[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Arfcom confessional! (Page 1 of 5)
Posted: 12/7/2007 7:51:40 PM EDT
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Drop a dirty secret here, FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER! I used to bang married women for sport. 9 of em as of last count, but I'm a good boy now. That shit is dangerous. 
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I have aids  j/k I really don't. I did earn my CB handle though. It's "tweeder" I got it cause I was at a friends house one day and looked into my pants and had a genuine "what...the...fuck... is that?" moment. Turned out it was a meerkat so everything is ok.
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Thats shows that you got no game. Married women looking for trouble are the ones that hit on the guy standing by himself at the bar. (Don't ask me how I know...) |
The thing that Mr Clean Fo hates the most about having sex is cleaning all of the shit and blood out of the crack of his ass. 
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Seriously though. The last time I banged a married chick was like a year ago. That shit ain't cool
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+1 No more married women for me either! |
I have the AK of asses, no cleaning needed. p.s. thanks for the reach around, I'll return the favor when you have your penal implant. 
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Ummm, I used to fuck the wife of a congressional legal adviser... Fmr legal adviser in the department of energy, fmr lobbyist, current legal adviser to a congressman...  Well, till his stupid wife forgot to hang-up the other line and his cell phone recorded a nice bout of phone sex which included some anal insertion on her end...  Him hearing the recorded voice mail and rolling around in the middle of street in D.C. until someone called EMS kinda put the kabosh on that.......... -V |
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Well a number of years ago while I was married to my first wife, I wrecked a rental car (i had no business being in) several hundred miles away from where I was susposed to be, while I was with someone I had no business being with btw I was about half drunk and had been for days. When it all shook out I walked away unscathed. Two Troopers from the Utah Highway Patrol gave me one of the best breaks I ever got in my life.. Thanks Guys. |
Actually he was a decent, rational, human being back then; not the bitter mental case he is today. Unfortunately he didn't understand the power of the Presidency, nor the necessity to apply it when called for. I was with him when he was informed that the Iranians took our embassy hostage; his first thought was that he needed to handle the situation in a way that ensured that noone, American or Iranian, would be killed or injured and was planning to make an immediate statement to that effect. I was always able to speak my mind with him and told him that I believed that it was a bad idea to proceed in that manner. The yes men won out and the rest is history. |
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I conspicuously browse Arfcom during college classes in hopes I'm going to out other Arfcommers after they read over my shoulder. I also once set my background image to change automatically every 30 minutes. I neglected to specify a folder from which the images should come. Halfway through a class, it switched to a "for home consumption only" type picture. Of myself. WHOOPS. I slammed my laptop shut quite fast... but the guy behind me had a grin on his face for the rest of class, so I'm pretty sure he saw it. ETA: FUCKING SHIT! Right after I posted this, I accidentally moused over the "hot corner" of my screen that activates Exposé... for you non-Mac-users, that's a little feature that whisks everything you're viewing off your screen, to expose your desktop. I forgot I had it set to Oleg Volk's latest "near-nekkid chick with a gun" picture. Whelp, chalk up two new classmates thinking I'm a lesbian... |
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Alright as long as we're talking music... I just bought Kelly Clarkson's "Breakaway" the other day. For myself. Because she's got a good voice. (FWIW it's not recorded very well... They kept processing her voice  )A bit of trivia: Chantal Kraviaczuk (sp?) wrote two of the songs on the disc. Honestly, I'd rather hear new material from Chantal, but good on her for making some money off a couple of good songs. My wife will not allow you to take my Man Card away.  Edit: And I have a toy poodle too. I know I'm bucking the odds here as a straight guy admitting these things but hey, it's a confessional thread. |
 THANKS! Now I have to stop reading this thread in class, because I'm laughing and people are staring. |