....do I blame you for this?

you want a bj from santa.

Posted: 12/26/2007 10:06:47 AM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:

Quoted:
No Christmas BJ at my house....do I blame you for this?

you want a bj from santa.

Tis better to receive than give in this case!!!

Posted: 12/26/2007 1:51:23 PM EDT

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Quoted:
... but next time, do you mind not having my ex-girlfriend confess on Christmas eve to cheating on me with one of my best friends?

Try having it be your wife that's fucking one of your best friends, and you finding out about it without her knowledge.

THAT'LL pretty much shit on your entire year.

SG

Posted: 12/26/2007 2:00:29 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/26/2007 2:28:10 PM EDT

[#40]

my in-laws won't leave

Posted: 12/26/2007 3:19:55 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/26/2007 5:21:15 PM EDT

[#42]

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Quoted:
No Christmas BJ at my house....do I blame you for this?

homo

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Posted: 12/27/2007 4:57:25 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:

Quoted:
All I got for Christmas was pie.........but it was outstanding!!!!

you realise it is customary to leave some out for me when i get there.

.....All that was left was ass!!!!

Posted: 12/27/2007 5:03:02 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/27/2007 5:04:38 PM EDT

[#45]

I came down with a nasty head cold and sore throat about 10 PM Christmas day. Which also happens to be my birthday, so it was a doubly bad ending to the day.

Next time wash your fucking hands before you leave presents under my tree, you prick. I'm going to write Mrs. Claus and suggest she buy you disinfectant for Christmas next year.

Posted: 12/27/2007 5:07:28 PM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:
All my gifts were pretty good.

Thanks

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