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12/13/2007 2:40:34 PM EDT
I think we all will agree whatever bleeds for a week and doesn't die will be angry.  But does anyone else's wife/girl become so unbearable due to PMS that a trip to the dentist is better than being home?

haha
12/13/2007 2:41:26 PM EDT
[#1]
Nope.

I get BJ's when she's PMSing.
12/13/2007 2:45:47 PM EDT
[#2]

Quoted:
Nope.

I get BJ's when she's PMSing.


+1 good to hear I am not the only one with a girl that knows how to act when on the rag


+11ty billion for BJs during PMS
12/13/2007 2:45:51 PM EDT
[#3]
Just wait for menopause.
12/13/2007 2:46:50 PM EDT
[#4]
Retreat to the man cave. It's the only way to stay alive.
12/13/2007 2:47:21 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
Just wait for menopause.


Thats always funny to watch.
12/13/2007 2:47:35 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Nope.

I get BJ's when she's PMSing.


+1 good to hear I am not the only one with a girl that knows how to act when on the rag


+11ty billion for BJs during PMS


Yep.  Prostaglandins from semen can counteract the hormone induced problems.  So I have been told.
12/13/2007 2:49:05 PM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Just wait for menopause.


Thats always funny to watch.


Well, for one thing, the thermostat will be worn out with the constant swinging from full cold to full hot.  Damn, it is like walking from a freezer to a greenhouse, 29 times a day!

12/13/2007 2:49:38 PM EDT
[#8]
Since my wife reads the threads I post in I'll make a post and maybe it will help my situation.
12/13/2007 2:53:28 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
Nope.

I get BJ's when she's PMSing.


so youre not married, I take it?
12/13/2007 2:54:14 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Nope.

I get BJ's when she's PMSing.


so youre not married, I take it?


No, I'm married.


It's called conditioning.  

ETA: Learn it.
12/13/2007 2:55:20 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Nope.

I get BJ's when she's PMSing.


so youre not married, I take it?


12/13/2007 2:55:45 PM EDT
[#12]
I can always tell when she's about to get hers because I become inexplicably impatient and short-tempered around her.

12/13/2007 2:56:17 PM EDT
[#13]
The only time my wife gets horney is when she is on the rag. I won't dip in the red sauce.
12/13/2007 2:56:56 PM EDT
[#14]
Good on ya! I gotta get some of that 'conditioning' you spoke about... do you put that on her boobs or something?

mark
12/13/2007 2:57:02 PM EDT
[#15]


12/13/2007 2:57:59 PM EDT
[#16]

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Good on ya! I gotta get some of that 'conditioning' you spoke about... do you put that on her boobs or something?

mark


Don't get BJ's much, eh?
12/13/2007 2:58:42 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd134/edmhunter/pms.jpg

12/13/2007 2:58:43 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Good on ya! I gotta get some of that 'conditioning' you spoke about... do you put that on her boobs or something?

mark


Don't get BJ's much, eh?


i was just trying to be cute....





but no...    
12/13/2007 3:05:45 PM EDT
[#19]
In USA, women have PMS.  In Soviet Russia, women have RPG.
12/13/2007 3:07:54 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Nope.

I get BJ's when she's PMSing.


+1 good to hear I am not the only one with a girl that knows how to act when on the rag


+11ty billion for BJs during PMS


Yep.  Prostaglandins from semen can counteract the hormone induced problems.  So I have been told.


KeithJ thanks man -- as I was Googling " Prostaglandins" my wife jumps on the bed next to me and says 'whatcha doing'.

I tried talking her into giving more BJs and swallowing during that time of the month... the temporary lucid interval she was experiencing when she jumped on the bed quickly passed....

haha.

12/13/2007 3:12:29 PM EDT
[#21]
Maybe we need to add this smilie to the board?









12/13/2007 3:22:12 PM EDT
[#22]
PMS= Pretty Mean & Shitty!

27 years of it and counting. Actually I feel bad for her. It's always followed by very severe cramps.

I always know when it's coming. I get yelled at for breathing! Since I'm very understanding about her situation, I've always been 'rewarded' constantly in many ways. 27 years and counting.
12/13/2007 3:23:03 PM EDT
[#23]
PMS Pack my suitcase.
12/13/2007 3:24:43 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd134/edmhunter/pms.jpg



That pic resembles my bed during highschool a few times!
12/13/2007 3:31:58 PM EDT
[#25]
I get it alot when my woman is on the rag
12/13/2007 3:46:49 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
Since my wife reads the threads I post in I'll make a post and maybe it will help my situation.


Wife?

Wife?

Wtf?
12/13/2007 4:18:04 PM EDT
[#27]
Redwings!

-dan
12/13/2007 4:34:26 PM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:
I think we all will agree whatever bleeds for a week and doesn't die will be angry.  But does anyone else's wife/girl become so unbearable due to PMS that a trip to the dentist is better than being home?

haha


Women get it for a week out of the month, but how come some men can be assholes and grumpy all month long and its not called anything?  Men get it but they just don't bleed.  
12/13/2007 4:38:10 PM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:
PMS Pack my suitcase.


No haven't you heard, its putting-up w/mens shit. The "with" is silent.  
12/13/2007 4:40:06 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I think we all will agree whatever bleeds for a week and doesn't die will be angry.  But does anyone else's wife/girl become so unbearable due to PMS that a trip to the dentist is better than being home?

haha


Women get it for a week out of the month, but how come some men can be assholes and grumpy all month long and its not called anything?  Men get it but they just don't bleed.  


Adam won the toss.
12/13/2007 4:44:35 PM EDT
[#31]


12/13/2007 4:53:02 PM EDT
[#32]
a Week?!  What's this thing you speak of that lasts only a week? My ex would have PMS for 3 weeks!  She claimed that was normal....

I have been told since she became my ex (by others) this is not true ...
12/13/2007 4:54:23 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:

i7.tinypic.com/6xsin0p.jpg



wtf
12/14/2007 3:44:19 AM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:

Quoted:

i7.tinypic.com/6xsin0p.jpg



wtf



opening scene from the Stephen King  movie, "Carrie" where she gets her period for the first time in the high school communal shower.